Debuman, the lifelong virgin who claims he spent $60,000 on a maid only to have her refuse to go on a single date with him, continues his tragic adventures in solipsism in yet another thread, revealing just how far he is willing to go for his maid and what happened to him when he did.
The latest thread is of course a direct continuation of the previous thread, in which Debuman introduces himself and his problematic relationship with his maid.
A quick summary of the situation thus far by another 2ch denizen:
Summary: He’s been going to a maid café for 5 years and spent 5,000,000 on one maid, in gifts and other expenses. He’s 40-year-old virgin who’s never had a girlfriend, earns about 3,000,000 a year and is a fat and ugly loser. He does work, and has a beat up car.
His maid has been seeing him daily, including drive dates. He’s taken her home before and knows where she lives.
Says their relationship is one of mutual love, and that he wants a date and not sex. Has no interest in sex. Seems not to think he can buy her love outright, but that he can demonstrate his sincerity with gifts of money. Already started 2 threads, in which he talks to himself and takes no notice of anyone. Stalker.
The thread proper:
I put ¥5,000,000 into a maid and was reported to the police and questioned, any questions?
I’m just overcome with anger and grief right now.
I’m interested in what happened – do tell.
You again! You can’t force someone into a relationship with just money you know!
It’s not just money! We had a real heart-to-heart interchange!
Give it up already, or you will be arrested. Find a new one.
You again! What the hell did you do this time!?
I was treated like a stalker, and had the cops called on me. I just don’t get it.
So did you ever get her to go to Tokyo Disneyland?
I asked her but she would never agree on the schedule…
From last week I was using my paid leave to arrange the trip. So in the end I offered her ¥500,000 to go on a date with me. The manager suddenly appeared and banned me from the café!
A stalker to the bitter end I see.
Like I was saying, she’s a pro with no feelings at all, you had no chance. Congratulations on waking up!
Surely if she were a real pro she would have taken ¥500,000 for one date at TDL.
At first I thought maybe it was not enough. Maybe if I waited until she came off work at night and offered her ¥1,000,000? So I waited until about 8, gathered my courage and asked her “Here’s ¥1,000,000 – please go on a date with me to TDL!”
When I did that, her mood soured. In an incredibly cold voice, she told me “Please stop that already…” Then she went to hide herself away in the shop.
So then I had to throw aside my pride – if I did not I’d be a virgin for life! I’d never get to go on a date with a girl and die alone!
I was desperate. I got on my knees and grabbed her by the ankle, and somehow managed to stop her going back in.
She screamed “Let go!!!!!” Unfortunately, I instinctively let her go… she went back inside the shop. I had no choice but to sit outside the shop until she showed herself again.
You wanted to buy a date with her then. You wanted to date her, or to do her?
I already said I wasn’t after her body. I just want a healthy date with her.
And what did you want to do after that?
Who cares what happened after – I just want to go on a date once in my life.
Please tell me this is a troll…
That ear cleaning murderer must’ve been like this.
He had no friends too I think. If only he had the Vippers…
Well, I was kneeling there for half an hour. She didn’t come, but the manager did.
He started shouting at me, trying to threaten me: “You, give it a damn rest already! If you keep following her I’ll call the cops!”
He pushed me over and held me down… I didn’t resist. Maybe he was jealous? Anyway, I was happy to endure his threats and violence for her sake. If the police got involved it would inconvenience her, and if he was arrested the café might shut and I wouldn’t be able to meet her again.
This is awful – your head is messed up! What the hell.
“Can I buy love” “No” < You found out the answer.
Take the ¥500,000 and use it to take a soap land tour – you can even have them cosplay as maids.
Even I couldn’t put up with the manager’s actions for long. I got angry and told him: “You’re jealous! You’re just jealous of us!!” He told me “That’s absurd, you aren’t even dating her!”
Then I realized – maybe she’s cheating on me with the manager…
It may be a bit harsh to call it cheating – we are not, after all, officially dating. Besides, she’s much too prim and proper to do anything like that. I think it was probably unrequited love on the part of the manager. We could both be after her. Once I realized all that I cooled down.
Cheat… ing?
Are you crazy?
He’s too far gone.
Well, whilst he was holding me down she quickly slipped home. I couldn’t meet her at the café as I was banned, and that jealous manager would be all over me if I waited for her to come out. So I had to think of a plan.
I would go to her house.
Even though she wants nothing to do with him he’s still at it…
Can’t you just take that money and use it on plastic surgery or something?
Didn’t you make silent calls to the girl you liked and watched her house at night when you were a kid?
I went to her house and watched over it night after night as a show of my good faith. I just wanted to ask her on a date when she came out.
That first line – no way.
Please no – no no no no no.
How creepy do you have to be for someone to refuse ¥1,000,000 to date you?
If he was a millionaire and offered $10,000 to date him it might work, but he only has$20,000 to his name so it’s rather scary.
If this is not a troll, please stop going to her house. You’ll only cause an incident and not be able to get within 500m of her afterwards.
That maid brought this upon herself.
I spent 3 days watching over her. So this was yesterday. It was a about 1AM. For some reason the police came, in a patrol car and everything.
The cop came up to me and said “We’ve had reports of a suspicious person in the area, so we’ve come to check it out.”
Me: “Really? But nobody came by here?”
Cop: “Anyway, do you have any ID on you?”
Me: “Eh? Is this voluntary?” Then he started questioning me. It seems the residents got some weird ideas about me and reported me as a suspicious person by mistake.
That was no mistake!
Being a maid or prostitute is a really dangerous job isn’t it?
It came down to an argument with the cops, or two parallel conversations at any rate:
Me: “I’m just watching over my girlfriend”
Cop: “Stop bothering her”
Me: “Where’s your proof that I’m bothering her?” < This stopped him cold.
He was totally wrong to start questioning me. But he was persistent and some onlookers had gathered… what would she think if she woke up and saw this?
Finally he came out and said: “If the victim files a report you’ll be arrested as a stalker you know?” What the hell?
After that he kept lecturing me, trying to split us up. I was worried about causing her a nuisance so I decided the mature thing to do was to go home.
That’s the story until now. If I go to the café again, what should I do? Tell me.
Turn yourself in.
The next time you’ll see her will probably be in court.
Make a maid café in jail.
If she knows where you work she could tell them and get you sacked. Then you turn this into a murder case…
The ear cleaner case must have been like this…
I’ve experience of stalker countermeasures. The police can keep targeting them for questioning with reports from residents, illegal parking, “chance” patrol encounters, etc. They’d tell us what the stalker was saying as well. After enough of these “chance” questionings the stalker eventually gave up and disappeared.
I went with a friend to a maid café for a lark. I was given a point card type thing… they said if you made 1000 visits to the café you’d be upgraded to a gold card. I laughed and asked how many of those there were – they smiled and said “a number of them.” People who come twice a day. ¥3,000 x 1,000 times = ¥3,000,000…
If the OP thinks money = love, what does he think their body equals?
The problem is:
1. I have a ¥5,000,000 tie to this maid
2. Her boss is intensely jealous of us
3. The maid’s attitude is no longer favourable to me and I need to fix this
4. Police and crazy neighbours have forced me to stop waiting at her house
What can I do now?
[…]
The problem is I have nowhere to get in contact with her, and she changed her mail address and doesn’t answer my calls.
Enough – just accept that she doesn’t like you!
That alone I can’t accept! If I do I’ll be consumed with rage. Anyway, don’t say negative stuff like that.
The trick is timing your calls… she might just have her phone in her bag or something.
I tried it… I’m faithful so even now I try every 15 minutes or so.
You mean stalkerish…
Get a friend to go in there and get her details, the shop’s guard will be down with a new customer. Also, try giving her an electric toothbrush – they’re really popular with girls at the moment, maybe she’ll forgive you.
I don’t have any friends – who could I ask? That’s the first time I heard about electric toothbrushes – I’ll try it.
She won’t answer her phone and changed her email – what about a letter? You know where she lives after all.
A letter!? Great idea! I’ll post it at her house myself. Is it OK to put money in the envelope I wonder?
You’re serious!?
That’s it, a letter! I’ll think of what to write. I can write her one every day.
He just ignores all inconvenient responses. He may be the real deal.
[Debuman presents a long letter describing how sorry he is she was forced to avoid him due to him being assaulted at the café and informing her that he has strangely yet to receive the details of her new email address]
Wow, I’m quite the writer even if I do say so myself. Correct it guys.
Your love is oppressive. Or you are just stupidly obstinate. You’re a complete stalker. She’s obviously traumatized. And you keep going on and on about the ¥5,000,000.
I don’t think this is a troll. He is creepy and gross, but I do understand his feelings.
I think so too, but I can’t help but think this is the woman’s fault milking him on. 3D is like that… I really don’t like women.
It really is her fault – she took all the expensive gifts, led him on with promises of a date, and took so much money. She toyed with him to get his money too much – it may not be illegal, but that’s her only defence.
[Debuman posts a revised letter promising in the PS to come and pick up the response personally]
Don’t do that!
I have a question.
What now?
I’d like to make this the last thread. Honestly now, do you guys think she loves me? Or does she hate me? Answer me honestly, giving a reason if possible.
I don’t think she loves or hates you. More like you’re just some annoying customer who’s gone out of control.
I really don’t think she loves you.
You understand now don’t you?
She hates you. You spy on her, follow her, keep calling her, and are there waiting when she leaves her home. You are there when she’s at work. She never wants to see your face again but she’s forced to every day. She wants you to disappear but there you are. Something like that.
Really. I see.
As I said, this is the last thread.
I’m going to go and liquidate our relationship. Not in any weird or dangerous way though.
Bye now, thanks for being with me. I’ll enjoy what remains of my life with what remains of my savings.
>>666 [the response was number 666 of 1,000 possible in a 2ch thread]
Run, maid!!!!
>> 666
Don’t do anything hasty now!
[A number of replies attempt to convince Debuman his maid does in fact love him after all, perhaps being too embarrassed or otherwise]
You guys telling him she loves him – you’re trying to get our board to produce another criminal case aren’t you!?
I can’t laugh at this guy. He tried. Don’t make the same mistake again!
I was crying up until then.
After crying I feel better.
The ¥5,000,000 is the fee for a lesson on life I suppose.
I’ll go to my maid’s house now.
Thanks for your help – bye bye.
[Debuman writes “go to” with a character with the same sound which means “pass away”]
When he said “go to” / “pass away,” it was a typo, right?
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Damn, poor guy. ;_____;
That last line is ominous ...
yet utterly fitting for someone like him.
ehh... this is smelling more and more like an epic trolling though
If it ISN'T epic trolling, the guy is clearly insane. Even people in a real romantic relationship doesn't tend to put out crazy absolute 'truths' about relationships like:
"We had a real heart-to-heart interchange!"
Who ever voices out something like that, ever?
Agreed. It's almost too fabricated a story.
I can't shake the feeling of epic trolling either...
But to continue MY comment from the last started thread.
He's defintely moving from the status of an ATM machine, to psycho jealous mental headcase. much more human by switching to stalker mode now :)
idiot could have used a fraction of the money for a face lift and lipo
My god... If I ever end up like this, and realize I ended up like this. I will an hero in a heartbeat. This is quite possibly the saddest individual I have ever come across. I mean the previous post was hilarious. But now, I honestly hope this guy moves on quickly. Worst case scenario this turns into a murder/suicide situation.
You kidding? This shit is too fucked up to made up, only in reality could something be this utterly screwed.
I'm printing out this article...
And then I'm gonna frame it :)
It is fabricated. The manner it was told indicated he wanted everyone to know that he had completely flipped his lid, and doesn't know it himself. He went from hesitant and shy-ish to extremely aggressive. The maid's personality and actions also had a very sudden change. from milking money to.. well.. not milking money. from pretending to want to be with him to being completely creeped out by him.
also, for some strange reason, no one told him that the maid didn't want to see him. not the manager, not the police, not the maid.. no one. this was very convenient in that it would stir him to continue in his unusual behavior.
if you look at his pauses, it is always at a moment which would spark the most reaction. His story ITSELF seems tailored to spark reactions.
fake. fabricated. troll.
This isn't the last we have heard of him, i guarantee it. Every troll story i have ever seen has an ending, which is "HAHAHAHA" and such
watch how in a couple of days you will hear of his arrest, or suicide!!
sad bastard. An hes actually rich. Im surprise he doesn't have a wife in a country with women whos looking for rich men only.
severe case of solipsism in my opinion, let's bet some cookies.
@ TenguSan
Are you American or...well, hell, it doesn't matter. This is called HUMAN reaction. If you haven’t seen it, you haven’t been around the right people yet. Or watched the right videos. People snap. And fast. Have you seen road rage? Someone suddenly flipping out and actually killing because of some very minor thing? Have you seen a person go from sunny happy smile face to BOOM, freaked out nut job beating on someone that did or said the wrong thing? I see this often enough in real life without having to look for vids of it.
Her reactions are normal. From a ‘I don’t like you but will accept your money and rides’ to a ‘holy crap, you’re nuts’ that all makes sense given the situations. Ever had an obsessed stalker that, no matter what you say, they still think it’s all love? Acts of kindness or pity are good things most of the time, but sometimes being kind to someone that is messed up in the head gives them the wrong idea. Ask any girl that has been kind to any guy. The guy suddenly thinks she is in love with him.
Still, a troll seems more likely. Even if this situation happens all the time in every country in ever kind of work place.
You guys are all being trolled hard.
An inside look on the mind of a stalker.
How informative...
This just all reminds me of the episode of an episode of hell girl.
I hope we do hear more on this though, if something big went down after this I've got to know.
"Of the episode of an episode" Lost my train of thought there I guess.
@anon 17:15 -
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You are an idiot
i never said it doesn't occur and occur in that way. you also might want to actually know WHY something happens before you try to talk out of your ass.
i am tired, it is 4:43A, the last couple days have been a nightmare, and i really do not feel like explaining in detail why 1+1 should equal 2.
i don't at all mind someone disagreeing or coming up with a logical argument.. but when someone tries to act smart by being stupid, they deserve a swift kick to the groin
re-read the articles, re-read my post, a little knowledge on basic psychology would help, maybe a few more brain cells.. and then try again
17:15
The maid hasn't shown 'kindness' or 'pity' in this story. At first she's in the whole thing for the money, but when things start to look dangerous she stops out of fear. She's only an epic egoist and coward, nothing more.
As for whether this story is real... I can understand a stalker's mindset to an extent, but the story's theatricality and the stereotypical personality of the stalker are quite peculiar elements for reality.
There are cases of people simply 'living a drama' - in other words, if this is true, he probably understands what he's doing and how futile and 'stupid' it is, but he doesn't stop because he enjoys it, wants to see how it ends or simply doesn't have anything else in life.
In reality, I wonder what would be a 'good' way to end this. While murder is hardly the answer, abduction and rape might serve as a nice warning to other gold-diggers. If he really doesn't want her body, she's out of luck, though.
Well, I guess he MAID a bad deal.
I'm guessing the electric toothbrush idea didn't work.
If this is a troll/attention whoring, then it's gone great. I say this because of the way he talks, he speaks only what he choose to speak... or simply put, how he sees things in his way. Not once, had he talked about anything relative in the maid's (or any other person's) point of view. We continues to obsess over his own obsessions of wanting to date a girl. At no time had he mentioned what he saw in the Maid other than... well, a maid that pretends to be cute because that's her job. He didn't want the maid, he wanted the maid so that he could date a girl and not be lonely. I don't remember him ever ever saying anything about her personality. Things like what did she like or what does she enjoy doing. Not even her favorite color, food or other normal subjects involved with developing a relationship were mentioned. He just continued to offer money to her and live in his own warped reality of his.
I guess the toothbrush was someone shitting that nutcase.
Debuman is a completely insane troll.
i do believe the story is real, some people really are that unhinged. i once talked to a guy who was completely convinced his wife was cheating on him and his only proof was "i just know." people will go to unbelievable lengths to convince themselves of what they want to believe, but now that this made has given up the game and shut him out, he is having a harder time justifying her actions. i don't know what made him suddenly ask for and actually accept the options of others, but i would not be surprised to hear about his suicide in the near future.
If he's a troll, how can he be insane? It's either-or, here.
Trolls can hardly be called insane, if they never subscribe to what they type.
BREAKING NEWS: A man in his 40's committed suicide in front of a house. Apparently he was found to be a stalker of the owner of the house. The owner of the house worked at a local maid cafe....
Actually, whether he is a troll or not isn't so obvious.
Have you ever cared so much for anyone in your life? You'd be pretty surprised at how much they affect you and how much you think about them because you cherish them. This could have been the case for this guy here... He first tested the waters to gauge her interest, and when she accepted his numerous gifts and dates, he felt relieved and sprung. Suppose there was someone you liked but weren't too sure they liked you back; wouldn't you be relieved and happy as fuck when they give you signs of returning your feelings? I'm sure that's how he felt. And after that, he got hooked so deep. I honestly think that at some point early in the relationship, the maid had some interest in him. But soon his antics became too much because he liked her more than she does him, and that made her uncomfortable. That's how things went downhill. She showed him signs of interest; he got hooked. She wanted to take things slowly; she was always on his mind and he wanted to see her all the time. His advances were too persistent and she felt uncomfortable because of that. His biggest mistake was the persistent offering of money; no-one looking for love likes it when someone tries to go out with them by constantly offering them money as it shows that the other person is either under-confident, or that the person thinks they can bribe you to go out with them... hard to believe how that can turn into a caring relationship, huh? We also only got his view and not the maid's. Sure, there's a chance the maid could have simply thought that the whole ordeal was a joke gone too far, but there also could have been genuine affection (based on the assumption that she's a nice girl/women looking for love). It's mind-boggling and ticks me off a bit, but it isn't uncommon to see unattractive, portly men have lovely wives or girlfriends who care genuinely for them. And these men care greatly for their partners as well! I believe that this 'sequel' of his just tells a true story of a budding relationship gone bad. Really, some of you think he's a troll, but there are too many variables and unknowns in his story (and in real-life) to just jump to that assumption and conclusion.
Edit: Why don't the HTML tags work?
@Inan 02:09 -
no... just, no..
Can i please have my time back?
Here ya go, that'll be $34.99. Buy one now and get the 2nd time for free!
Speed-reading, TenguSan. Speed-reading. Didn't take half a minute.
I don't think it's a troll...
I have someone I love (that's not mutual love, at least I'm not delusional about it) and I really care for, and although I'm not as extreme as Debuman, I'm too often going overboard...
Reading this, I'm thinking the gap him and me isn't that huge, and it could have shortened even more if the one I love was like her maid... I'm glad she's an honest person.
666 RUN MAID RUN!!!
this "maid" me ROFL man i feel sorry for the police come out to talk to this guy and cant to anything lol
Obvious troll is obvious. And hilarious.
Except when obvious troll tells a tale that is all to true and does, indeed, happen. That makes obvious troll into scary example of what can be.
I dont think hes a troll... He had lived for 35 years alone never knowing what love or even friendship was. Then a girl started to be kind to him and that lasted for 5 years....
No shit it's a troll. Who would waste their time telling their life story to anons on 2ch? I mean what advice would he expect besides ridicule? The reactions are exactly what he expects.
18:41
Have you ever heard of the Densha Otoko? Long story short, A LOT OF PEOPLE would "waste time telling their life story to anons on 2ch".
The inhabitants of 2ch can actually be very helpful in these sort of cases, although they can also be very destructive as well. In either case it is possible to engage with other people in an anonymous medium like 2ch, hence its appeal beyond simply sharing links.
the guy was a troll/attention whore... my troll meter went off the roof when he asked for people to carry on the conversation by "giving a reason" whether the girl loves him or not. after how many posts of people telling him to stop.
basic trolling 101 - use a good bait
It was inevitable. In a way, his own fault.
This guy went from sad, and pathetic - creepy, and scary by that one last line.
I was crying up until then.
After crying I feel better.
The ¥5,000,000 is the fee for a lesson on life I suppose.
I’ll go to my maid’s house now.
but everything will be alright, because
i had reese for breakfast.
I was crying up until then.
After crying I feel better.
The ¥5,000,000 is the fee for a lesson on life I suppose.
I’ll go to my maid’s house now,
but everyting will be alright, because
i had reese`s for breakfast
Seriously no human should have continued after using up that much amount of money and time for that matters, then move on !!!
Cant actually solely blame the girl on taking advantage of him, he was practically a walking ATM !!
He could have spend the money in a strip club or all those "special akibara themed shops" or sugar daddy for any student !!
He really does love her though. At this point she'd usually only be found at the bottom of a river after drifting in from the ocean years ago with this much teasing/leading him on.
I was really expecting a Kaichou wa maid sama picture with the story though..
does anyone know how this turned out? I'm wondering if anyone has the addy for the original thread...if debuman is still posting, then we can rule out a few things, and just declare them as "attention whore"
HA!! i KNEW we haden't heard the last of him!
and this is not the last as well. eagerly waiting for coming news of suicide/murder/arrest.
he made so many mistakes, it makes me hard to pity him. wth was he thinking, when he plan to give her 1m yen for a TDL date?
him:" this is love"
maid:" he thinks i'm a hooker"
when he stalk her
him:" i watch over her"
maid:" creepy guy stalking me, and may do something terrible to me if i were alone on a street"
when he makes silent call
him:" i just want to hear her sweet voice"
maid: cant sleep properly for days and under stress from stalker.
The first one wasn't a mistake... he's completely right in treating her like a whore. His story is quite a sad one... the only way he could be with his loved one was by paying her money, after all.
He's wrong in treating her like a whore.
Whore's will take your money and give you sex. This maid just takes his money.
shoganai, that's not true. After all, who wouldn't treat their loved one better that they deserve?
Shoganai its worse than a whore
If he really want her heart. He should simply cut her chest open and rip her heart rather than wasting his money on her...
U knw wats the difference ?
A stalker actually knws that he/she is stalking someone intensionally !
Debuman on the other hand is living in his own world!!
he totally ignores everything can continues to do his own shit in his own way !! I bet he thinks he is a knight in a shining amour that is protecting that would protect the girl, when he is the troll in disguise