Sega’s Penis Controller
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Dec 16, 2010 07:11 JST
- Tags: Arcade Gaming, Bizarre, Controllers, Sega, Toilets, Video Gallery
Sega have produced a penis controller of their own, although sadly not with the same end in mind as with the other major sort of penis controller.
Sega’s “Toylets” has apparently found its way into some Japanese urinals:
Those wondering why Sega would even consider producing such a device need look no further than the fact that the company was bought up by sleazy pachinko machine maker Sammy some years ago.
Aside from allowing an endless variety of crude puns, the main objective of the device appears to be to advertise to urinal users – the addition of a sensor which can measure the speed and volume of liquid splattering on it allows some simple games to be embedded in the urinal, which helpfully draws the user’s attention to the screen.
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They may know what you like, they may even know where you live. But now, they will know how you PEE!
I just imagined the appliance connected to the net and uploading your score to a "hall of fame" server... I hope noone catches the idea.
That's awesome.
So Sega is trying to control my Pee?
They want our money AND our pee now?
And I thought I was bored in the toilet...
Next is toilet bowl simulation games;
Play as a WW2 bomber and literally bomb the shit out of high profile targets.
And they shall call it.... BATTLE SHITS!!!
Only in Japan..
Damn it! Why is it so hard to aim at the toilet?!
You need something to aim at, they should put a picture of Ishihara with a target around it, so that way you never miss. :3
This is exactly why I love Japan.
can it simulate pissing on a girl's face?
Is this to prevent wandering eyes in the male bathrooms? o.O
ask R Kelly
Apparently it's to prevent guys pissing on the floor.
Probably could :) maybe there will be some homebrew verzion :)
I want this at home!
My pee needs to be calibrated, my aim is a bit off lately.
And bathrooms breaks just got extended....
pity that us girls can try....or maybe...
Or to make sure your piss are not hard and fast enough to bounce back from the urinals and onto your pants.
@ShiraYuki619 *cough* do you need a hand. :3
come in, come in, we're all friends here..
consider it banned then
What I'm about to say may sound nasty, but I'd be sold if I could pee all over virtual girl's face
I'd much rather have a girl pee on mines...
sega did it for the lulz i bet it won't be long now...
"Lul" means dick in Dutch.
Sega. Truly Service Games™.
I'm gonna piss on you...
Sonic the Hedgecock!
In your face, Ishihara!! Drown in my pee,fag!!
YES, take that feminists!
"and the 2010 winner of the WTFawards is............"
lol sega, bring the game to the pee :D
"Taking a japanese girl to the movies:- $30.50"
"Taking her to dinner:- $200.35"
"Walks on the beach:- $05.15"
"Taking a piss in the urinal knowing very well your not getting any pussy, yet you get free game:- priceless"
For the simple games in life theres the urnal
for everything else there is mastercard.
Oh just perfect, now you can play games on the toilet that makes your dick point upwards making it even harder to hit the target.
...
it will probably go all over the place, roof, wall, face you name it!
Yeah, sounds just delighting. Oh well, I was already running out of magazines, maybe this will make things more interesting. Or something.
A new definition for 'pee all over myself'.
Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's okay. Shake it three times and you're playing with yourself... and you got the high score.
If only I could vote up your comment more than once...
Peeing with a boner? Not for newbies.
Level UP!
New skill is learned:
Water Gun in Harden mode
I want this system installed in my bathroom!
I love the game, finally a game where no girl can beat me!
Oh great, as if the Japanese didn't have enough to worry about with with dick size, now there'll be worry over stamina of pissing. After all, the longer you piss, the more of that dress gets blown off!
WTF?!?
What the....I don't even....
Are people really that bored in japan that they are bored even during a piss?
I've never been peeing and thought "Hmm I wish I could play a game using my pee"
WTF japan!
Well, they've said in some presentations this past year that the future will turn all of real life into a game, so this was inevitable. Call it sleazy, I say it's a way of making a necessary body function fun! However, I'm not looking forward to the sequel if you catch my drift.
I think it is actually taking pictures behind the display screen at all the urinators.
And THEY ask US why WE think THEY are strange.
All your pee belong to us!!!!
"Enlarge your penis...Objectively, you need to, sir"
Oh well, at least Japan still has weird stuff. LOL
I know they made a few bad Sonic games, but... this?
Fuck.
One of the most stupid things who i never see in the History...another JAPAN EPIC FAIL
yay golden shower games!!
Does it have local multiplayer? :3