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Cosplayer and occasional kickboxer Yuichiro “Jienotsu” Nagashima has won yet another crushing victory, this time in a Mixed Martial Arts contest, inflicting a second-round knockout on his opponent in 4 seconds flat.

His usual showy cosplay entrance (in this case from 2ch’s favourite: “Milky Holmes”):

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The match, replete with knuckle-dragging American sports commentators:

Aoki himself has something of a reputation for obnoxious behaviour, and doubts have been raised over the fairness of the match’s rules (which some claim were arranged to favour Aoki with relaxed “special” kickboxing rules and a longer MMA round), making the crushing defeat all the more humiliating for Aoki.

Aoki’s many detractors are actually circulating rumours that he defecated himself with the force of the kneeing he received.

It is not clear whether there is any truth to this, but in any case it seems unlikely having his bowels forcibly evacuated by a blow is more humiliating than being beaten by a crossdressing man in a wig.

Jienotsu for his part spent part of his after-match interview rubbishing Ishihara and his ban, stressing he opposes it completely. Aoki was on his way to hospital and so gave no comment…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    He can do it in less than 4 seconds if it's iShitHara

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    05:00 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Hell, the way this match was going, you would think that it was "IShitHara" that Jienotsu was fighting...

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    Comment by Rya
    02:34 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Wow the other guy almost died after taking that knee. Serves him right for that ridiculous first round.

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    01:50 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "Dont mess around with otakus!"
    He should have said...

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    Comment by Megidola
    02:24 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    He should have said-

    "Don't tangle with a trap!"

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    Comment by Candy
    02:50 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Mixed Martial Arts....... now I get it.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:01 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Awesome KO. Aoki will be seeing stars for awhile in 2011.

    And happy new year guys!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:25 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    MMA or GTFO

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:26 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No, this match shows that Aoki is an arrogant ass, who didn't do his homework properly.

    Says nothing about other MMA fighters in the same weight class.

    Someone like a Georges St-Pierre would be a completely different ballgame, then again he's a Welterweight and not a Lightweight.

    For other fighters in Nagashima's weight class, you'd have to look at Frankie Edgar, BJ Penn, or Sean Sherk.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:15 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    To bad Overeem (MMA) won the K1 (kickboxing) belt and Mousasi (MMA) has beaten two k1 fighters in K1 matches, one the same night as this.

    You don't know who these people are? Oh yes because you are an ill-informed idiot and like many of these commenters on this story; you didn't even watch the whole event and you don't know anything about the history or rules of MMA. SO please shut up.

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    Comment by Garrax
    05:34 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    MMA sucks versus a kickboxer, this match showed that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:30 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Jienotsu: "You have already defaecated..."
    Aoki: "HIDEBU~" *craps pants*

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    Comment by SushiLove
    01:50 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    that is freakin embarassing.. seppuku anyone? :]

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    Comment by hotshot™
    04:19 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    humiliating yes, but a glorious win for all things otaku world-wide. complete with a trash talk of IShitHara and his bull ban.

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    Comment by Knives
    02:19 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Now that's a good thing to show in TV

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    Comment by Kyon
    03:49 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    This guy need an Anime or a Manga. "The Cosplayer Fighter! FAI-TOH!"

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    Comment by kamiru
    02:30 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    its not 2D anime so its ok!!!

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    Comment by toyNN
    04:33 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That was awesome - Nagashima's knee might have killed Aoki, he looked in bad shape there. Commentator was Frank Trig - x-MMA fighter so he was just biased for the other MMA fighter (Aoki). The other commentator seemed fair and was blasting Aoki for those 1st round tactics.

    Too bad we didnt' get the Milky Holmes entrance. Though I can't tell if Nagashima was as Cordelia or G4's Kokoro-chan

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    fuck, anyone know the names of those biased ass commentators? I think I've heard the really obnoxious one before. they couldn't even let nagashima have his moment, with their 'My new years been ruined". How can anyone cheer for someone who's so ready to break the rules? and more then a dozen times no less.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:13 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    you would think that someone who broke the rules repeatedly would be DQ'ed or something

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:30 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    One of the Yanks is Frank Trigg, himself a former UFC fighter. Likes to be a heel like Aoki.

    Other one you hear for a bit is called Hans Thompson.

    Other guy is an Ozzie by the sound of his accent. Maybe a Kiwi.

    As for the complaint about his New Year being ruined. He had a bet with the other main commentator, if Aoki won, then the other guy would shave his beard off. If Nagashima won, then Trigg would have to wear a pink wig and lipstick.

    Obviously, the Ozzie was in favour of Nagashima.

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    04:50 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I know 1 thing...

    That shit would never go down in the "Pride Fighting Championship"...

    I was so happy to see that clown get his face planted with that knee, it was like a breath of fresh air, he should have been DQ'ed from that Kick-Boxing match for those shenanigans, the Ref. was being WAY too generous...

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    Comment by Shadow C
    07:24 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm not familiar with the rules, but here's my take on this:
    In the first round, Jienotsu had the advantage because of the rules, so Aoki made an ass of himself using illegal moves and falling to run out the clock. Then, in the second round, Aoki got his ass owned despite having the advantage.

    All I can say is Haaaaaaa!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:50 03/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you must cosplay a girl... At least shave your pits dude.

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    Comment by VillainousHanacha
    06:58 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That first round was pathetic. Aoki knew he couldn't beat Jienotsu when it came to Kickboxing, so he just pulled some cheap tricks to max out the clock. Not to mention he tried in the beginning to turn a Kickboxing match into a Wrestling match with all that Clinching and Shooting he did. He wasn't even trying to at least play the same game as Aoki. Plus I'm really surprised he didn't get red carded because of all the Clinching and deliberate falls he took.

    Well, all that bussiness made the second round all the more sweeter. Aoki is a better grappler than Jienotsu by miles, and yet and still, Aoki got WAY too confident, and got a knee planted in his face for his troubles.

    And the narrators were saying the things they were mainly because Shinya Aoki is a lot more well known in the west than Yuichiro Nagashima. Mainly because Aoki fought in PRIDE back when it was still around, and due to the American Media's focus on MMA over other ringsports. Also I think the comentators were expecting this to go the way of Gracie fights in the early days of MMA. Where the grappler/ground fighter utterly defeats the unprepared striker who is helpless on the ground. But, things did not turn out that way in the end.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most people I know were laughing their asses off after what happened the first round. I said I would have run away the entirety of the first round if I was Aoki but this was even worse. If he had just done what he did in the early portions of the first round before the dropkicks, Aoki would have won easily. Instead, he goes shoots straight in and gets ktfo. Anyone watching just blew up laughing after that.

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    Comment by TNinja
    07:56 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those flying kicks made me laugh a bit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:40 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah if Aoki didn't try to go for the takedown and instead look for openings he would've gotten Jienotsu down and submitted in a matter of seconds. Anyone who is a fan of MMA knows Aoki as a full ground and submissions artist. But instead he got too confident the second round and lost all the time he bought for himself. Nice try Aoki.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Japan vs Japan is hardly MMA, much less any event with British announcers..

    There's a reason most all MMA fighters go to Japan to get an easy 5-10 wins on their records.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:32 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKj4lxOtWo

    Funny interview...

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    16:00 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy crap. Those 'cosplayers' surrounding Jienotsu are ACTUAL MILKY HOLMES VOICE ACTRESSES!

    CHRIST.

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    Comment by Knives
    02:18 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Which american are you implying?

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    09:38 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That totally was G4's Kokoro-chan.

    I thought the fight was pretty lame duck in a way, Aoki acted like a silly monkey the first round and he couldn't stand getting kneed. Kudos to Nagashima, but that 'fight' was not exactly exciting. The hype was way more exciting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I fucking love this guy. He is himself completely. His Anima and Animus in perfect sync. Dress up like adorable moe magical girl? Okay. Kick the fuck out of a world ranked fighter? Done. Do it all to flashy anime openings with cosplaying ring girls? Godmode achieved. Long Live Jienotsu!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i wouldn't put aoki in the top 10 category but he beat #12 light weight

    Comment by Anonymous

    If Jienotsu can kick ass while cosplaying as a moe-moe girl, imagine how much damage he can do if he showed up as Dio Brando or Kenshiro...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:03 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    so much love, constant hugging

    Comment by Pyrolight
    02:17 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Round 1

    Aoki: AHHHHHH!!! @#$^ this. *dive* dive* *dive* *dive*

    Round 2

    Aoki: Ok Yuichiro you are in my world now bitch.
    Aoki: Aoki SMAS...
    *Knee to chin*
    Aoki: Wow where did all these pretty birdies come from?

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    Comment by Aya Kyunik
    01:53 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Oh my hero~ <3

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    Comment by T.O.M. Morrow
    01:50 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    He's a lady. Milky Holmes need not investigate the fact that...it's a TRAP!

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    Comment by Mercure
    02:50 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Yuichiro “Jienotsu” Nagashima. A good kickboxer, and a good man. ;)

    Comment by Pyrolight
    01:55 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Heh go Yuichiro!

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    02:44 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Fuck yeah, Kokoro-chan cosplay..

    Though doing a Hirano one would make more sense since she's specialized in lethal bare hand chops.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:56 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kokoro-chan yoooooooona

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Rofl, wow, a bill opposer who could legitimately knock Ishithara the fuck out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:40 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Why are English speaking commentators covering this one?

    but YEAAAAAAAAH JIENOTSU!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Because these matches are also broadcast overseas?

    It's the New Years Eve's tournament organized by DREAM. Called Dynamite!! 2010 this year.

    It's broadcast on HDNet in the US.

    Another small note to add some luster to Nagashima's win. Aoki is the DREAM Lightweight Champion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:35 01/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Aoki seems to spend a lot of time throwing himself on the floor. Nagashima seems to get sick of it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 01/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Considering Aoki is more of a grappler than a striker, Aoki took a page out of the Gracies' handbook and tried to buttflop and wait for the MMA portion of the match.

    Of course, this does not excuse Aoki from trying to shoot from the outside for the takedown. It's his damn fault for eating that Tiger Knee from Nagashima.

    11:02 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now i wanted to see him come out cosplaying as Sagat after seeing that Tiger Knee.

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    Comment by POKI
    05:21 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you can't hit an opponent on the floor - kickboxing rules

    Aoki is playing smart and wasting time...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:57 01/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    smart, yes.
    joke of a fight, also yes.

    frankly with how BLATANTLY Aoki was breaking the rules to shave seconds off the kickboxing round (those weren't "accidental" illegal clinches, Aoki was practically just shooting for a takedown in the first round to grab Jienotsu), Jienotsu should have just started breaking the rules himself and striking Aoki on the ground.

    the problem is Jienotsu would probably get DQed for breaking the rules.

    let's be honest, this entire thing was a joke match to try get Aoki an easy high profile (Jienotsu's recent kickboxing success, as well as his cosplaying, has made him fairly known in the Japanese pro fighting scene) win.
    with a lot of the high profile Japanese fighters leaving Japan, DREAM is doing everything they can to keep Aoki happy and protected.

    KOing Aoki was probably Jienotsu's only way of leaving the winner.






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