Azunyan’s appearance on a package labelled “K-ON! Azunyan Pero-Pero Kunka-Kunka” (the contents apparently had nothing to do with Azunyan or K-ON!) is the latest example of so-called “delivery terrorism” to surface, with the distinction that both the receiver and the sender appeared in the thread to discuss the matter.
The exchange as it unfolded on 2ch:
“I can’t forgive this!”
“Harsh… what if your parents saw that?”
“What the hell did you buy?”
“What I bought there was a Kudo Wafter LED message board.”
“What, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Azunyan…”
“My apartment has an autolock system… when I asked the deliveryman what had arrived over the interphone, he wouldn’t answer…”
“You should have made him kept repeating it.”
“Sorry, I might have been the one who sent that. You’re in Saitama, right?”
“Don’t you even remember sending it?”
“Aren’t you going overboard with this package terrorism?”
“I send out 30 packages a week, with all kinds of terror pictures on them, so I’m not sure. It looks like one of mine.”
“These styles of package are in fashion now aren’t they? I’ll make sure to do that with mine from here on.”
“Isn’t it fun having a moe character wrapping your package?
Don’t you get a warm feeling inside seeing them protecting your package for you?
I didn’t think I’d be hated so much for doing it. Sorry.”
“Don’t people complain? I’d be delighted, personally.”
“Only once, a guy angry about the wrapping for his Tenshi-chan dakimakura.”
“Put a warning up you fool. I’m so scared I can’t use Yahoo! Auctions any more.”
“The guy complaining about the sender’s kind regard for him in packaging it like this is the real scumbag here!”
See also the grand gallery of delivery terrorism.
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Monmusu BD “Bigger With Every Release!”
MLP Futanari: “Bronies Weirder Than Ever…”
Blade & Soul Launch Unexpectedly Voluptuous
Nisemonogatari Pachinko Machine Unveiled
Lax Lady Venera Figure
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Ceaselessly Naughty
“Abusive” Breast-Groping Fundraiser Molested by Petition
Hanayo Koizumi’s Birthday Highly Revered
Toyota Prius CM Goes Full KanColle Mode
Usamimi Anette-san Micro-Bikini Figure
A Full Course Dream 3some “An Otaku Wet-Dream”
Dimension W “Both Cute & Grotesque!”
Monster Monpiece Naked Trailer Shamelessly Shameless
Digimon Adventure Tri PV Full of Promise
Tekken Moves Performed in Real Life
Energetic Lucky Chloe Figure
Otoko No Ko Harem – Will You Admit To Wanting This?
Dagashi Kashi Irresistibly Sweet
Oshiete Gyaruko-chan Pantsu-A-Plenty
Nitroplus Blasterz English Trailer Quite Rousing
Momo Velia Deviluke Cosplay Bursting With Bridal Beauty
Skimpy Sonico Cosplay Barely Contained
Kumiko & Reina Cosplay Hardly Blows At All
Skimpy Elf Bikini Cosplay by Saku Supremely Sexy
Gothic Lolita Hatsune Miku Cosplay Busts Out
Delectable Dizzy Cosplay by Lechat
Dark Elf Cosplay by Non Very Dark Indeed
Titillating Tamako Cosplay Perfectly Pink
Goddess of 2ch: “Full of Lust & Urges (& Also Videos)!”
Raunchy Reisen Inaba Cosplay by Tsuyato
I, for one, would be honored to have my parcels shrouded in such wondrous wrapping. Aside from the obvious appeal, little additions to the packaging make me feel good for some reason; like when they write a note on the invoice.
Terrorism?
More like a pleasant surprise before I even get to the contents.
I'd throw the contents away and keep the picture.
Your address pls. Seriously.
I need to beat the local trashman to your bin.
@Anon04:01,Why do that when you can keep "BOTH"
Maybe the right thing is,
IT's gonna terrorize our live with its MOEness inside.
Oh and outside also.
Well if I lived with other people I'd care. Or if I had to pick it up the store it would be a little awkward, but other than that, I wouldn't call this terrorism...
I'd frame it and hang it on my wall
And no one can say shit to me about recycling! NEVER!
Heck, I would keep the box.
..or is that just me?
I would do the same, especially if it was like this http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/78616__438x_delivery-terrorism-001.jpg
I want my own Moe in a Box too!
I bet the guy that complained was just angry that his box had some inferior moeblobs on it instead of his beloved waifu Tenshi-chan...
@Yoshii-kun would love to get it with that picture
@Yourtime
Wouldn't any of us TT_TT
If the wrapping for his Tenshi dakimakura was a scan of the actually dakimakura, I would sympathize the receiver....
http://chan.sankakustatic.com/data/b7/cc/b7ccf95061bd6413891c51995db5bb73.jpg
Well, they have paintings of mass naked people events in museums and other stuff so sanely there's nothing wrong with a nakey pic of an angel on your parcel.
OH my totally DFC !
*slurp*
(eventhough I aren't DFC lover LOL ^^)
im ok with receiving this
Same here.
I wish someone would send me a package with Azu-nyan on it.
Sure thing. Here's a court order from that little boy who lives across the street who you keep taking pictures of through your window with a picture of Azu-nyan on the envelope.
@Tlbet,well...you still get the Azunyab package
I'd like to receive even an empty moe package ^^
I'd prefer that actually...
Blasphemy! Do those terrorists know no boundaries?!? >_<
Let them be stoned by the very otaku they sin against.
Otakus must die !!!!
Brain Deformed Trolls shouldn't be born at the first place.
Agreed. YCS Bitch!
You seem a bit tense and irritable today, sir.
I recall hearing you were butt-raeped by China a long while back. Why not ask him for the same again? Maybe it'd cure your boredom.
Hey, why is Tlbet's comments minimized?
EDIT:
Nvm, I forgot I've already set it to "Hide Worst" comments. No wonder it doesn't show.
Thank you for this feature, Arte.
Ignore him,coming to SC and posting negative comments...
I wonder why he comes this site anyway if he hates the thing SC posts
Why? = Tsundere
Enuf said.
But he'll deny this too, thus tsundere.
Trolls...things we wonder about the reason for their existence but...never will we find or care about the answer to such a question...
Why the fuck are you even here then? hope u get ass rapped in some random park while on a stroll on a rainy night.
@anon 23:48
Which part of "The reason why we mock and troll you is because you yourselves are doing a good job making yourselves look pathetic" did you not understand, moron?
Your life is pretty empty, right?
The difference between you trolls and us is that we have a lot of fun, while you are lonely and bitter.
Now see this is where you sancom fags don't get it. The reason why we mock and troll you is because you yourselves are doing a good job making yourselves look pathetic. It's just natural order: make pathetic sad fucks out of yourselves and you shall be mocked.
Capisce?
Sorry for agreeing with your comment and throwing up the horns for a forum that has a secret obsession with your posts on this website.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=186
Don't see a problem here. Box with moe characters is always welcome in my house!
Same here...but some people will be ruined by such an situation...
My God, I wish my packages came wrapped like that.
If my parcels are packaged like that, they would be opened by the Canadian Custom or Postal inspectors in no time to see if there are child p0rn and other stuff inside.
Stick to the usual brown paper envelopes and you are out of trouble.
Tch, that's only a problem if there actually is...
So yeah, just box it plainly and stay out of trouble.
No it's not. Cdn customs will take anything they take issue with. Never mind if it's actually illegal or not. You may not contest this, you just lose it. I knew a guy who had Dragonball Z tapes confiscated because they thought it was porn (before it was all over TV here.)
>>what if your parents saw that?
My parents are cool people, and wouldn't take issue with it.
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I would even think of treasuring and keeping the box to store things.
So what is wrong? Azuyan is so cute...
"Kunka-Kunka~"
Come on, that's a rather cute package. I wouldn't mind such a suprise.
It's way better than something like "Violent Semen Inferno" or "Absolut Nakadashi Annihilation", isn't it?
No... Actually where I am, if I got something labelled "violent semen inferno" people would probably think "pfft... he got caught ordering porn! Perv!" and then forget about it. On the other hand, if I got this Azunyan package in the mail, forget that K-On is actually a pretty safe show, people would think "oh my god, ___ is a pedophile?" and spread rumors. Doesn't matter if they're true or not, if you get a rumor about that out, there's no taking it back. I might even lose my job if it got around.
"Absolut[sic!] Nakadashi Annihilation" made me laugh.
>[sic!]
Or maybe he meant to type ‘Annihilazion’?
i'd love to get a package like this. and nothing can be worse than a "content: child porn" one i've seen somewhere.
Those packages are not too bad I have seen worse.