“Help, Kinect Took Pictures of Me Dancing Naked!”
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- Date: Nov 7, 2010 04:52 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Controllers, Dancing, Exhibitionism, Microsoft, Voyeurism, Xbox 360
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And it's Round 2 of the problems concerning Kinect...
Next thing you know, it'll upload videos of you playing Kinect games to YouTube automatically...
i just imgaine some pretty hot teens playing it naked.
"Actually, DC automatically sends the pictures to a online server where the photos can be viewed by the registered harmonix community."
"If you send them to me, I can find which ones they are by the file name and delete them from the database servers. I work at Harmonics, so you’ll be fine."
ROTFL
Troll posts attract other trolls.
From now on, strip-dancers will train with Kinect...
BTW You think somebody would have given Kinect as presento to his/her loli-age daughter? If so it's time to start cracking down some xbox
MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It's funny, because he insisted on the photos for checking on the filenames.
sounds fishy...
Harmonix troll can't spell Harmonix. He almost had it, too. :P
They seem to be completely forgetting the obvious:
"BAAAW WHAT IF IT UPLOADS MY PICTURES TO THE INTERNET?"
... play offline?
<-- Wonders who will be the first Pedobear to hack the servers and steal all that CP
That is seriously hillarious XD!
a friend sent me this on the matter and makes it even funnier
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=294
@Darkrockslizer > Troll posts attract other trolls
Until the reach the end of the troll chain here in △
> ... play offline?
I must admit, I have no idea how to unplay what I've already played online. Nor am I in the habit of thinking my gaming consoles set irreversible traps on me (which is why I was outraged at the few occurrences when they did.)
Kinect's going to be the next ChatRoulette, where you catch people jacking off on Xbox Live.
LOL at the picture.
I prefer these girls dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHYngRzI6xo
Don't worry!
Kinect wasn't made by Google so it's safe.
Kinect was made by Microsoft.
It ISN'T safe. Whatsoever.
I can also imagine a lot of ugly people playing it naked for the same reasons *barf*
But also imagine the hot chicks doing the same. There will always be someone who uploads those.
Or delicious Lolis.
@ Shrobby 05:35:
Mayyyybe, but... how many ugly people/troll pics are you willing to wade through just to find the few potential gems?
This is going to be chatroulette all over again.
anon@06:02 I won't wade through it at all. That's a job for 2ch, the picture experts. ^_^
Well we made it through a lot of ugly pigs in looking for good porn 3D & 2D wise, so why not?
Or some old grandma exercising... =X
Better than a fugly, hairy fatass...
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...
...
Unless said grandma is a fugly, hairy fatass...
or pre-teens... it's rated E after all isn't it?
Yeah! for E-legal!! (that's right, i said it!)
...
Do the world a favor and vote my comment down.. and shoot me while your at it -_-
They'd be on their way to jail now for spreading CP.
Yeah dancing naked at high school musical.
or a loli?
Has anyone here tried out the Kinect? It honestly doesn't seem like it'd be any fun. Is it?
VIC3, most skeptic people (specially the ones testing it on E3) tell that Kinect turned out to be good and fun. I wonder what M$ did to the hardware since the last E3 :-?
I seriously doubt that MOST skeptics were on E3. And besides, its the same shit where they create a multiplayer focused game and throw in a token singleplayer mode, whereas statistics show that only about 15% of those who bought said games actually play it in multiplayer.
shits actually pretty fun, definitely more tiring then a gay wii... wii is a wanna be interactive game, kinect actually makes you move your body... bet fat fucks will stay to their wii "fit" since they can't handle this...
micro$oft
bringing "big brother" to a console near you and if you act now we'll even throw in the "think a certain way" feature for free ^.^
/end sarcasm
Microsloth doesn't even want people to reverse engineer or modify Kinect so I wonder are they hiding something?
http://hackaday.com/2010/11/04/kilobuck-open-kinect-project-prize/
or use its next gen scanning system to digitally remove your clothes and just keep of taking pics of your regardless if you approve or not...hell, it will keep taking pics even if you stop its power source.
now that's a pain in the ass!
LMAO cracked me up!
Kinect is givin trouble to everyone, black people and now naked guys!
I startin to think Kinect is doing that on purpose...
Wait a minute, so does it really send them to the Internet??? :/
again another huge mitake at microsoft's heads
auto pictures
auto videos
auto upload on the web
and the worst thing is ITS ON THE MANUAL!
on games manual it SAYS!
it CAN be turned off but... nothing tells u in any place if you dont read the manual
Now just wait for someone to pay for these videos. ^^
They should distribute the game for free to hot chicks. ^_^
make it so
bring the ship to fap speed
Microsoft joins the industry of gaming porn
I would show it to my friends.
What! Lol this is gold
I want to dance naked for Wii
"So YOU’RE the naked guy dancing to Soulja Boy"
It proves a point you can dance to naked to Soulja boy good luck.
listening to soulja boy, using kinect, posting own nude pics... triple fail :)