Even You Can Find a Partner! 35% Succeed in Ota-Konkatsu
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 29, 2010 22:47 JST
- Tags: Dating, Events, Fujoshi, Lucky Star, Otaku, Relationships, Saitama, Tourism
The organisers of the recent Lucky Star Konkatsu dating event are crowing over the fact that “35%” of the otaku participants successfully formed nascent otaples.
Of 40 people, 20 male and 20 female, 7 couples were successfully formed in the event, which took place amidst the terribly romantic setting of the Lucky Star shrine. Reportedly many other participants also went on to drink together after the event as well.
Whilst considered promising by some, the fact that male applicants (who had to pay $100 to enter whilst women got in free) outnumbered female applicants 3:1 does suggest there might be problems if the practice takes off on a larger scale.
With 500 applicants for 40 places it seems likely future events along these lines will not be long in coming in any case.
2ch is of course the acknowledged authority on matters when it comes to being sad and lonely:
There’s a chance hot non-otaku guys were mixed in!
They were probably all just a bunch of normals pretending to be otaku anyway.
There are hot guys who are otaku and cute girls who are fujoshi – that’s the only reason.
If they had no results nobody would go to the next events. The organisers probably did some work behind the scenes to fix things…
I’d like them to tell us what the age breakdown of the participants was. Probably all in their twenties.
We can’t say anything until we see the photos of these couples…
I thought this would fail completely but 35% is pretty good – I hope it works out in future too.
Well, the people going to this were probably all of that age. If you miss this you may be single the rest of your life.
Conclusion: you can’t really be satisfied with 2D.
So much for 2D being better than 3D…
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Temptress Wives – “Older Women Are Better!”
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Let It Die Trailer Unforgettably Fierce
Shinjuku Station Reveals “All Yu-Gi-Oh Cards Ever!”
Kashiwazaki Sena Ero-Cosplay An Immense Tease
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Sheryl Nome Bunny Girl Cosplay by Mike Super Scandalous
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Witch Craft Works Cosplay by Kagune Intensely Seductive
Kaine Cosplay by Yuricha Flawless
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And then a few years down the line, divorce rates reach a sudden peak.
I WONDER WHY NOW.
The only thing I like about this article is the yurilicious pic of Konami (Konata and Kagami).
Konami, I loled. (^.^)
Seconding that lol.
Would the code work?
Nipples are the d-pad, left is A, right is B...I'll leave it up to your imagination where the start button is.
I'll try the Select Button! >83
Select button for a 2 player game!
I wonder what happens if you input Konami code...
Proper term would be Kona-Kaga.. but Konami for teh lulz~~~ XD
@Anon 02:48
lol reminded me of Riko of Kiss-x-sis~ "Ue ue shita shita hidari migi hidari migi A B A B" XD
Artefact "So much for 2D being better than 3D…"
I want to enable caps lock for this, but I'll hold back.
Do you seriously think that these people ever stated that 2D was better than 3D? No! Most otaku clearly states they want a real girlfriend. Some say they don't mind, and some say they don't want one at all.
Don't go around thinking that everyone is the same. Even if these people think 2D girls are better, perhaps they don't mind having both!
I know what I want, don't see things and assume that I am wrong about my own desires.
i want to chime in here.
id be classified as an otaku, and i don't want a girl, well, normal girl. i take haruhis approach to people, i want someone interesting, not just some woman that hangs on me like a wallet leach. is the perk of sex realy worth all the work you have to put into it? i mean these women want a man who is devoted to something and will do everything they can to change them to be that devoted to them.
if i found an abnormal girl, as in attractive, shares my interest, and is better than me at games, than hell yea i would want here. it would also help if she was smart too. i know in typing i dont come off as smart, but there are few people who i knew who were capable of having an intelligent conversation with me about the fucked up. and yea i love playing with people in real life who are better than me at games, its fun getting my ass kicked in real life sadly, i am the best person around at games where i live.
Bloody virgins lol. You need to put down the controller and go some where and do some flirting. Stop watching so much anime and TV cause most women are not like you just described.
And then you actually find someone as haruhi, minus the all mighty deus-ex machina powers, and you realize that going to the approach 2D is best is simply HELL in real life, and you get scarred till you actually found a nice normal girl.
But you will never forget Haruhi...series or person.
3D is illegal, which can be a hassle if you don't make extensive preparations in advance.
Otherwise yeah, it's more or less a matter of taste. If you don't have the money/guts to get a sex doll or another toy, you'll have to get 3D for the 'real feeling'.
Implying you're not a virgin yourself, Aaron.
No...... I made an subjective argument without being able to justify my claim..........
Really I think most people over 16 aren't virgins. Well you do have some late bloomers but for the most part everyone I knew lost it about 16.
seconded ^^
So the 7 pairs are yuris?
;P
That wouldn´t surprise me.
Me neither.
Yeah, that first pic caught me off guard LOL'ed :p
LORD JEESAS, it's a dating service not an arranged marriage.
Have fun with your right hand, then. :)
If you're ambidextrous, you can have the "twins" work you over. ;)
HAH!
"2ch is of course the acknowledged authority on matters when it comes to being sad and lonely"
ain't that the truth lol
I love Artefact's English!
They just didnt love Lucky Star enough to keep their relationships going!
THE STRONGEST OTAKUS WILL MAKE IT WORK!!
Marrying someone with the same tastes as you probably is more successful than forced marriages and marriages only based on superficiality of looks alone.
I'd laugh if these otakus form a stronger bond than kneejerk weddings.
*squeals like a schoolgirl and saves the OP pic*
Ahem...
It's okay to love a 2D char, and it's okay to love a real person...
As long as you are happy and content with your life, that's all that matters~
It would be even better if you or your partner have the same interests and, hehe, love the same character enough to do some kinky role-playing in the bedroom...
Prepare to be alone your entire life.
*looks at his Yukkuri Reimu*
Oh, I wouldn't say that...
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*licks lips*
If the OP picture was an accurate reflection of the event, then I'd book my place at the next one right now.
Hey wait, the statistics said nothing about them being couples of DIFFERENT GENDER, did it?
20 women got in.
20 men paid to get in.
Women had huge lesbian orgy.
20 men came out satisfied.
Traitors: 35%
Hopefuls: 65%
Breakups: 100%
Profits : ￥8000 x 386 = WIN
This ain't the last of it.
What he said~ :/
Traitors: 35%
Hopefuls: 65%
Breakups: 100%
Profits : ￥8000 x 386 = WIN
13 broken hearts: Priceless
Though it ain't just Visa. No form of currency can...
you might be interested in what i use as wallpaper on my anime watching device then: http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/92523
A fujoshi is fine too but most 3d women are disgusting anyway.
Yeah, I bet you're a real beauty contestant yourself pal...
But he probably admits that he is ugly too so that's why he chose 2D. You don't need to care how you look in front of your waifu and she won't be ugly in his opinion anyway.
It's okay, no woman likes a pedophile like you anyway.
I´m not that sure.
Indeed. There are so many statistical oddities in this world; finding a woman that found DFC attractive shouldn't be that difficult.
As an estimation, .01% to around 50% of women could be attracted to DFC. That being said, 00:39 has probably had difficulties 'getting' or approaching women, so I understand why he would find it hard to believe a sankakuan like DFC could get a woman easily. In psychological terms, he's projecting his own self-identified 'negative' traits to others that belong in the 'same group'. It's almost funny how machine-like humans can be... but I digress.
I can say for sure that some women at least don't really mind pedophiles. It's just that when they get older, they do get concerned that they might not be attractive any more. Especially once they start school.
A chubby Asian Fujoshi Otaku?
I'd be gay for her...
It's not really surprising that some couples formed considering this was after all a dating event, even if it was otaku-themed.
What I'd really like to know is how long the couples last...
"2ch is of course the acknowledged authority on matters when it comes to being sad and lonely"
I lol'ed hard after reading this.
I still don't like the fact women got in free. How about making things fair and charging a flat price of $50?
Yes, that would be the best. But I think it's because they were afraid that even less girls/women would show up then.
Still bothers me a bit, too, since it's really unfair. However, I hope at least some of those guys got some nice girlfriends and won't regret it that much.