“What’s the Shortest Skirt You’ll Wear?”

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Japanese women surveyed on how short a skirt (or hot pants) they are willing to wear give some depressingly modest responses.

The ranking (number of responses in parentheses):

1. Above the knee (2632)

2. Half covering my thigh (2376)

3. Covering the top of my thigh (1455)

4. If it just covers my derrière… (1232)

5. “Just” knee length (946)

6. Below the knee (622)

7. Ankle length (417)

Male mini-skirt admirers can of course be thankful that most responses are somewhere above the knee.


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    Avatar of ToadnoChikara
    Comment by ToadnoChikara
    18:13 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    We need a parallel study of the length of socks/stockings these women would wear to measure how good the Japanese are at keeping a good zettai ryouiki

    Because we need to see more zettai ryouiki

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    18:30 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    We also need to check up on which era these gals hail from.

    "7. Ankle length (417)"

    Clearly some Taisho-era grannies in the mix!

    Avatar of Darkrockslizer
    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    19:02 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    And don't forget of goth lolis in Victorian dresses :3 yummy.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:26 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Oh yeah. Can't forget long skirt all the way down with slits all the way up. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Im ok even it just covers their bellybutton

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    20:46 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    China-dress ain't no skirt. There's a lot to be said for semi-transparent summer dresses that stick to their skin in the heat, though...

    20:45 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'm fine with no skirt at all but i guess guys need a tease.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    19:09 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'll also excuse the potential for an ultra-sexy China-dress.

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    Comment by Philosopher
    23:57 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    @Dia
    It is if it's slit on either or both sides.

    Avatar of Megidola
    Comment by Megidola
    01:51 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Those 417 people probably cover their table legs as well.

    Avatar of Kwonnie
    Comment by Kwonnie
    02:03 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well now... this is all very dissapointing...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a gilf is fine too

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:36 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, it states that they would only wear skirts that reach their ankles, but they never said that it would be at their waist.

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    Comment by rei_yuriko
    20:01 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey I think modesty is making a come back I for one don't feel comfortable in anything but ankle length.

    Avatar of Darkrockslizer
    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    20:49 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    really, now.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    18:33 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    It doesn't matter once you've taken off their clothes tho.

    Avatar of vanilka
    Comment by vanilka
    21:06 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    You can do lots of ero things even with her having her skirt on. With some delicious stockings, too. ^^
    And wherever you are with your girl, all you have to do is lift her skirt up. Hehe, skirts are great.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:58 19/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    MoP a Bus! iziz!...

    (anyone care to re-arrange these letters than to read a boring long comment up there?)

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:47 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It's the process.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:27 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Best with slow music. :3

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    20:46 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Or Super Eurobeat to make sure you get to the finish line...

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    Comment by Eddyak
    01:45 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sometimes, the journey is worth more than the goal.

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    Comment by Mobius Pizza
    20:59 17/11/2010 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    I for one wouldn't do that.
    Women's beatuty lies in their clothing, we are not apes and we don't strip. Quoting Maebara Keiichi from Higurashi Naku koro ni:

    "You all just won't get it!!! Just won't get it!!!
    Completely naked is NOT MOE!!! Even if you took off the clothes Don't take off the socks! Even though if the heaves lets the sun rises from the west! This is absolute absolute Moe industry's iron ruleeee!!

    Right, listen Monkeys. Homo Saipens and animals difference being what? Yes, clothings. Human begun the moment they wore cloths!!! YOUR lack of restraint of taking all clothes off, means you are BELOW human!!! Same as animals! I am here to correct you all!

    We see AV stripping scenes. For example this Cosplay H video. Cosplay's definition is too broad. To explain this is impossibly harder than explaing Japanese Sprit to yankees parachuting from a B-29! So I am going to explain the most prominent of all cosplay: School uniforms.

    What're the 3 holy Trinity of school unitforms: Sailor, Sukuuru Mizu, sports uniform. School uniform with blazer type can be categorized differently. Surely Puruma and sport oriented ones can be differentiated just the same. Whether Skuuru mizuki is navy blue or white just as well! How's this, isn't this a reverberating sweet essence?

    ...(Omitted reference to characters)

    These moe clothing, you can use your useless braincells to follow your lust, stripped naked all you want, but try to think carefully!! If you take off all the clothes, this is NOT cosplay H. Monkey, Pheasants! Get the milet dumplings and disappear off to the demonic island!! Get back here!

    Anyhow recently East-West snow melted, extreme volume of AV from Russia had disembarked. Don't you know this fools! Uniform-kei and Russian-kei combined Schoolgirl beauty, this is like trying to do a Sanshin Gattai without Getter Robo 2, or water mixed with oil. My humble self is not aceepting this!! School uniform is Japanese cultural art!! Hairy foreigners won't not understand the Japanese culture! ..."

    『このボケナスどもがああああぁああぁあ!!!!
    お前らはわかっていない!! わかっていない!!!!
    全裸には萌えがない!!! 服は脱がしても靴下は脱がすな!! たとえお天道様が西から昇ることがあろうとも!! 絶対絶対これは萌え業界の鉄則だあああぁあああ!!!
     いいかよく聞けモンキーども。ホモサピエンスと動物の違いは何か。そう、衣服の着用だ。つまりヒトは衣服があって初めてヒトなのだ!!!
     それを全部脱がすことでしか欲情できない貴様らはヒト以下!! 動物と同じだあああぁ!!貴様全員を矯正するッ!! 歯を食いしばれええぇええぇえ!!!
     先ほどAVの脱衣シーンを引き合いに出したな。例えばここに『コスプレHビデオ』があったとする。コスプレと一言に言ってもその裾野は広すぎる。それについて貴様らに講義することは、B-29から落下傘で降りてきたヤンキーどもに大和魂を一から説明するより困難この上極まりない!!
     だからここでは最も普及していると思われる制服系で説明することとする!!
     制服系の御三家と言えば何か!!!答えてみろ!!そうだな、制服、体操服、スクール水着だろう。なおセーラーかブレザーかの好みの違いは制服にカテゴライズするものとする。勿論、ブルマーかスパッツかの違いも同様!! スク水も紺か白かの違いはあれどカテゴリーは同じ扱いだ!!!どうだ、これだけでも甘美な響きがするであろう?!!
     ではお前ら3人がこれらの内の一つずつが好みであったと仮定しよう!!おいノッポ!!お前は制服だ!デブ!お前は体操服、そしてチビはスク水だ!!!頭に思い描け、時間は3秒!!!描けたか?妄想くらい自在に出来ろ、気合が足りんやり直せッ!!!ではお前らの望む衣装が登場するHビデオがここにあるぞ、あると思え、あると信じろ気合を入れろ!!返事は押忍かサーイエッサーだ!!!馬鹿者それでも軍人かッ!!!! よおし描けたようだな次に進むぞ。
     それらの萌え衣装が、貴様らの馬鹿げた欲情に従い一糸纏わぬ姿にひん剥かれたと思うがいい、だがおいお前らよく考えろ!!!全部脱いだらもうそりゃコスプレHじゃないぞッ?!?!最近そういう詐欺紛いなAVが増えているが実に嘆かわしい!!服を全部剥いだらもうそれは文明人ではない、動物だ!!全裸にしか欲情できない貴様らは犬、猿、雉だ!!キビダンゴでももらって鬼ヶ島へでも失せろ!!!ゲットバックヒアー!!
     ちなみに最近の東西雪解けに従いロシア系AVが大量に上陸しているな。そんなことも知らんのか愚か者!!制服系とロシア系を組み合わせたロシア美少女女子高生などという、ゲッター2が抜けて三神合体できないような水と油な組み合わせが出ているようだが、本官は断じて認めたりはしないぞッ!!!制服は日本の文化だ芸術だ!!!毛唐に日本の和の心など分かりはしない!!!貴様ら聞いているのか、軟弱スルメどもがああぁ!!!歯を食いしばれ、今日は徹底的にしごく!!!貴様らが自分の妄想でご飯三杯行けるまで今日は寝られないと思ええ!!!はいいぃいい指導指導指導ぉおおッ!!!! 』

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    Comment by Schrobby
    01:39 18/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Just fucking great, the pizza guy is back...

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    08:43 18/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    We forgot to tip him, so here's one; GTFO

    Avatar of aizen s
    Comment by aizen s
    08:56 19/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    dont know him
    but just reading the first lines he wrote was awful
    (suppose thats what some people feel when they read my posts hahaha)

    Avatar of Renzo
    Comment by Renzo
    03:12 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Would they cosplay witches with no pants on ? + stockings would be added value :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:47 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Needs more transparent skirts.

    Avatar of ☆ БОSS ☆
    Comment by ☆ БОSS ☆
    18:13 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Thank you to those 1,232 women

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    20:29 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I like answers 2 to 4. Zettai ryouiki ftw!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How about if it's so short, she causes a traffic accident?

    True story, my girlfriend did once in downtown Miami, on our way to a night club...some idiot wasn't paying attention to the red light and plowed into another car...he wasn't going very fast, but that's what he gets for not watching the road...baaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaa!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 19/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    well to sum it up:
    2-4 are pure win and appreciated by many followers of the male sex

    1,5 and 6 are mediocre depending on the whole impression the one wearing it gives off

    7 is a total fail if not directed to certain fashion styles (goth-loli or similar)

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    Comment by moqadmodar
    19:17 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Marimite skirts are best.

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    Comment by DFC
    22:22 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The best indeed!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    01:45 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    While those sure a nice I prefer them short with zettai ryouiki.

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    Comment by Shuubi
    22:31 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    How is a majority above the knee 'depressingl modest'?

    Too-short skirts are just silly IMO. Ruins the fun aspect. It's (underwear/butt I mean)sexier when it's hidden and gives a rare glimpse, not when its constantly on show.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:48 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    My favorite thing about the summer is that I don't have to wear so much clothing anymore. I have a strong tendency to fall down/trip over nothing/idiotically bend over without thinking, though, so even so I tend more towards "covering at least part of thighs" than just the butt, since... y'know, inadvertent panty shots.

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    Comment by Tallgeese_VI
    18:15 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Thats one good Sawako art up there. :3

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    20:47 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't recognize her.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Unfortunately Sawako is a christmas cake if you know what I mean.

    Avatar of Ushiromiya Reiji
    Comment by Ushiromiya Reiji
    22:05 17/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Unless she's like 50 or 60, "Christmas cake" is an extremely retarded phrase, because a whole lot of women look a lot better when they're more mature.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It has less to do with looks, and more to do with eligibility for marriage. 25+ is starting to get too old for anyone to want to marry them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    no, not really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:56 17/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    If that's a picture of 'a woman past her best years', you must be hitting on children.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:32 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A christmas cake is a woman past her best years, like a cougar.

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    Comment by Usagi-sempai
    13:13 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I don't feel comfortable with anything shorter then knee length. @////@ Long skirts at the best though. :3 They feel so freeing. They're just as comfortable as pants, if not more. My preferred skirt length is mid-calf.

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    Comment by yaku
    19:17 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As long as it covers some more than my panties, I'm all for short ones.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:20 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Keep the short skirt and drop the panties.

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    Comment by yaku
    05:26 18/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like Panty does (ironically)?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:27 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then just wear panties.

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    Comment by yaku
    21:14 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why would anyone do that, skirts are awesome.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:35 17/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But not much more. ^_^





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