2D > 3D = False
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 9, 2010 18:36 JST
- Tags: 2D vs 3D, Dating, Events, Lucky Star, Marriage, Otaku, Relationships, Washinomiya
Creepy otaku losers sworn to 2D over real women are being accused of showing their true colours – an otaku-oriented dating event held at the Lucky Star (Washinomiya) Shrine was so massively oversubscribed that 20 men applied for every place, despite the $100 fee (for men), and there were even 6 women for every place.
Organisers claim applications for their “Lucky Star Otaku Konkatsu” event greatly exceeded their expectations, with just over 500 applicants for 40 places.
This yields a ratio of 19.3 men (386 in total) and 5.75 women (115 in total) to each place.
The organisers, the local chamber of commerce, say applicants come from throughout Japan, and that interest “far exceeded our expectations and surprised us greatly.”
Just who gets the chance to meet a rare 3D counterpart of the opposite gender will be determined by lot – although with $2,000 in sales and almost $40,000 of otaku money left untaken, follow-up events seem a distinct possibility.
Just as with the first announcement, there is no small controversy:
What percent were winding them up though?
It’s a lie!
Doesn’t that just show the relative proportions of otaku men and women?
Weren’t you guys saying how gross 3D women are?
It’s either fake or there were some limited edition goods included.
Isn’t it obvious all men, not just otaku, want a wife? It’s just they don’t marry for want of a good woman in modern times.
Don’t generalise from one event to all otaku you filthy journalist!
They just want sex, they’re otaku after all.
Just because you don’t want to eat rotten meat they call you a herbivore…
They were just lured with the promise of a “souvenir.”
You guys surrendered!!!!!
They just hired fake female attendees with all the money they made off the guys.
If that souvenir consists of original Lucky Star goods…
You guys! What you’re saying and what you’re doing don’t match up at all!
Maybe we could have debu-katsu or gamer-katsu, something for every type?
I don’t care who it is as long as they can do an anime voice. The rest I can leave to my imagination.
However much you fuss about it, you can’t have sex with a 2D character!
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You can get some pretty good figures with that amount of money..
20 men, 6 women. I knew it was a scam.
I think they knew it was a scam, but for a once in a lifetime chance to meet and talk to a 3D girl, it must have been tempting for them....
Over 500 applicants for 40 places, seems moar than tempting. Weird. You can rent a japanese schoolgirl for that money - with actual result.
Sure, you can rent a japanese schoolgirl for that money, but when the risk is either one lost session with a Japanese schoolgirl...or infinite sessions for life, i'd take the risk. I mean, who wouldn't.
Not that 3D>2D or anything.
i like your use of the word "rent."
It could've been worse, they could've spent 5 million yen on a maid.
@i like your use of the word "rent."
You CAN actually rent schoolgirls in Japan. The legal issue is another story, though.
Debuman is such an idiot. For that money he could've rented hundreds of schoolgirls to cosplay as maids and tend to his needs for years...
You forgot the part he was in love with her !!
Any maid jux wont do, u should find the maids sister and then do the cosplay !!
Debuman should have sponsored this event
@Schrobby
According to my calculations, he could have had sex with schoolgirls three times a day for six years at best. That's not that much... you could get much more for free with extremely small risk by becoming a teacher.
@diamonddust 20:55 - no women would have shown up, and the men who did show up probably should be jailed
"I don’t care who it is as long as they can do an anime voice. The rest I can leave to my imagination."
thats 2D for ya :D
@Schrobby "20 men, 6 women. I knew it was a scam."
That would be the ratio if they let all 386 men come, but they didn't. They only let 20 men and 20 women come to the event.
"For that money [debuman] could've rented hundreds of schoolgirls"
That's not how prostitution works in Japan. See, to buy those school girls you still have to charm them into wanting to sleep with you AND offer them money to give it up. Maid cafe, hostess bars, etc. are one place that ugly men can meet young girls. (Debu-man's object of affection was 19 when he met her, and he in his 40's) He was trying to buy a girl so far out of his league that there wasn't any amount of money that worked. The school girls in Japan won't sleep with just anyone.
@diamonddust There'd be a free electric toothbrush for every applicant, but nobody would come because it might be rainy that day.
@ alvin_03 Debuman thought he loves her. I'd call that obsessed.
The sister of the maid should do the cosplay? Approved. Loli maid ftw! ^_^
They should have charged more than $100
wasn't this old news already? I seem to remember a similar news bit not too long ago saying guys get charged $100, but girls get to go on it for free.
And I always new ppl who says they're in for 2D for live are full of bullshit. You can fool yourself, but you can't fool your instincs. How many of those ppl do you think would gladly fuck a cute young girl given the chance for free? Slightly less then ALL of them, I tell you (about 98%, leaving out some hardcore nutjob cases).
Are YOU claiming you like only 2D? You're a liar, kiddo.
The problem here is I would not be given the chance, and certainly not for free.
With 2D it is not even problematic.
with 2D it is not even POSSIBLE.
you might never have the chance to fuck a cute young girl, but you can almost certainly find a decent girl as long as your standards are realistic. with 2D the closest you'll ever get to fucking them is an onahole. you really want to just masturbate for the rest of your life?
My estimated chances with 2D = 0.
My estimated chances with 3D, when rounded to six decimal places = 0.
Therefore I don't see any differences between obsessing/fapping over 2D and doing the same with 3D. 3D girls -> unattainable fantasy objects <- 2D girls. Not that I have anything against 3D girls, even kissed a few in better days.
I quote from 2ch sums up the 3D vs 2D situation quite nicely.
"Just because you don’t want to eat rotten meat they call you a herbivore..."
>>you really want to just masturbate for the rest of your life?
This is Sankaku Complex, the website of loser otaku pedophiles. Do you even have to ask that question?
"Just because you don’t want to eat rotten meat they call you a herbivore..."
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Fantastic quote...
They aren't Otaku cause they seek 3D women? That simply does not compute...
Ah but Scrobby they went to this to seek love not lust. And that is why so many tempted kissless virgins congregated there.
Love is one of the most abused words ever just like "honour".
Another is "justice"
And "faith".
The high amount of females participating is due to the amount of homosexuals traps ready to be sprang on naive otakus.
I'm not sure the "figures" they'll be getting will be so great. And I'm not sure they'll get them.
with money like that i'd go on a shopping rampage lol
And I do! Spend most of my money on Nendoroids, having now come to 70 of them. Am I an otaku? I guess so, but not a closet one! I at least still see 3D people! ^_^
I agree with some
(etc. However much you fuss about it, you can’t have sex with a 2D character!)
The traitors have shown their colours!
Burn them! ^_^
Let me help you, *blow the fire with oxygen*
*hands Renzo some rocket fuel and propane tanks*
you need some benzin as well (benzin=petrol)
"I don’t care who it is as long as they can do an anime voice. The rest I can leave to my imagination."
That's rather cool. ^_^
Seconded...
"I don’t care who it is as long as they can do an anime voice. The rest I can leave to my imagination."
That's rather pathetic. ^_^
fix'd
"However much you fuss about it, you can’t have sex with a 2D character!)"
Yet.
Keep dreaming, moron. You 2D lovers will never achieve that.
"You guys surrendered!!!!!"
Traitors!
i lol'ed when i read that quote.
Seriously this is ridiculous. This is a false dichotomy, a guy can fap to 2D and fuck 3D as a compromise.
They have anime *cough* blow up dolls.
well, you can't blame them for at least trying ^^;
"You say the girls we're in love with are just pixels. What about you? Do you refer to your real life girlfriends as Protein? Calcium? It's the love that counts."
From a certain God.
certain? You mean the GOD of all Gods.
Blasphemy! Heresy! Kill it with FIRE!!!
I don't think you got what it means to love a 2D character, ShiraYuki619.
It's not about sexual desires.
Most of us who have a waifu don't even fap to her/him.
But writing it out would be a waste of time...
Lol "waifu". Thanks for reminding me how pathetic some people can be.