Lara Croft, Square Enix Style
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Dec 8, 2010 05:11 JST
- Tags: Character Design, Marketing, PS3, Square Enix, Tomb Raider, USA, Xbox 360
The Tomb Raider franchise is being rebooted by its new owners Square Enix – and this is the result.
Lara Croft’s evolution from comically buxom into comically macho:
The game is being made by American developer Crystal Dynamics, formerly owned by Eidos and now a part of Square Enix.
Although notionally an American game, in light of Square Enix’s notoriously simplistic (and so far, equally ineffective) view of marketing to hairy foreigners it is hard not to speculate about the involvement of Wada and company in ensuring the reboot of Lara into a macho she-man.














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"Macho she-man". In other words "She doesn't have massive tits".
She looks better than ever, and CD want to focus on the "survival" element this time around, hence the mud and blood. I know it's fashionable to hate on Square Enix at the moment thanks to FF13 and 14, but in regards to the western side of things they just seem to be throwing money at them and letting talented developers getting on with the job.
This is why we have Deus Ex, Thief and now a completely rebooted Tomb Raider to look forward to. So let's cut them some slack.
That's right, as long as they limit themselves to providing funds for good developers, there aren't really many reasons for scorning 'em. What's more, they have built a reputation for great games during the Super Famicom and PlayStation eras that's mostly just hot air, I prefer them as they are now, a cool games publisher instead of a comically overrated games developer.
Also, I didn't know about the new Thief game, I'll try to check it out too. Thanks, Fox.
Nice remake.Does she have a katana now?
GOOD, no more helium breasts for her now, which makes it looks 3 times realistic
I'd rate you up even more if I wasn't anon
Realism is overated, aren't games supposed to be an escape from the mindanity of reality?
That's a bow.
*You unlocked a new Achievement*
*Master of the Obvious*
I can agree with her having a bow. If the designers are smart, they'll integrate it well into gameplay (such as using it to shoot graples to higher levels and so on...)
I doubt they'll do that though.
More like Crystal Dynamics style. Square is only the publisher and they are not really providing much other than the CGI cutscene technology if the developers needs it, like with the latest Deus Ex game.
No, but according to my (absolutely trustworthy) source she now has a dick.
Uhh... I think she has a gunsword now.
She's the type of 'cool girl' and adventurer ! I hope she'd be upgraded :3
No but your mom has a negro katana inside her :)
hahhaahh never looks so feminine before, old tombraider looked like a latina chola, now she looks bad ass.
it's a bow
She can beat me up but she is still hot. Except on bad consoles.
please please please tell me they aren't gonna turn her into some freak of nature, more buff than your average man, woman ;_;
It's definitely an improvement respect the first games
At least her head is normal sized.
She's going to be DFC. I mean, look at those pictures. She's progressively getting flatter.
Underworld was the best version of her imo.
@Anon14:34 a DFC?
no no not DFC, it's still there.
Also, LaRambo Croft lol
..>.>
THEY KEELED HER BEWBS!!!
Seriously, they got smaller.
Larambo Croft? Let's hope that she had trick arrows.
Hell, behind this face image she should be DFC, I'm sad, I will cry. Poor Lara, what is a woman without big boobs?
Well, at least, there is not tetsuya nomura in this character desing, since he is practycally involved in any square-enix project, is good to see, cristal dinamics, do still do ther own stuff.
its called breast reduction... she got one
she needs implants now
Ore no Lara Ga Konna ni Pettan wake ga nai!
Oh god, we don't need anymore good things becoming chinese quality -_-
I think it'll be fine. Quoting Rockpapershotgun:
"One of my favourite things of recent years has been the standard of Crystal Dynamics’ Tomb Raider games. While there’s no doubt there’s Lara fatigue, it’s inappropriate when they’re some of the finest action platform/shooters around. So it’s with a happy face that I greet the news that the next game from the team is a complete reboot of the series, simply called Tomb Raider. "
i hope they copy off of uncharted a bit.
Give her a blue flamingo dress with slightly longer hair, and you're looking at Yuna from FFX-2 for pic 5.
Wait what the hell, I REALLY REALLY like how she looks now.
Is it bad that I like Lara's new design? She actually looks... human now.
That's the dumbest comment I've ever read...
dont you mean . Does she have a cheeseburger now?
Dear Square: You have already failed at the hands of Atlus, Compile Heart, and Nippon Ichi. Please give the fuck up.
I 2nd this statement.
They seem to be on the right track with Human Revolution. So long as Squeenix let the developers do their thing and stick to publishing (and maybe supporting visual assets), it shouldn't be too bad.
Indeed, the last few Tomb Raiders with the exception of TR:Underworld were alright TR:Legend was a definite comeback point while TR:Anniversary was a decent remake. Too bad the writers forgot about Avalon halfway through the story arc.
The Underworld Lara look is the best of both worlds not some pre teen (reason for DFC junk...) Gilligan's Island crap.
Sqeenix is really trying to break into the western market, kind of how Microsoft was paying JPN developers to make rpg's for the X-box.
Haa!
Doesn't even look anything SE-ish, tbh.
She does, but reverse- if it was a guy looking like a girl you would gladly accept the look wouldn't you?
u know tbh.
And that's a bad thing?
Heres a translated text from me, since i only have read the text in German.
Its also the newest Information i could find, its from the new GameInformer Magazine.
Please forgive me if theres any spelling error, im far from being perfect with Translations.
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- Lara´s Age in this Game will be 21 years.
- Its supposed to be a restart of the Tomb Raider Franchise, cause there is no "real" Lara-Model.
- Some dying scenes are quite brutal:
A rock crashes on Lara , jamming one of her legs, then another one falls on her head.
In another scene Lara is stabbed by a man, who closes afterwards her eyes
- There will be weapons like arrow and sheet, pistol and a shotgun.
- No more "Lock-On" Target System, its History now.
But now, completely free aiming is possible.
Its Crystal Dynamics opinion, to be able to keep up this system with that in competition products.
- In the play process, Lara will receive new tools and equipment, which correspond to its abilities.
Likewise Lara becomes even more athletically:
In the beginning she cant reach a few Areas, but later its possible, since she gained more strengh
- Its possible to combine Items in the Base-Camp to create new Object
Furthermore you can access here the "Skill System" to upgrade Laras Abilities.
The Camp can also be used to quick Travel from one Point to another to also minimize the "Backtracking" to already visited Places.
- Lara must eat and drink to survive.
- There are also other living People & people from the Ship Crew, wandering around on the Island.
Thanks for the info it might actually be worth renting.
I bet they screw up the story "again" though.
wow that's nice
I'm all for this current incarnation of Lara Croft. Dirty sexy... yum
boobs => macho salad
wtf
It's just me or she looks a lot like Fang from FFXIII? Btw~ she looks amazingly sexy now *-*