MikuMiku World Conquest: Poland Falls
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 14, 2010 23:35 JST
- Tags: Hatsune Miku, Mass Media, Music, Poland, Video Gallery, Vocaloid
Hatsune Miku’s plan for world domination by exploiting her status as a media fluff piece continues to unfold – this time it is the Poles who fall victim to her charms.
The video, kindly subtitled by the submitter:
Thanks to the media’s prodigious ability to misuse technical terms, Miku is in danger of being known to the masses as a mere hologram…









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The song "The World is Mine" is a self-fulfilling prophesy
one girl...
nope... one android...
wrong... one virtual idol...
not exactly right...
ONE VIRTUAL DIVA CONQUERING THE WORLD...
MWAHAHAHAHAHA...
D= miku has appeared in two channels and a newspaper here in spain, and you ignore it XD
Well that's what sending tips is for.
Oh, i see, didn't knew about that, thnx
Hologram is better than "3d sprite on a bit of perspex" which is closer to the truth.
Still, some of the songs are quite nice.
The world has no choice but to fall into the charm of Miku
Miku: "World is mine!" Nuff said. ^_^
Still I prefer Luka Megurine and Tei Sukone.
you certainly missed something.... :3
Most will work with Miku including Luka. If Tei won't she'll be the odd one out. Well, having a rival never hurts.
Then why don't we have Luka and Tei join Miku and take over the world together instead? How about that?
@JohnHayabusa I like how you think *drools*
Tei can't join Miku...she Hates her!(and the VOCALOIDs except Len)
How about we have Luka and Miku as our King and Queen of the world? Luka will be our King and Miku will be our Queen.
I don't think Luka is into cross-dressing. Or have I missed something?
There will be no peace between Miku and Tei.
Miku would be a far more benevolent mistress than Hitler and Stalin, and her yoke on the Polish people would be light and gentle...
Miku wouldn't persecute the Jews... er, I mean, Darcsens...
she did had a gallian military outfit in project diva,after all...and we all know the ....oops spoiler.
Area Jewitchy (Jew-itchy).
Compared to the horrors Justin Bieber inflicts on the rest of the world? Feels like salvation already.
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
yea...and in the live concert,he can't even sing such easy lines!
Can't say that the Polish people would be as gentle towards her.
[pulls out AK-47 with collimator]
BRING IT ON! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!
>B-]
Miku appeared in a magazine here, in Peru
Nice.
Asia, Europe (France can shoot themselves), N/S America has fallen.
We're gaining momentum!
yeah,because ONE bitch's word represent the whole france,thank you very much...
Ops. Meant "french bitch".
Sry little Frenchy.
no problem.
frenchy happy.
thank you good sir.
hope you make an account
Macross Plus anyone. Miku is the real Sharon Apple.
I thought about posting that, but refrained because Sharon Apple wouldn't really work without Myung. This is another case of innovation beating imagination.
Sheryl Nome. Get with the times.
Picture = Koi wa sensou / Love is war?
Yeah, go Miku, and conquer the world!
When will the recruitment start?
I'm joining in.
Already started
Enlist here at our Command Center
Join us or die :)
Crusaders would say: "Deus vult!"
It won't be long before the entire world bows down before our goddess Miku!
Once Miku gains her english voice banks the conquest will gain momentum.
The world will understand the power of the 2D realm that transcends 3D.
I think we're right about there now.
The world is too tsundere to admit it.
They won't be once MIKU conquers. ^_^
and then Miku will take over Skynet and fuck up those who dare defy her! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
relax...he's just talking to himself
Don't you mean yours?
Hah, in your dreams loser.
Once Miku gains her English voice, she'll start to fall.
Who's next ?
Well, there was news about her here at Brazil too.
Just can't find the link to the video.
You mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBT6JvNXcnI
I suppose Romania since I just saw it on the news last night V_V
Miku-Musume invades the world! ^_^
We so need uniforms....lol
Black uniforms with green trimming!
@aarond12 Poland is a prime invasion target. lulz
My money ready for uniforms. :)
@Diamond Dust Once we conquer space, we will have Miku Gundams! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Hoist the Shima-flag!
Raise the headphone volumes!
Jam the airwaves with Vocaloid tunes!
We're going for global conquest, in the name of
Her Majesty!
ALL HAIL MIKU!
At least she didn't forget about Poland!
Hatsune Miku... Conquering the world in peace.
FUCK YEAH!
ALL HAIL MIKUANNIA!!!
In less than 5 months, we'll reach the optimal time for virtual songstress deployment...
Hatsune Miku will be released upon the rest of the world, ensuing...
COMPLETE...MIKU...SATURATION...
*sexy deep breath*
the world is mine
says miku.
Miku world domination sign me up. :)
HOLY S#%T miku gundams i'll pilot one any day. :)
MIKU conquers world next on the agenda MIKU plan to conquer galaxy MIKU federation begins fight for our celestial goddess enlist now. ^_^
Ika Musume could only dream about something like that
We must build them nao! In honor of Miku!!
@Azure Xuchilbara LOL. seven minutes. seven minutes is how long this song plays for you. :3
A miku gundam...Meelee:Negi?
@SOTER
I'm amazed that you Lithuanian actually care about Poland.
Here in Poland we don't give a fuck about you. Litva is just a small country that is about to by jujged by ICJ (The International Court of Justice in case you don't know) for discrimination against other nations;]
To be honest weren't it for the fact that Poles are among those discriminated by your fascist government I probably wouldn't even hear about your problems.
Where does all your hatered come from? If you'll ever be to Warsaw I can even buy you a beer or two to show that we have nothing against you as a nation;]
As for the miku news - what to expect from such a geezer? In TVP2 work mostly such people.
so we have UK,Ecuador,France?,Mexico and Poland...
So far... so good =D
Well she can dominate the world as much as she likes until she hijacks some giant spaceship that can transform into a robot, then she'll get rammed by a plane that has a pilot listening to his girlfriend singing.
Shima-pans must be made compulsory for school ASAP!
No Commonwealth this time?
The Swedes kind of ruined it for you the last time.
ALL HAIL NEGI-TANIAAAAA!!!!!
>>In less than 5 months, we'll reach the optimal time for virtual songstress deployment...
Hatsune Miku will be released upon the rest of the world, ensuing...
COMPLETE...MIKU...SATURATION...
*sexy deep breath*
Are you on fucking crack? In less than 5 months, the rest of the world will even forget this stupid shit.
We had no choice, but to make a union with them in 1569 to defeat Russians in Livonian war. It was necessary evil.
We need to invade Poland and kill everyone for the sake of computer voice. As Lithuanian I agree.
Shinryaku! MikuMiku
From Ika Musume to Miku Hatsune
the syllabus is the same!
Think Miku can stop a long-time, ongoing war, say War in Afghanistan?
Fuck them.
They can stick to their goats and AK-47s and everyone else can have Miku.
They are only gonna taint MIKU, so they should stick to raping their goats an AK47.
That's a tough one, since the taliban hate all music. Shows what idiots they are.
The Taliban also hate all females and modernisation in general, so I don't think Miku would really be their thing. Sucks to be them.
Taliban are just haters. MIKU FTW.
That and the Muslims over there probably would require her projected image to wear a burka and a longer skirt ruining the whole thing.
>"That and the Muslims over there probably would require her projected image to wear a burka and a longer skirt ruining the whole thing."
you just gave me a fanart idea.
They would rape him.
Or convert him.
I have the idea. Let's send Kaito to the taliban. ^_^
Taliban doesn't hate females... it's called tough love.
I'd rather they stick to their goats.
I'd shoot myself the day I see a towelhead jumping at Miku's concert, waving a glow stick
ALLL HAIL NEGI-TANIAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@soter So? ^_^
Kaito and Len both. But that doesn't lessen their role in the Holy Brigade. They are capturing the hearts of the women and the shotacon.
Whilst Miku can capture the men single-handedly for the most part, she has Luka and Rin to appeal to other charms.
The rest are a defense line.
How dare you talk smack about my hasbando Kaito!
He is one of Miku's noble footsoldiers - part of her ever-growing Vocaloid Army.
@Rika: Hope ya post it somewhere
@Shuubi: The funny thing is that Kaito is usually the one getting beaten
Raping people is bad.
I really don't know what audio format taliban uses.
Converting like from mp4 to matroska?
really oh and what did they say cuz im from romania to
> We need to invade Poland and kill everyone for
> the sake of computer voice. As Lithuanian I agree.
We from the Öberschlesien feel the same thing about you guys, just please explain us, whats your point of existance?
Basic education involves learning about all places that matter. Checks out lithuania isn't one of them. About your american friends... stop lying. Everyone knows that they don't teach geography in american schools. They just need to remember the names of their states. If they know, they know because they looked it up to impress you and didn't mention it to you as to not hurt your feelings. Oh.. I'm sorry. But nice words aren't true and true words aren't nice.
Since when was lithuania a place worth mentioning anywhere? Geez, I had to do a search just to find out what the hell lithuania is and I'm from europe with basic education in geography. I'd feel ashamed if it wasn't such an insignificant place.
It's a lie that poles have no sense of humour, my grandfather said it was a barrel of laught when they took Wilno from the lithuanians.
I live in America and I probably know Europe's geography better than America's. In this case, it depends on the interests of the person.
I read about Europe a lot in books. The borders in Europe actually matter when compared to America. Someone crossing the USA is not impressive to me. Getting across all of Europe? That has to involve a lot of checkpoints and legal tape.
Invading Nevada just sounds stupid. Poland? Hell yeah!
wtf they thought geography at my school.
hahah think what you want.But damn, if only idiots couldn't go on the internt...
Basic education You say. Even my American friends are more educated in geography than You are. Quite shameful.
Blah blah blah... Poles have no sense humour. And my point of existence. Probably to annoy You guys.
Miku : Popipo popipo popipo ..
Tania Bruna-Rosso : Fuck off, Miku, you're only hindering my world Conquest !!
Let's fuck the french bitch instead.
I'll get the camera!
I'll go third on this one!
I got dibs on the mouth. :3
I'm in lol
And I know just the place.
Everyone, to the Raep-mobile!
So are we filling all her holes. :3
Shotgun front seat. :3
everything ready
Europe has fallen
South America has fallen
who will be next and who will survive.....
Germany, a computer magazine wrote about her.
On Monday, here on Argentina one news talk like half minute about miku. I couldn't record it. :/
Yeah, on the online edition of Clarin newspaper
this one?
http://www.clarin.com/internet/Hatsune_Miku_0_370763143.html
Err, yes and not, i mean a channel news on tv.
Add Finland to the list: [http://www.iltasanomat.fi/viihde/uutinen.asp?id=2277393,]http://www.iltasanomat.fi/viihde/uutinen.asp?id=2277393, although it's just a short tabloid article. There's also a bit better article on an online publication (http://fin.afterdawn.com/uutiset/artikkeli.cfm/2010/11/15/japanin_virtuaalinen_poptahti_siirtyy_lavalle_hologrammiteknologialla).
ok... this is getting dumb
next is france obviously