Top 10 Weapons of Womanhood
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Nov 4, 2010 16:04 JST
- Tags: Dating, Oppai, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
Japanese asked to rank the most powerful “weapons” available to the fairer sex for use in their conquests of the lesser sex yield up a list headed by a power which might to the uninitiated appear a sign of weakness – though some reflection soon reveals this could not be further from the truth.
The ranking, with the votes each item received:
1. Tears – 8271
2. Smile – (5243)
3. Sexiness – (2866)
4. Charm – (2798)
5. Breasts – (2702)
6. Motherhood – (1261)
7. Gaze – (600)
8. Other – (461)
9. Empathy – (194)
10. Intelligence – (175)
A devastatingly honest ranking if ever there were one.
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I agree with all these
WHERE IS THE V JAY JAYS?
That said, I kinda feel sad that they rated 'Empathy' so low.
I mean, if you think about it, that's the ONE thing you look for in a girl. That the manliest of beefcake jock man can just mellow down and even connect to another human being emotionally without being called a fag... Yes, I know that kind of thinking is incredibly sad. Yes, reality is pretty sad.
Lack of testicles.
Tears is surely the most effective against me.
"Loli uses tears. It's super effective!"
"It's a OHKO!"
anon@16:31 Lack of testicals is a prerequisite for girls.
"3. Sexiness – (2866)
4. Charm – (2798)
5. Breasts – (2702)"
Guess we can all agree those are the same.
No "acting cute"? That should definitely be up there.
@18:11 "Anonymous fainted"
@20:15
Far from it. You can have a plastic doll like Pamela Anderson with huge breasts but no charm and highly arguable sexiness.
On the other hand, charm is more akin to the word "attractiveness" signifying pleasing visual appearance, while sexiness implies certain visual characteristics that signal healthy child bearing body when used to describe women. The two are not interchangeable.
If you were to make Venn diagrams from it, sexiness would be a small circle partially intersecting the bigger "charm" circle.
I think that falls under "Charm", @Schrobby
Why "pettankoness" is not there?...
@Schrobby
...or maybe "Other"
motherhood is moe? that's... i don't even know.
i'm also disappointed intelligence ranked so low. /sad meganekko
1. Tears – 8271
Why is the "8271" the only vote-count not inside brackets?
"A devastatingly honest ranking if ever there were one."
I lol'ed.
@Anonymous 01:24
Two words: Furukawa Sanae
May I add, what do women call "inteligence"? no surprise its in the far bottom ;)
what do women call intelligence? well being able to spell correctly is a start.
@anon 11:08 - isn't that more like "she's a mom who happens to be hot" than "she's hot because she's a mom"?
im sorry but you must be really idiots to believe women are stupid(I think you have that opinion from stupid girls in mangas and anime...). This ranking only proves that guys prefer stupid women, maybe to feel superior? idk. Then when you find a stupid girlfriend don't start saying "she is soo stupid women are soo stupid ohhhh i got big balls~"
@anon 13:49
Don't feed the trolls, please.
If you emotionally connect instead of physically connect, you are indeed a fag
The best is doing both. :3
an emotional fag *fixed
Yah, I'm a fag too, none of these are appealing to me. I laugh when I see any of these happen.
Shit I can't help it neither, anyone crying makes me laugh. Like a weird reaction.
Not appealing? I'd switch some of the lower positions but can completely agree with that list.
The first two are female weapons of moe destruction.
Emotional connection is okay, but physical connection should be strictly one-sided. A woman should only have sex to please her partner; the pleasure of the man should make her happy enough.
Generally people laugh at things they can't emotionally handle like death, other people being upset, etc.
Most likely you're defective if you're laughing at people crying.
I don't think appeal is the focus here. These are the things girls do that make you take back what you said, decide to stay the night, agree with her, let her do 'x', etc.
Tears definitely is number one unless like Saunter you're defective. Tears are like the destroyer of manly willpower. Hate it. But I don't know any relatively normal guy who doesn't get weird when a girl cries. Just like women get all upset themselves and try to make it right (unless already annoyed) when children cry, men do do the same with women.
01:10
Even though it's obvious, I'll say it - this only applies if the guy finds the girl attractive.If an ugly girl cries, it's just disturbing.
Funnily enough, an ugly girl crying is more disturbing than a 'pretty' and feminine guy crying, really.
@01:41
I would be more disturbed if Mr. Olympus-type broke down in tears.
You think Mr. Olympus -type is feminine? And to me, it's still pretty much as disturbing as with ugly guys and girls. Also the same with older people.
empathy kind of reminds me of this bitch who use to act like a total cunt to me, EVERY ONE around me would agree she was being a cunt, teacher was a woman, she told the teacher she was haveing her period, so now when i fired back at her for being a cunt to me, I GOT BITCHED AT BY THE TEACHER.
empathy...
fucking blow me
maybe you don't know what empathy is?
Maybe ali was talking about the teacher empathizing with the "cunt" on the rag...
I want to believe it. I really, really do.
@mordahl
What do you mean, 'I want to believe it'? It's like saying 'I want to believe he tried to type in English, instead of just randomly hitting keys' - sure, I believe that too, but that's what we call 'obvious'.
ya that mellowing down. its all for show.
Whenever a woman cries, men will flock to her like ants to sugar.Especially if the lady is pretty good looker herself.
Really? And I thought guys hate when girls cry. Damn, all those years, I should have been crying in public instead of secretly at home. :D
Men can do all of these too, with some plastic surgery :3
plastic surgery for the tears, Mc Donalds for the man titts :X
It's "man boobs".
*fixed*
@Rena We DO hate it when girls cry, but we feel the need to protect a crying girl
Which allows the girl to use our desire to protect to manipulate us
> Damn, all those years, I should have been crying in public instead of secretly at home. :D
You'd have had to renounce any kind of female friendship for that, though. I think it basically comes down to calling it unfair.
We call them White Knights here.
white knights in tin foils
Same Here.
Except motherhood, which in this list of vulnerabilities would be the only sign of STRENGTH as well as virtue.
Its not surprising intelligence ranks so low as many of the most heartless and devious heartbreakers amongst women are unfortunately also the smartest.
Nope, motherhood isn't a 'strength' here - it means getting pregnant to coerce someone.
Also, the most 'devious' (lol) women being the smartest is an impossibility. Someone who is good at EQ or problem-solving is able to evade the black holes of life that stupid relationship-handling would inevitably result in.
If by 'smart' you mean 'able to cause more trouble than average women', then sure - that's where heartlessness actually comes in handy.
o loli in tears is defeat for me
Oh man, I can't agree more with tears; can't beat that when a girl does that. >.< It's the Amakakeru-ryu no Hirameki of females.
Ｔｈｉｓ ｌｉｓｔ ｉｓ ｓｏ ｍｅ， ｉ ｃａｎｔ ｈａｎｄｌｅ ｔｅａｒｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｗｅｌｌ ｉｔ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｍａｋｅｓ ｍｅ ｆｅｅｌ ｂａｄ ａｎｄ ｉ ｓｔａｒｔ ｔｏ ａｐｏｌｏｇｉｚｅ．
Ｓｍｉｌｅ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｍａｋｅ ｍｅ ｈａｐｐｙ ｅｖｅｎ ｉｆ ｉ‘ｍ ａｎｇｒｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｈｅｒ ｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ．
Ａｎｄ Ｓｅｘｉｎｅｓｓ．．．．．．ｎｕｆｆｉｎ ｓａｉｄ！
Ｒｅａｄｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｏｓｔ ｉｓ ａ ｐａｉｎ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ａｓｓ．
Ｙｏｕ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｕｓｅ ｈａｌｆ－
ｗｉｄｔｈ ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｔｙｐｉｎｇ
ａ ｐｏｓｔ ｉｎ Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ． Like this. Ｙｏｕｒ
ＩＭＥ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ｔｈｉｓ．
ｌｏｌ ａｎｄ ｗｈｏ ｓａｉｄ ｍｙ ＩＭＥ ｄｏｎｔ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ｉｔ？
Eat my shorts!
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@01:10: I want your problems!!
ah, misaochan!!!(´∀｀*)ﾉｼ
Motherhood she be ranked higher. Cause (in the west anyway) once a woman has your child, it's like she has a devastating secret weapon to ensure your good behavior (called "child support" ).
Oh, YES, Intelligence is ranked LAST, even "others" is ranked higher. This is why materialistic girls and smart asses chicks with glasses tend to stay single and being a virgin. AGREE!!!
I don't know about you, but I have a tendency to find close to everybody stupid, too often even dumber than me. Be it a delusion or not, that's my perception, and so I learned to accept people need not be brainies to be good people.
Too dumb is a no-no, being genuinely smart is unnecessary (besides, I can't figure I could share much romanticism with a smart person, so that would be actually a turn-off.)
Agreed. Still, when they overuse tears and for non-important things it's quite annoying.