Sega’s Penis Controller

Sega have produced a penis controller of their own, although sadly not with the same end in mind as with the other major sort of penis controller.

Sega’s “Toylets” has apparently found its way into some Japanese urinals:

Those wondering why Sega would even consider producing such a device need look no further than the fact that the company was bought up by sleazy pachinko machine maker Sammy some years ago.

Aside from allowing an endless variety of crude puns, the main objective of the device appears to be to advertise to urinal users – the addition of a sensor which can measure the speed and volume of liquid splattering on it allows some simple games to be embedded in the urinal, which helpfully draws the user’s attention to the screen.