MikuMiku World Conquest: Poland Falls
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 14, 2010 23:35 JST
- Tags: Hatsune Miku, Mass Media, Music, Poland, Video Gallery, Vocaloid
Hatsune Miku’s plan for world domination by exploiting her status as a media fluff piece continues to unfold – this time it is the Poles who fall victim to her charms.
The video, kindly subtitled by the submitter:
Thanks to the media’s prodigious ability to misuse technical terms, Miku is in danger of being known to the masses as a mere hologram…
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Who's next ?
I suppose Romania since I just saw it on the news last night V_V
Miku-Musume invades the world! ^_^
Miku world domination sign me up. :)
At least she didn't forget about Poland!
Hoist the Shima-flag!
Raise the headphone volumes!
Jam the airwaves with Vocaloid tunes!
We're going for global conquest, in the name of
Her Majesty!
ALL HAIL MIKU!
We so need uniforms....lol
My money ready for uniforms. :)
Black uniforms with green trimming!
@aarond12 Poland is a prime invasion target. lulz
We need to invade Poland and kill everyone for the sake of computer voice. As Lithuanian I agree.
No Commonwealth this time?
The Swedes kind of ruined it for you the last time.
We had no choice, but to make a union with them in 1569 to defeat Russians in Livonian war. It was necessary evil.
MIKU conquers world next on the agenda MIKU plan to conquer galaxy MIKU federation begins fight for our celestial goddess enlist now. ^_^
@Diamond Dust Once we conquer space, we will have Miku Gundams! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
HOLY S#%T miku gundams i'll pilot one any day. :)
We must build them nao! In honor of Miku!!
ALL HAIL MIKUANNIA!!!
Hatsune Miku... Conquering the world in peace.
FUCK YEAH!
@SOTER
I'm amazed that you Lithuanian actually care about Poland.
Here in Poland we don't give a fuck about you. Litva is just a small country that is about to by jujged by ICJ (The International Court of Justice in case you don't know) for discrimination against other nations;]
To be honest weren't it for the fact that Poles are among those discriminated by your fascist government I probably wouldn't even hear about your problems.
Where does all your hatered come from? If you'll ever be to Warsaw I can even buy you a beer or two to show that we have nothing against you as a nation;]
As for the miku news - what to expect from such a geezer? In TVP2 work mostly such people.
In less than 5 months, we'll reach the optimal time for virtual songstress deployment...
Hatsune Miku will be released upon the rest of the world, ensuing...
COMPLETE...MIKU...SATURATION...
*sexy deep breath*
Ika Musume could only dream about something like that
@Azure Xuchilbara LOL. seven minutes. seven minutes is how long this song plays for you. :3
ALL HAIL NEGI-TANIAAAAA!!!!!
the world is mine
says miku.
A miku gundam...Meelee:Negi?
Well she can dominate the world as much as she likes until she hijacks some giant spaceship that can transform into a robot, then she'll get rammed by a plane that has a pilot listening to his girlfriend singing.
>>In less than 5 months, we'll reach the optimal time for virtual songstress deployment...
Hatsune Miku will be released upon the rest of the world, ensuing...
COMPLETE...MIKU...SATURATION...
*sexy deep breath*
Are you on fucking crack? In less than 5 months, the rest of the world will even forget this stupid shit.
so we have UK,Ecuador,France?,Mexico and Poland...
So far... so good =D
Shima-pans must be made compulsory for school ASAP!
Think Miku can stop a long-time, ongoing war, say War in Afghanistan?
That's a tough one, since the taliban hate all music. Shows what idiots they are.
That and the Muslims over there probably would require her projected image to wear a burka and a longer skirt ruining the whole thing.
The Taliban also hate all females and modernisation in general, so I don't think Miku would really be their thing. Sucks to be them.
Taliban are just haters. MIKU FTW.
They can stick to their goats and AK-47s and everyone else can have Miku.
Fuck them.
They are only gonna taint MIKU, so they should stick to raping their goats an AK47.
I'd rather they stick to their goats.
I'd shoot myself the day I see a towelhead jumping at Miku's concert, waving a glow stick
I have the idea. Let's send Kaito to the taliban. ^_^
They would rape him.
Or convert him.
@soter So? ^_^
Raping people is bad.
Converting like from mp4 to matroska?
I really don't know what audio format taliban uses.
ALLL HAIL NEGI-TANIAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taliban doesn't hate females... it's called tough love.
>"That and the Muslims over there probably would require her projected image to wear a burka and a longer skirt ruining the whole thing."
you just gave me a fanart idea.
How dare you talk smack about my hasbando Kaito!
He is one of Miku's noble footsoldiers - part of her ever-growing Vocaloid Army.
@Rika: Hope ya post it somewhere
@Shuubi: The funny thing is that Kaito is usually the one getting beaten
Kaito and Len both. But that doesn't lessen their role in the Holy Brigade. They are capturing the hearts of the women and the shotacon.
Whilst Miku can capture the men single-handedly for the most part, she has Luka and Rin to appeal to other charms.
The rest are a defense line.
> We need to invade Poland and kill everyone for
> the sake of computer voice. As Lithuanian I agree.
We from the Öberschlesien feel the same thing about you guys, just please explain us, whats your point of existance?
Blah blah blah... Poles have no sense humour. And my point of existence. Probably to annoy You guys.
Since when was lithuania a place worth mentioning anywhere? Geez, I had to do a search just to find out what the hell lithuania is and I'm from europe with basic education in geography. I'd feel ashamed if it wasn't such an insignificant place.
Basic education You say. Even my American friends are more educated in geography than You are. Quite shameful.
Basic education involves learning about all places that matter. Checks out lithuania isn't one of them. About your american friends... stop lying. Everyone knows that they don't teach geography in american schools. They just need to remember the names of their states. If they know, they know because they looked it up to impress you and didn't mention it to you as to not hurt your feelings. Oh.. I'm sorry. But nice words aren't true and true words aren't nice.
wtf they thought geography at my school.
hahah think what you want.But damn, if only idiots couldn't go on the internt...
It's a lie that poles have no sense of humour, my grandfather said it was a barrel of laught when they took Wilno from the lithuanians.
I live in America and I probably know Europe's geography better than America's. In this case, it depends on the interests of the person.
I read about Europe a lot in books. The borders in Europe actually matter when compared to America. Someone crossing the USA is not impressive to me. Getting across all of Europe? That has to involve a lot of checkpoints and legal tape.
Invading Nevada just sounds stupid. Poland? Hell yeah!
Shinryaku! MikuMiku
From Ika Musume to Miku Hatsune
the syllabus is the same!
really oh and what did they say cuz im from romania to
Miku : Popipo popipo popipo ..
Tania Bruna-Rosso : Fuck off, Miku, you're only hindering my world Conquest !!
Let's fuck the french bitch instead.
I'm in lol
I'll go third on this one!
So are we filling all her holes. :3
I'll get the camera!
I got dibs on the mouth. :3
And I know just the place.
Everyone, to the Raep-mobile!
Shotgun front seat. :3
everything ready
Well, there was news about her here at Brazil too.
Just can't find the link to the video.
You mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBT6JvNXcnI
Germany, a computer magazine wrote about her.
On Monday, here on Argentina one news talk like half minute about miku. I couldn't record it. :/
Yeah, on the online edition of Clarin newspaper
this one?
http://www.clarin.com/internet/Hatsune_Miku_0_370763143.html
Err, yes and not, i mean a channel news on tv.
Europe has fallen
South America has fallen
who will be next and who will survive.....
ok... this is getting dumb
next is france obviously
Add Finland to the list: [http://www.iltasanomat.fi/viihde/uutinen.asp?id=2277393,]http://www.iltasanomat.fi/viihde/uutinen.asp?id=2277393, although it's just a short tabloid article. There's also a bit better article on an online publication (http://fin.afterdawn.com/uutiset/artikkeli.cfm/2010/11/15/japanin_virtuaalinen_poptahti_siirtyy_lavalle_hologrammiteknologialla).