“I’m a Health Girl, Any Questions?”

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An interview with a “health” girl, one of the many styles of prostitution popular in Japan, provides some interesting background on this most seedy of professions.

Some explanation might be required about the job of a “health” girl – essentially this is a legally sanctioned style of prostitution which skirts round Japanese laws against selling sex by (ostensibly) banning actual penetrative sex and euphemistically marketing the services as “health” and “massage” related.

Delivery health” is the better known variant, in which girls are dispatched to customer homes or hotels. Police tolerate such services in return for payments and no sign of trouble.

More detail can be found in the previous articles.

The interview, given by an anonymous health girl to 2ch’s VIP board:

Are there really guys with HIV out there?

Dunno. The girls who do full sex probably have a higher risk of having it I suppose.

You know you can get it through unprotected oral sex?

Well, it’ll be fine. It’s not that transmitted that easily, after all.

Is that you, Miku-chan? Your manners and technique were great!

I’m not Miku!

Your cup?

F cup.

Does it feel good?

We’re a mat health place, it feels amazingly good! Especially with all the slippery lotion! If I was a man I’d be going there all the time.

Do you think your pay is good considering you spend all day sucking off guys you’ve never before?

It’s OK. It’s good fun, and all the customers are nice people.

What prompted you to become a health girl?

I dropped out of high school and tried all kinds of work as a freeter. I kind of thought I’d try sex work. I wanted the money too.

I’m not brave enough to go to a brothel. Come over, I’ll pay the same!

Try a delivery health outfit?

How old are your patrons?

Really there are all sorts. From 18-year-olds to 70-year-old grandpas.

You health girls are really regular aren’t you?

I don’t know about the other girls, but I go smoothly everyday. I’ve never been constipated in my life!

Will you even service a creepy guy like me?

Sure, if you’re not dirty.

What sort of penises do you like?

I don’t like long ones. Short fat ones are good.

What can your customers do about STD protection? Do you have private relations with the hot guys?

I’m not interested in hot guys so I don’t know. I only look at them as customers.

For the STDs… just go to a clinic regularly? And don’t play around with a lot of different girls? Just pick a favourite and do her.

You’re visiting us at the VIP board at work?

No, today’s my day off.

I got sex with a condom for ¥5,000, and then she gave me free anal afterwards, with a rubber. What do you think?

Health girls who offer sex are a real nuisance to girls who are working properly, aren’t they?

I get asked “can I put it in?” and when I gently refuse they say “but so-and-so let me.”

If you want to make money having full sex you should use a deaikei site…

Which are the most problematic customers?

We’re a mat [inflatable matress] health service, so basically the customer is supposed to be passive, so the ones who want to take a more active role are a problem.

They have to stay still on the mat or they might slide off at is quite slippery, and we don’t want anyone falling. Dirty guys or drunks can be problems as well.

“Health” means no sex and sumata only? Is a rubber essential? Can you negotiate full sex beforehand?

There’s no full sex. It ends with sumata, handjobs or oral. We don’t use condoms at our place. Not for fellatio either. But there seem to be places which do insist on condom usage. There are girls who will do sex too.

Will you go out with a customer who offers you a proper life?

No. I have no interest in customers.

Prostitutes are professional bitches aren’t they?

Indeed… I’ll be sure to use that job description in future.

How much do you have in savings?

My bank statement says ¥783. And I have ¥400 in my purse.

You only have ¥1,000? Hang in there!

Thanks, I’ll keep at it!

Should you say when you’re about to come?

If it looks like you’re ready, I’d prefer if you say.

We’re on a strict time limit, but you can come as much as you like in that time. Although some can only manage once. Things get boring after they are done.

And people having being fellated, please say when you’re on the verge! Because otherwise I get choked…

Do you feel much during work?

I do, I do! It’s slippery and feels good, I always end up coming during sumata!

Prostitutes hide their past from a normal guy and marry him, then end up cheating on him and get divorced. I hear that a lot. It seems once you’ve fallen and become scum, there’s no going back?

Indeed, once a bitch, always a bitch. I never wanted marriage or kids to start with, and after starting work I want them less. Or rather, I mustn’t.

In a 69, can we rim you?

Sure, but to get your mouth there your penis probably won’t reach my mouth!

Do the people around you know what you do?

As you might expect, I haven’t told my parents, but my friends know.

How much do you make?

I only started recently, it should be about 300,000-400,000.

You making about 300,000 a month? Is that enough?

There’s no other part time work which is this easy. If you take care over disease there’s no better work.

You  say you are OK telling your friends what you do. It seems more women these days aren’t even ashamed of being prostitutes. It seems the morals of women are really collapsing…

No, as I said I’m not doing anything to be ashamed of, right? But I don’t think I should ever get married or have kids.

Big is better?

Not long ones. Thick ones are nice.

What makes customers happy when you fellate them?

With fellatio? What kind of question is that?

Well, when you take it up to the base a lot are quite happy. And when you clean up with fellatio…

You give tongue kisses to lots of hideous old guys?

Sure I do.

Of your customers, what’s the longest and shortest they lasted?

We’re using mats, so we get changed and go to the bathroom. One time, after I got changed the customer was already hard with his pantsu on, and he came as soon as I touched him. That all took 8 minutes.

For the longest – well, there was a guy who went through an hour long course without coming. At the end I had to just apologise as the time ran out.

How much are you?

Depends on the time slot – from ¥10,000 to ¥15,000 for 50 minutes.

Whores past 30 either parasitise some guy or die, don’t they? Someone who’s OK with selling her body like you isn’t even fit to be called human.

What, you hate prostitutes or something? If prostitution disappeared from the world, sex crimes will increase!

When was your first time?

Second year of middle school, in the public toilet at a park with my boyfriend.

Position.

Cowgirl and from behind.

Your spec.

149cm, 50kg, F cup. First time in middle school, likes booze, thoughtless and optimistic. Sorry for being a fatty.

You’ll definitely do paizuri?

I do!

A lot of you girls are big. Do you get implants?

Dunno. Some do. Mine are natural.

Don’t you realise you’re nothing more than a sex object?

It’s a job.

Do you get funny customers? Old guys or foreigners or ones who come funny.

Well… I got an 18-year-old kid who came for his first time and was really nervous, he was cute.

And there is a guy in his seventies who is really passionate and was quite hard to satiate. He was saying stuff like “****… you’re beautiful. For us to meet like this must be fate.”

Do you get regular customers?

I only started a month ago but I got one – that old guy, he said “I definitely, definitely come again” with a hot look in his eyes.

Why is it called “health”? Is it healthy?

How would I know?

Have any men who are smooth down there?

Yes!

He said it was for swimming… the stubble hurt my clitoris when did sumata.

Does semen taste different from man to man?

My ex who liked booze: bitter and strong

My ex who had a sweet tooth: quite sweet

You like SM?

“S” I would try.

Tell me how to become a pimp.

Find some bitches with issues.

What makes you happy you chose this line of work?

When I finish up and collect my pay.

Do most customers do it at a hotel or at home?

We’re a shop so I don’t know about that.

For me, 90% use hotels. Because most of them are married…

What is the biggest penis you’ve encountered? The smallest?

Biggest was the length of a can of coffee. Smallest was only 7cm when erect…

Ever had trouble?

None. The advantage of a shop is that you can call the front desk at any time in any case.

How many people are there with “false phimosis”? [See previous articles]

Quite a lot. Or rather, you hardly ever see anyone who is not like that.

How can I make friends with girls?

The art of conversation.

The usual surreal Japanese preoccupation with upholding bizarre and nonsensical legal arrangements (not allowing sex at a brothel, putting mosaics on the most extreme of pornography, banning 2D porn whilst ignoring 3D porn, etc.) seems rather evident from her irritation at the unreasonableness of her fellow prostitutes actually having sex with clients…

Otherwise, the generally blasé attitude of Japanese prostitutes to sexually transmitted diseases and their seemingly high rates of mental illness seems to suggest customers might be well advised to pursue safer and less sleazy leisure pursuits.

Those interested in learning more about Japan’s vast sex industry may wish to inspect previous interviews – including a pink salon employee, a prostitute, a porn star, schoolgirl pantsu hawkers, delivery health pimps, and even the victim of a maid.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    20:18 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I have to pay? screw this,I'm playing love plus.

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    Comment by thanto_
    21:39 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You had to pay for Love Plus in addition to the handheld unit for it. For the same price, you could have had this at least twice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:07 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Twice VS Unlimited times

    Now taking into account the fact that fapping to 2D feels better, the superior choice becomes obvious.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:23 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty sure you can buy a DS lite and Love plus for under 15,000 yen.

    Comment by flood
    23:00 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    notrly.

    A DS would probly cost 15,000 yen already and a game is usually around 4,500 yen.

    Also, you'd spend months playing Love Plus.

    Love Plus FTW

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:36 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    DS lite and Love plus = STD free

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    Comment by LanceRayne
    19:08 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    where's my 2D brothels???

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    Comment by King Tiger
    19:09 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.7)

    blame a certain someone for taking them away

    *coughishiharacough*

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    Comment by Renzo
    14:15 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No 2D brothels in Tokyo anymore =_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:18 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "- Tell me how to become a pimp."

    "- Find some bitches with issues."

    Dude, I died xD

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    Comment by alex251
    21:48 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    or even better: find some bitches with mental illness - in other words just go out

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    Comment by Nameless
    18:52 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Ah Japan, you never fail to amaze me.

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    Comment by King Tiger
    18:54 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    why can't sankaku get an interview!? :V
    (how much does setting one up costs?)

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    Comment by vanchrian
    19:22 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    @Unsung Because any 'interview' from 2ch or other such boards are completely impromptu.

    Usually it's just someone going into the board and saying "I'm a (so and so), got any questions?"

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    Comment by Megidola
    22:26 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "You've fallen and become scum"

    "Not even fit to be called human"

    LOL that's a bit rich coming from you, 2ch

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:38 30/12/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Everytime I read such kinds of article, I feel so sad..

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:22 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @vanchrian: You've hit the nail on the head. A lot of these 2ch "interviews" are a bunch of BS. Anyone can pretend to be anything with an ounce of imagination. Have to wonder if 2ch even realises they are being trolled.

    We at Sankaku need not be fooled... Just entertained! =)

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    Comment by Knives
    19:55 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    im sure they dont get payed to get interviwed.... there just attention seaking people

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    Comment by Hakufu
    02:07 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well the same sort of saying is in the US and I'm sure all over as well. Once a whore always a whore. Same goes for once a cheat always a cheat. It's one of those things. You taste 'forbidden' fruit and there's no going back. Another one would be "you go black, you never go back." (wouldn't call that one forbidden though.) But it's one of those cliche sayings.

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    Comment by Rick
    00:41 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'It seems once you’ve fallen and become scum, there’s no going back?'

    'Indeed, once a bitch, always a bitch.'

    I think she's honestly proud of being a scummy bitch.

    This is, perhaps, not unlike the U.S. Marines who boast of being the craziest, most murderous psychopaths in the history of the world.

    Everyone must have a goal in life. If your goal is to be scum, you're proud of it.

    @Megidola:
    'LOL that's a bit rich coming from you, 2ch'

    As for the 2ch posters who regard her as fallen - well, yes. Their attitude is not unreasonable.

    If the 2ch posters had the goal of becoming something other than scum, but they became scum, it makes sense that they hate people who enjoy being scum.

    You can regard the 2ch axioms as unreasonable, but that's just your narrative. It has no relevance to the 2ch narrative.

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    Comment by Kyon
    19:25 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    These interviews seems to be from random ppl who just start talking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:26 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ill do one right now! hahahaha
    if you want an interview be more specific like do you want a
    hoe, pros., school girl/boy, man, woman, teenager, foreigner

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    Comment by Knives
    19:40 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    who would we interview? theres no one interesting enugh to interview

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    Comment by fxc2
    21:02 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    SHORT AND FAT IS FINE TOO

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:56 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Me!
    well it depends on who ur looking to interview
    like a girl or guy teen or adult or hooker or watever....
    u know

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:36 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Remember when Mizui Maki was doing work for one of them at the same time she was still pretending she was 14 in her IV's?

    Nobody believed it to begin with considering the AV done in mainstream AV companies like SOD that would card her to no end, but it was still good for a laugh.

    Lots of "1-2 AV film actresses" and former gravures work for it and the soapland type stuff.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:07 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is called "narikiri", ancient internet word play. 2ch also had an interview of vampire, alien etc. lol.

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    02:13 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    She shall never be kissed.

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    Comment by Renzo
    14:13 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Is this "health girl" really healthy ? I wonder about that ?

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    Comment by Kyon

    Second that.
    Godamn Japan... What is wrong with you, pal.

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    Comment by LUMINCE
    20:16 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Implying this is anything weird or something only Japanese would have.

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    Comment by Kyon
    20:34 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Is far beyond only "this". Take a look at the end, Artefacto-san got a point there.

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    Comment by Kitsune9Tails
    10:50 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Umm, when people say "such and such is the second oldest profession in the world!", you do realize what the first oldest profession is, right?

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    18:59 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Men have to pay for sex now!!? The nerve!

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    Comment by Rick
    00:48 31/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Meh.

    If you really want free sex and you ask ten thousand women, one of them will say yes with no strings attached.

    Then, after you have it, you have to ask yourself if it was really what you wanted.

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    Comment by TenguSan
    09:00 31/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    if you have to ask 10,000 women to have sex and only get 1... your doing it wrong -_-

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    Comment by alex251
    20:05 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    F cup - so in real is that B ?

    this "interviews" look more like advertisements for these services -only that they don't mention the names

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:33 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    why don't you think that a pimp could advertise his service on the site of the virgins lusting for some hot sumata action?

    What is your name, handsome knight?

    'Sir Galahad... the Chaste'.

    Mine is 'Zoot'. Just 'Zoot'.

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    Comment by alex251
    21:46 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if they don't mention the name of it or the address then it's not so effective advertisement + the attitude that they don't care about STD's

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    Comment by MikuHatsune10728
    20:41 30/12/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Well i enjoyed reading that :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Question: Tell me how to become a pimp.

    Answer: Find some bitches with issues.

    My opinion: HAHAHA! Somehow this answer reminds me of A Pimp Named Slickback from "Boondocks".

    :-D

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:29 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, she enjoys being a whore. What can i say? It's her body..no, it's now the body of her costumers. Good riddance.

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    Comment by kittex
    01:07 31/12/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    she's free to choose how to spend her life, to be whore or policeman, the difference only in how people treat it. it's all about society morals. in my opinion you should look at stuff like this from different points... more neutrally

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    Comment by Rick
    00:46 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The problem is that the actions of prostitutes impact the community. They can get cut and bleed on people by accident. They can use up public health services. They can create chaos faster than the constructive part of society can repair it.

    However, society has never been an exercise in rational self-interest - just an exercise in self-interest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:47 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I can also get cut and bleed on people. (Or were you worried about venereal diseases? You'd need actual wound-to-wound contact...)
    And a prostitute wouldn't cause more pressure on the health system than someone who just sleeps around. And there are many more sluts than prostitutes, curiously enough.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:51 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Is that you, Miku-chan? Your manners and technique were great!"

    Undeniable fact that Miku's a cum guzzling whore ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:50 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ''Is that you, Miku-chan? Your manners and technique were great!
    I’m not Miku!''
    LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:14 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I've done worked with Porn Stars in my early 20's I screwed some of the best looking AV stars in America.

    Tori Lane, Lisa Ann, Bree Olsen, Scarlet Pain, Ms Berlin, Jasmine all off scene, I've had at least 50 different AV USA stars / Europe Stars / Not many Asians.

    But ill say this, I've never used a "Health" - "Brothel" - "Prostitute".

    That is why I trust these Porn Stars more then, Brothels, they have "AIM" tests before they did videos and hard to fake that ya know.

    I have no Disease what so ever and its been 10years since I screwed my first 30 women in that industry.
    That why I love doing "POV" movies, all you see is my Dick, and not my face.

    My wife still thinks I'm a business whitecollar workers, yet I get my dick sucked/fucked daily.

    I may lie to my wife but ya know what?
    People pay me, to do what I enjoy.

    Not my fault, you don't got the balls to save up $10,000 and make your own Porn Star DVD set.

    Adult Video Actress do 1500-1600 1hr video shot.

    I've made up to $270,000 making $60,000 in Porn Employment Payment... not a bad turn out eh?

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    Comment by Miroku74
    04:48 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cool story, bro.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 31/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah what he said,

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    Comment by Cytryz
    21:42 30/12/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    50 minutes non stop action lets set a new record >:D





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