Top 10 Things You’d Rather Not Tell Your Boyfriend

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Japanese women asked to rank the things they’d really rather not have to reveal to their boyfriend yield up a list of just the sort of things likely to give men nightmares.

The ranking:

1. I’m actually quite hairy

2. My room’s a garbage dump

3. Without makeup I’m a different person

4. I can’t actually cook

5. I have quite a bit of debt…

6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra

7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend

8. I’m really not very good at saving money

9. I’m a closeted otaku

10. I sleep in some messed up positions

Terrified men can at least take solace in the fact some women evidently do realise they will at some point have to appear before their boyfriend sans makeup and pads.


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    Avatar of Unlimitedbladeworks
    Comment by Unlimitedbladeworks
    02:44 08/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    seems like a pretty normal list. Sometimes we forget that women are people too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:51 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "actually, I have a son/daughter"

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    21:40 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Successfully countered if the child is a cute loli..

    Avatar of Y0k41
    Comment by Y0k41
    03:06 08/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    yesssh it'd be a bonus to possibly have a cute step-loli to raise in the future.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:26 09/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Then start using it

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    07:54 09/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Not here where everyone is watching. *blushes*

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:17 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    To "raise".

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    01:45 09/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There will be much raising indeed. :3

    Avatar of kamiru
    Comment by kamiru
    22:49 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    you have a loli daughter? oh really?
    *take out pedobear costume*

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:01 08/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Hell, I'd give anything to date someone with a cute, obedient loli daughter. She doesn't have to be very obedient, though... difficult little lolis are fun in their own way...

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    Comment by Satsuki Shion
    04:40 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    i prefer those who are not obidient since...
    they'll drag you around where they go...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:26 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    wt...h....WTF!?!?!? lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    x.x

    GAME OVER.

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    22:54 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Hello little one. I herd you just turned nine... :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 08/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    LOL! You made me spilled my drink you @$$.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:50 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    0. I'm a trap

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Where is ?

    I am actually married
    My Grandfather comes by on the weekends for sex with me
    I really like girls not guys just wanted your money
    I like your car not you
    I thought you were someone else
    I had a sex change operation
    I just wanted to have sex with your dog when you were gone

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:38 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Ten things you don't want to tell?

    Well the first time I met one girl I was already told

    'My room's really messy, you can't see it'

    and

    'I can't make instant noodles, the kettle's too heavy'

    it can be pretty cute ^^

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    04:49 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No.2 is so disturbing yet so epic..

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:25 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    its somehow something you cant avoid, if you share room with your older sister over 20 years :D

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    20:47 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Shino-sempai is so hawt...

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    Comment by Actar
    21:01 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I don't know about you guys, but I'm praying for my potential girlfriend to say number 9 to me... (^.^)

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:11 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    *hugs you*

    (^.^)

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    Comment by prinnyprince
    18:20 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    This is just too moe.

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    Comment by DFC
    18:18 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    IT seems like #6 is just plain deceitful.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    They failed to realize the power of the flat-chest~

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    21:50 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Many girls do. It's a pity...

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    02:23 08/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Only if your so called real men are balloon breast lovers. A DFC girl hugging you is holding you closer to her heart, and true real men appreciate that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.7)

    ... that they'll have less chances with flat chest -otakus, instead of the real men?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:08 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Balloon breasts? The softness and feeling is far from a balloon, especially if they have a nice shape.

    On the contrary, while big breasts are soft and emit an aura of love, flat chests are hard and emotionless! Real 'true real men' do not appreciate that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:22 28/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but small breast are more sensitive, so the flat-chested girl will enjoy it more when you touch her chest ;)
    And "true real men" want to achieve this, don't they

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:19 26/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    when girls are still young:
    flat chest/cup A-B: cute
    balloon breasts: wow

    once they get older and had children:
    flat: still cute
    balloon breasts: sag

    really old:
    flat: okay err
    used to be balloon breasts: eewww

    Comment by lunk
    18:41 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    1. Combs work wonders

    2. Maids maids maids

    3. Make up is fake up

    4. Microwaves! :D

    5. So long as it's not over 1M...

    6. Flat chests are cute

    7. Eh, I don't mind

    8. Neither am I

    9. YOU HAD BETTER BE JOKING

    10. So do I ^_^

    :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

    Avatar of kamiru
    Comment by kamiru
    21:10 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    1. unless she has hair on ther chest and legs

    5. the problem is not the debt itself but the reason there is debt in the 1st place. even you pay off her debt, she can make new ones. unless of course you don't mind that as well.

    Comment by lunk
    06:05 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    1. Or on her face

    2. I'd probably give her some lessons on personal mangaement

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:25 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    But FUZZY MANKO!! That alone makes us forgive Japanese girls just about anything...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So you only mind if she has over 1million dollars in debt.

    What about 1million dollars exactly.

    Comment by lunk
    19:47 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That I can handle ;)

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    Comment by Brittany
    18:18 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    1. I shave, but I expect my boyfriend to shave too. My eyebrows are a little bushy, though!

    2. My room is cluttered, since it's full of figurines and plushies and games...

    3. I don't wear a whole lot of makeup, just a little powder here and there.

    4. I can't cook very well, so I'm hoping any future boyfriend I have can cook. ^u^;

    5. Every week I get paid I go out and buy a new anime figure, but I don't buy much else so I don't have debt.

    6. My only secret is that my breasts aren't perfect, even if they're big. They aren't perfectly shaped and standing right up like models do...

    7. I don't have a last boyfriend, so I'm clear there.

    8. This is true about me! As soon as I get money, I spend it on manga or games...

    9. I'm not closeted if it's open and out there.

    10. I do! Most of the time I wake up on my knees on the floor and bent over the bed...

    Avatar of Saito
    Comment by Saito
    18:43 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You sound like the perfect women as far as that is possible on the internets :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    perfect woman with one fatal flaw : it's a man in disguise .

    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    00:00 08/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Rule #26
    Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.

    And suddenly, we're invoking the "Rules".
    Rule 26 sustained.

    Avatar of Megidola
    Comment by Megidola
    23:45 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Rule #25
    Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:59 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.8)

    You need a disguise on the internet?

    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    23:31 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Rule #29
    In the internet all girls are men...

    Rule #30
    There are no girls on the internet

    Avatar of kamiru
    Comment by kamiru
    21:02 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    man with big boobs ?!?!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:48 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It's Rule 16, actually - there are no girls on the Internet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:25 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @ Yoshii-kun

    Out of curiosity where do you see these rules?

    Plz post link.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:34 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rule #30
    There are no girls on the internet

    This was 10 years ago. How old are you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:12 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yoshii-kun

    Damn. And I thought I could trust Urban dictionary.

    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    13:24 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh you.....
    47 wasn't long enough for you? =)

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 09/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh god, you guys. This site embarrasses me! The rules of the internet were invented by the patrons of Gaiaonline, a place hated by our kind! Ugh, do we forget history so quickly, or is it just that my tribalism knows no bounds?

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    05:52 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 1.48
    Please don't refer to urban dic.
    Refer to the original rules

    @Anon 2.25
    Don't see - memorize it.
    But here [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet] ya go.

    @Anon 4.34
    Old enough to vote for the next dickhead and know there's only 1 kinda of "rules of the internet". How young are you? 12?

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    Comment by Bla7e
    07:01 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page

    The almost infinite version of the rules for the ones interested.

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby

    It's a trap with manboobs! O_O

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:08 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Are you kidding me? If she was perfect, she would've gotten a boyfriend already. Stop thinking that a girl is perfect when you see one online...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:58 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I disagree with the whole 'perfect' thing from the start, but your statement isn't completely correct either.

    The hottest girl can have problems getting (quality) boyfriends, even if she's hot, beautiful, kind, loving, unique etc. The hottest girl also doesn't necessarily want a boyfriend, or sex, or even romance, friends or the like. Quit relying on stereotypes and think.

    Even if the OP really is female, and everything she has said is true, calling her 'perfect' is a case of epic levels of naivety.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:29 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I'm not perfect at all, as nice as that is to say. It's true that I'd have a boyfriend if I was.

    I'm just really shy and usually keep my distance from guys when I go out, since I'm a little intimidated by them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:28 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Please DON'T shave down there!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That is, until you see their picture

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    19:32 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You mean she isn't the girl in the avatar?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:51 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Who's to say they wouldn't look exactly like we do? Except hotter, of course...

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    Comment by TenguSan
    19:34 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    @ anon 19:29 - hey hey, that also kinda depends on what a space girl looks like! ^^

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    Comment by Schrobby
    21:54 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.3)

    I welcome all hot space elves or alien catgirls. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:48 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    apparently perfect women have it hard as men are too terrified to approach .

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:01 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Akane!

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    Comment by Ken
    23:16 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thing is, she already has a boyfriend!!! Even if Ranma doesn's want to admit it, they're engaged...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:29 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly, and then it turns out they're from outer space.

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    Comment by vanilka
    19:00 07/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    1. In this age, we don't have to care who's and who's not hairy since this what were razors and all that stuff invented for. I can't imagine I wouldn't shave.
    And yes, I too expect from a man to do something about his hair, at least in armpit area.

    2. Well, that's the nice kind of "mess" isn't it? I find it cute. :3

    3. I don't approve of putting a mask on the face so I think it's ok how you do. Me too, I use a tinted moisturiser or tiny bit of make-up since I have a bit problematic skin sometimes. And a maskara. Not much difference really.

    6. Naturally big breasts aren't usually perfectly shaped. The models and actresss etc. are photoshoped. Me too, I'm not satisfied with the shape of mine but my ex loved them so I guess it's not that bad as we tend to think. ;)
    However, you can do various things to improve that - after every shower, masage them with a lotion, drink a lot (2-3 litres per day) because skin needs water and you can find some exercises to improve shape/sagging on YouTube.

    9. I envy you. ^^ I'm too shy and keep my anime and manga hidden. Especially the Bible black DVD, I don't hink my parents would be happy to find it. :D

    10. Just wow. :D

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    Comment by ooooooooo
    19:42 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "10. I do! Most of the time I wake up on my knees on the floor and bent over the bed.."

    What? How does this even? How does this even happen?!

    I'm getting my camera.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    21:58 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Roused from sleep with doggy style sex? ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe her daddy came in while she was sleeping?

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    Comment by torappu
    18:45 07/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    You should video tape yourself the night to see why you wake up in such positions; that's quite impressive if true.

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    Comment by Renzo
    16:37 09/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1.Let's shave each other then ! ( OMG I saw a dick..;P )
    2.Let's clean each other's room together ^^;; ( OMG I found a stash of .... )
    3.Hey, no need of powder, all I need is ur love ;p
    4.I can't cook either, so let's learn cooking together ( or perhaps go out to buy some food )
    5.Yeah ( me saves money )
    6.So what ? Then, let's take a sport together and shape our body
    7.Didn't we promise to be together ?
    8.Let's read and share each other, shall we ?
    9.Let's take a stroll together
    10.I'll hug you closely so that you won't go anywhere :p

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    Comment by Fapping Time
    22:34 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    did I just read about prefection?

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    Comment by vanilka
    05:21 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, another double post. Showed up after... yup, more than 5 hours from actual posting.

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    Comment by yaku
    04:59 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It seems we're almost two peas from the same pod Brittany, except for the cooking and the sleeping positions.

    I expect #1 from men too. I'm all for waxing my entire body (in fact it's awesome feel) but I'd like men to not be porcupines and get some grooming going on too.









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