Top 10 Things You’d Rather Not Tell Your Boyfriend
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Nov 7, 2010 18:09 JST
- Tags: Brassieres, Dating, Fashion, Makeup, Marriage, Money, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese women asked to rank the things they’d really rather not have to reveal to their boyfriend yield up a list of just the sort of things likely to give men nightmares.
1. I’m actually quite hairy
2. My room’s a garbage dump
3. Without makeup I’m a different person
4. I can’t actually cook
5. I have quite a bit of debt…
6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend
8. I’m really not very good at saving money
9. I’m a closeted otaku
10. I sleep in some messed up positions
Terrified men can at least take solace in the fact some women evidently do realise they will at some point have to appear before their boyfriend sans makeup and pads.
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Where is ?
I am actually married
My Grandfather comes by on the weekends for sex with me
I really like girls not guys just wanted your money
I like your car not you
I thought you were someone else
I had a sex change operation
I just wanted to have sex with your dog when you were gone
Ten things you don't want to tell?
Well the first time I met one girl I was already told
'My room's really messy, you can't see it'
and
'I can't make instant noodles, the kettle's too heavy'
it can be pretty cute ^^
No.2 is so disturbing yet so epic..
its somehow something you cant avoid, if you share room with your older sister over 20 years :D
"actually, I have a son/daughter"
Successfully countered if the child is a cute loli..
you have a loli daughter? oh really?
*take out pedobear costume*
yesssh it'd be a bonus to possibly have a cute step-loli to raise in the future.
To "raise".
Then start using it
There will be much raising indeed. :3
Not here where everyone is watching. *blushes*
Hell, I'd give anything to date someone with a cute, obedient loli daughter. She doesn't have to be very obedient, though... difficult little lolis are fun in their own way...
i prefer those who are not obidient since...
they'll drag you around where they go...
wt...h....WTF!?!?!? lol
x.x
GAME OVER.
Hello little one. I herd you just turned nine... :3
LOL! You made me spilled my drink you @$$.
0. I'm a trap
seems like a pretty normal list. Sometimes we forget that women are people too.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm praying for my potential girlfriend to say number 9 to me... (^.^)
*hugs you*
(^.^)
Shino-sempai is so hawt...
"9. I’m a closeted otaku"
so what's wrong with this ?
They never said how much of an otaku, just that it's hidden. Think rediculous fanboyism, or even idolism...
Otaku is a pretty open term in a way.
Well, otakuism kind of refers to a bit more of a fanatical twinge in that culture. So I'm guessing... OreImo level of otakuism? lol
This is just too moe.
IT seems like #6 is just plain deceitful.
They failed to realize the power of the flat-chest~
Many girls do. It's a pity...
Only if your so called real men are balloon breast lovers. A DFC girl hugging you is holding you closer to her heart, and true real men appreciate that.
... that they'll have less chances with flat chest -otakus, instead of the real men?
Balloon breasts? The softness and feeling is far from a balloon, especially if they have a nice shape.
On the contrary, while big breasts are soft and emit an aura of love, flat chests are hard and emotionless! Real 'true real men' do not appreciate that.
but small breast are more sensitive, so the flat-chested girl will enjoy it more when you touch her chest ;)
And "true real men" want to achieve this, don't they
when girls are still young:
flat chest/cup A-B: cute
balloon breasts: wow
once they get older and had children:
flat: still cute
balloon breasts: sag
really old:
flat: okay err
used to be balloon breasts: eewww
1. I shave, but I expect my boyfriend to shave too. My eyebrows are a little bushy, though!
2. My room is cluttered, since it's full of figurines and plushies and games...
3. I don't wear a whole lot of makeup, just a little powder here and there.
4. I can't cook very well, so I'm hoping any future boyfriend I have can cook. ^u^;
5. Every week I get paid I go out and buy a new anime figure, but I don't buy much else so I don't have debt.
6. My only secret is that my breasts aren't perfect, even if they're big. They aren't perfectly shaped and standing right up like models do...
7. I don't have a last boyfriend, so I'm clear there.
8. This is true about me! As soon as I get money, I spend it on manga or games...
9. I'm not closeted if it's open and out there.
10. I do! Most of the time I wake up on my knees on the floor and bent over the bed...
You sound like the perfect women as far as that is possible on the internets :)
perfect woman with one fatal flaw : it's a man in disguise .
Rule #25
Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
Rule #26
Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
And suddenly, we're invoking the "Rules".
Rule 26 sustained.
You need a disguise on the internet?
man with big boobs ?!?!?
Rule #29
In the internet all girls are men...
Rule #30
There are no girls on the internet
It's Rule 16, actually - there are no girls on the Internet.
@ Yoshii-kun
Out of curiosity where do you see these rules?
Plz post link.
Rule #30
There are no girls on the internet
This was 10 years ago. How old are you?
Yoshii-kun
Damn. And I thought I could trust Urban dictionary.
Oh you.....
47 wasn't long enough for you? =)
Oh god, you guys. This site embarrasses me! The rules of the internet were invented by the patrons of Gaiaonline, a place hated by our kind! Ugh, do we forget history so quickly, or is it just that my tribalism knows no bounds?
http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page
The almost infinite version of the rules for the ones interested.
@Anon 1.48
Please don't refer to urban dic.
Refer to the original rules
@Anon 2.25
Don't see - memorize it.
But here [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet] ya go.
@Anon 4.34
Old enough to vote for the next dickhead and know there's only 1 kinda of "rules of the internet". How young are you? 12?
It's a trap with manboobs! O_O
Are you kidding me? If she was perfect, she would've gotten a boyfriend already. Stop thinking that a girl is perfect when you see one online...
I disagree with the whole 'perfect' thing from the start, but your statement isn't completely correct either.
The hottest girl can have problems getting (quality) boyfriends, even if she's hot, beautiful, kind, loving, unique etc. The hottest girl also doesn't necessarily want a boyfriend, or sex, or even romance, friends or the like. Quit relying on stereotypes and think.
Even if the OP really is female, and everything she has said is true, calling her 'perfect' is a case of epic levels of naivety.
I'm not perfect at all, as nice as that is to say. It's true that I'd have a boyfriend if I was.
I'm just really shy and usually keep my distance from guys when I go out, since I'm a little intimidated by them.
1. Please DON'T shave down there!
That is, until you see their picture
You mean she isn't the girl in the avatar?
@ anon 19:29 - hey hey, that also kinda depends on what a space girl looks like! ^^
Who's to say they wouldn't look exactly like we do? Except hotter, of course...
I welcome all hot space elves or alien catgirls. ^_^
apparently perfect women have it hard as men are too terrified to approach .
Akane!
Exactly, and then it turns out they're from outer space.
Thing is, she already has a boyfriend!!! Even if Ranma doesn's want to admit it, they're engaged...
1. In this age, we don't have to care who's and who's not hairy since this what were razors and all that stuff invented for. I can't imagine I wouldn't shave.
And yes, I too expect from a man to do something about his hair, at least in armpit area.
2. Well, that's the nice kind of "mess" isn't it? I find it cute. :3
3. I don't approve of putting a mask on the face so I think it's ok how you do. Me too, I use a tinted moisturiser or tiny bit of make-up since I have a bit problematic skin sometimes. And a maskara. Not much difference really.
6. Naturally big breasts aren't usually perfectly shaped. The models and actresss etc. are photoshoped. Me too, I'm not satisfied with the shape of mine but my ex loved them so I guess it's not that bad as we tend to think. ;)
However, you can do various things to improve that - after every shower, masage them with a lotion, drink a lot (2-3 litres per day) because skin needs water and you can find some exercises to improve shape/sagging on YouTube.
9. I envy you. ^^ I'm too shy and keep my anime and manga hidden. Especially the Bible black DVD, I don't hink my parents would be happy to find it. :D
10. Just wow. :D
"10. I do! Most of the time I wake up on my knees on the floor and bent over the bed.."
What? How does this even? How does this even happen?!
I'm getting my camera.
Roused from sleep with doggy style sex? ^_^
Maybe her daddy came in while she was sleeping?
You should video tape yourself the night to see why you wake up in such positions; that's quite impressive if true.
1.Let's shave each other then ! ( OMG I saw a dick..;P )
2.Let's clean each other's room together ^^;; ( OMG I found a stash of .... )
3.Hey, no need of powder, all I need is ur love ;p
4.I can't cook either, so let's learn cooking together ( or perhaps go out to buy some food )
5.Yeah ( me saves money )
6.So what ? Then, let's take a sport together and shape our body
7.Didn't we promise to be together ?
8.Let's read and share each other, shall we ?
9.Let's take a stroll together
10.I'll hug you closely so that you won't go anywhere :p
did I just read about prefection?
Damn, another double post. Showed up after... yup, more than 5 hours from actual posting.
It seems we're almost two peas from the same pod Brittany, except for the cooking and the sleeping positions.
I expect #1 from men too. I'm all for waxing my entire body (in fact it's awesome feel) but I'd like men to not be porcupines and get some grooming going on too.