Top 10 Things You’d Rather Not Tell Your Boyfriend
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Nov 7, 2010 18:09 JST
- Tags: Brassieres, Dating, Fashion, Makeup, Marriage, Money, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese women asked to rank the things they’d really rather not have to reveal to their boyfriend yield up a list of just the sort of things likely to give men nightmares.
1. I’m actually quite hairy
2. My room’s a garbage dump
3. Without makeup I’m a different person
4. I can’t actually cook
5. I have quite a bit of debt…
6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend
8. I’m really not very good at saving money
9. I’m a closeted otaku
10. I sleep in some messed up positions
Terrified men can at least take solace in the fact some women evidently do realise they will at some point have to appear before their boyfriend sans makeup and pads.
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i actually accidentally choked with the first respond.
#9. wut.
#2 mostly only women themselves care about these things.
weird... I thought #1 was I have several boyfriends. most of whom are older-age males with lots of money.
In Japan, men care about being labeled an otaku as well. They just really don't like that label over there as it kind of correlates social deviance and childishness. It's all pretty ridiculous, uptight social stuff. Kind of understandable for women, but dammit, otaku girls? COUNT ME IN.
"1. I’m actually quite hairy"
Not surprising. Women who thinks they can get by without shaving are just naive. And especially Japanese women, they have some weird aversion to shaving, some of them. Especially the porn starts. Lose that giant jungle forest, ladies.
I don't get why Darkrock has negative ratings on that post at the moment. Do you guys really actually care that much about whether a woman's bed room is messy?
i would only care about 5 & 7 to be honest
Edit: well, #1 would kinda depend on how bad it is. if it is "i have to shave my back sometimes" .. yeah that would kinda be... ><
You wouldn't care about all if you really love her.
3. some girls are really ugly compared to their make-up version, reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk
5, 7 and 8 are probably the worst. 5 and 8 go hand in hand. If you're good at saving money you wouldn't have a large debt.
6 and 9 however, is stuff that will make me love you.
TenguSan,
How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
5. I have quite a bit of debt…
7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend
8. I’m really not very good at saving money
lol golddigger trait.
this is the worst for me.
Half of that list makes no sense at all. I'd change it to this:
1. I’m actually quite hairy
2. I have multiple boyfriends
3. I’m fat and wear clothes to make me seem slim
4. I have smelly feet
5. Without makeup I’m a different person
6. I look for someone to pay my debts
7. I’m really not very good at saving money
8. I can’t actually cook
This is only of interest for those who don't like DFC, I think it's a plus:
9. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
This is actually good:
10. I’m a closeted otaku
I'm another to agree 5 & 8 are unforgivable. I will pass on the advice given to me and say get a credit check on her before marriage, or for that matter, before you let her use your credit cards. The rest are reasonably forgivable.
I wouldn't be surprised if every woman was hiding behind at least one of these. She can become a professional liar once she starts putting on makeup.
@Shirakawa You really don't get the make-up thing do you. No wonder you're a sankaku registeree.
#9 seems more like a perk than a problem.
#3 is exactly why i never wear makeup. let the guys see what i really look like from the get-go. if they like me without makeup, i don't have to worry.
of course #9 seems like a perk to us, we're all otaku ourselves. remember that being an otaku is still a negative in japanese culture.
(2 & 4 totally apply to me, though)
6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
not a bad thing other than the fact that she feels bad about her breast size. for the last time ladies, the bust size doesn't matter to us! we care about what's below deck!
Unless she wears all that padding because she's a DFC. If that's the case, get in there. ^,^
*curious about #10*
Like do women sleep sideways or upside down like a bat~?
11. i have a cock
Completely agreed with Anon 18:53. But I wonder if it's an issue that number one is about how hairy they are... how much of a problem is this really in Japan? x.x
They don't need clear cutting.
I don't mind 2, 6, 9 and 10.
12. I have two cocks
There are quite a lot of other things women would rather not tell, this list is bland.
"...the bust size doesn't matter to us! we care about what's below deck!"
QFT. But I would like to cite Kyon's lines in a certain doujinshi by raamen
"A true breast lover loves all breasts regardless of size, and out of all breasts, his favorites are the ones that belong to the person he loves"
#1. I used to have a cock.
#10 seems rather moe to me...
Girls who pad their bra are cute and bonus you can punch them in the thorax with less worry for their health.
Then u can start a whole new experience like " Ore no Kanojo Konani Kawaii ga Nai !!!
You forgot "wake" before ga
"Ore no Kanojo ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai"
You all forgot about the incest part, where kanojo becomes imouto making the whole thing a win.
Wincest ftw!
#9
as long as it's Kirino, I wouldn't mind.
1, 3 and 6 are nightmareish indeed.
"My room’s a garbage dump" isn't bad, just unusual.
"I can’t actually cook" is actually kinda cute :/
"There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra" THHANK GOD
" I’m a closeted otaku" What's so bad about that? Now we have more things to talk about
"I sleep in some messed up positions" That's cute, and I have a camera
The rest, I'd rather not know about
@Fl0oD3R
essentially what I was thinking ^^
I think the make-up one would bug me, natural beauty FTW
Unless she's a delicious loli (in which case a lot of padding of the bra would make a cute encounter) she'd better not have any.
These are Asian women taking the survey, that means double-eyelid tape is make-up too.
Inugamike~
#1 is scary.
But
#4 + 6 + 9 + 10 = DO WANT!.
Lol. Flat chests suck.
It doesn't make a 13-year-old a loli, never mind older girls. It's not fun to touch or lick at all, since it's essentially the same as a man's chest - thus, liking it means being closer to gay.
@anon 22:45
lololol yeah sure, and by that logic, fondling a pair of man-boobs would make you heterosexual cuz they're similar to a woman's pair.
I don't know if I'm being ignorant. But Why are ppl here so crazy about small tits?
Is it becuz u don't like em... or is it becuz it makes Them look more child-like, Since after browsing this site For a little over a year i know That there are quite a bit of closet-pedophiles here.
But who am i to judge :) im 19 and my gf is 27 and is using 80D cups.
@Y0k41
Lol. Irritated about being called gay?
Fondling manboobs is of course gay - since they are a "man's boobs", and they are made of fat for non-reproductive purposes. It's as gay as preferring flat chests - because they are MASCULINE 'boobs'.
A fat female's boobs are exactly the same - they are essentially masculine, since even a man could get them by being as fat. Thus, the most heterosexual option is preferring a slim female's big tits. Any questions?
yeah my exact same reaction
#10... how is that scary? Quite the contrary, it's shit awesome
I thought number six is a plus :3?
Of course. The moar, the better. ^_^
I'de drop her like a box of rocks for that one.
2. My room’s a garbage dump and I'm actually a cum dumpsters...
I love #9
#9 is a good thing IMO ^.^ if i met a woman that was a closeted otaku i'd be a very happy man indeed
Hmmm... Now whats scary is that there are some women walking around.. that could be ALL 10 OF THESE THINGS!
Please, remind us not of those 'Ugly Betty' soaps you've been watching.
exclude number 6. 6 is win.
No it isn't. But no use arguing with the masses, I guess.
I burst out laughing reading the first response.
Fucking gold.
I guess that is quite a bane for females to be hairy. Luckily, easily remedied.
Come to think of it, yeah, every girl I have met told me they were jealous when I told them I never have to shave my legs.
I don't see what's wrong with #1.
If it's a nuisance for him, just make him clean it up for you. Could be quite erotic too, depending on the person.
#5, #7 and #8 are by far more serious than the rest - though keeping #7 a secret might well be the better choice.
#1's erotic. And apparently the girls surveyed really never got a good look at what their guys are wanking to, cause 99% of Japanese porn is hairy.
....unless of course they're talking about non-pubic hair.
Eating down there is out of the picture with #1, and kissing as well with #3. Also no mammary play due to #6.
Sigh, the trials of being a male...
I can live with #9
but #5, 7 & 8?...get out!
> 9. I’m a closeted otaku
> 10. I sleep in some messed up positions
Nothing wrong with this two tbh
> 6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
I'd actually go with this one (^.^)
At least -I sleep with my boss for money- wasn't among them...
I am chinese and my girlfriend is white english so my girlfriend is hairier than me :/ Good thing she shaves