Top 10 Weapons of Womanhood

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Japanese asked to rank the most powerful “weapons” available to the fairer sex for use in their conquests of the lesser sex yield up a list headed by a power which might to the uninitiated appear a sign of weakness – though some reflection soon reveals this could not be further from the truth.

The ranking, with the votes each item received:

1. Tears – 8271

2. Smile – (5243)

3. Sexiness – (2866)

4. Charm – (2798)

5. Breasts – (2702)

6. Motherhood – (1261)

7. Gaze – (600)

8. Other – (461)

9. Empathy – (194)

10. Intelligence – (175)

A devastatingly honest ranking if ever there were one.


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    Avatar of ToadnoChikara
    Comment by ToadnoChikara
    16:08 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I bet DFC would protest for renaming of "Breasts" to "Lack of Breasts"

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:20 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Well, AA cup are still breasts. ^_^

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    23:09 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cup?

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:20 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    23:49 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Plates? ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and that must be the cute one breast

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    Comment by Schrobby
    06:09 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly. A pettanko hugging you is holding you closer to her heart. ^_^

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    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    16:06 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    I agree with all these

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    Comment by PewPewPew!
    16:26 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Whenever a woman cries, men will flock to her like ants to sugar.Especially if the lady is pretty good looker herself.

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    Comment by vanilka
    17:34 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Really? And I thought guys hate when girls cry. Damn, all those years, I should have been crying in public instead of secretly at home. :D

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    Comment by Renzo
    17:57 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Men can do all of these too, with some plastic surgery :3

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    23:13 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's "man boobs".

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:13 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    plastic surgery for the tears, Mc Donalds for the man titts :X

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    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    23:56 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    *fixed*

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    Comment by kumesana
    21:44 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    > Damn, all those years, I should have been crying in public instead of secretly at home. :D

    You'd have had to renounce any kind of female friendship for that, though. I think it basically comes down to calling it unfair.

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    Comment by Crim
    15:53 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Rena We DO hate it when girls cry, but we feel the need to protect a crying girl

    Which allows the girl to use our desire to protect to manipulate us

    Comment by Anonymous

    We call them White Knights here.

    Comment by Anonymous

    white knights in tin foils

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    16:22 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.7)

    WHERE IS THE V JAY JAYS?

    That said, I kinda feel sad that they rated 'Empathy' so low.

    I mean, if you think about it, that's the ONE thing you look for in a girl. That the manliest of beefcake jock man can just mellow down and even connect to another human being emotionally without being called a fag... Yes, I know that kind of thinking is incredibly sad. Yes, reality is pretty sad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:31 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Lack of testicles.

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    Comment by nanuchan
    23:51 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Why "pettankoness" is not there?...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:11 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Tears is surely the most effective against me.

    "Loli uses tears. It's super effective!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "It's a OHKO!"

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    23:03 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I think that falls under "Charm", @Schrobby

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    motherhood is moe? that's... i don't even know.

    i'm also disappointed intelligence ranked so low. /sad meganekko

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 06/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @anon 11:08 - isn't that more like "she's a mom who happens to be hot" than "she's hot because she's a mom"?

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    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    23:54 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @Schrobby
    ...or maybe "Other"

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    Comment by Kwonnie
    04:20 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "A devastatingly honest ranking if ever there were one."

    I lol'ed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:27 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Tears – 8271

    Why is the "8271" the only vote-count not inside brackets?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:14 15/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @anon 13:49
    Don't feed the trolls, please.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 06/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what do women call intelligence? well being able to spell correctly is a start.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 06/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    im sorry but you must be really idiots to believe women are stupid(I think you have that opinion from stupid girls in mangas and anime...). This ranking only proves that guys prefer stupid women, maybe to feel superior? idk. Then when you find a stupid girlfriend don't start saying "she is soo stupid women are soo stupid ohhhh i got big balls~"

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    May I add, what do women call "inteligence"? no surprise its in the far bottom ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anonymous 01:24

    Two words: Furukawa Sanae

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:43 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @20:15
    Far from it. You can have a plastic doll like Pamela Anderson with huge breasts but no charm and highly arguable sexiness.

    On the other hand, charm is more akin to the word "attractiveness" signifying pleasing visual appearance, while sexiness implies certain visual characteristics that signal healthy child bearing body when used to describe women. The two are not interchangeable.
    If you were to make Venn diagrams from it, sexiness would be a small circle partially intersecting the bigger "charm" circle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:34 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @18:11 "Anonymous fainted"

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:31 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No "acting cute"? That should definitely be up there.

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    Comment by Schrobby

    anon@16:31 Lack of testicals is a prerequisite for girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:15 04/11/2010 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    "3. Sexiness – (2866)
    4. Charm – (2798)
    5. Breasts – (2702)"

    Guess we can all agree those are the same.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:54 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ya that mellowing down. its all for show.

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    Comment by alidan
    18:41 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    empathy kind of reminds me of this bitch who use to act like a total cunt to me, EVERY ONE around me would agree she was being a cunt, teacher was a woman, she told the teacher she was haveing her period, so now when i fired back at her for being a cunt to me, I GOT BITCHED AT BY THE TEACHER.

    empathy...
    fucking blow me

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:24 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe you don't know what empathy is?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @mordahl

    What do you mean, 'I want to believe it'? It's like saying 'I want to believe he tried to type in English, instead of just randomly hitting keys' - sure, I believe that too, but that's what we call 'obvious'.

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    Comment by mordahl
    16:28 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe ali was talking about the teacher empathizing with the "cunt" on the rag...

    I want to believe it. I really, really do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:32 04/11/2010 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    If you emotionally connect instead of physically connect, you are indeed a fag

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    Comment by vanilka
    17:43 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The best is doing both. :3

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    Comment by Saunter
    19:46 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Yah, I'm a fag too, none of these are appealing to me. I laugh when I see any of these happen.
    Shit I can't help it neither, anyone crying makes me laugh. Like a weird reaction.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:17 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Not appealing? I'd switch some of the lower positions but can completely agree with that list.

    The first two are female weapons of moe destruction.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Generally people laugh at things they can't emotionally handle like death, other people being upset, etc.

    Most likely you're defective if you're laughing at people crying.

    I don't think appeal is the focus here. These are the things girls do that make you take back what you said, decide to stay the night, agree with her, let her do 'x', etc.

    Tears definitely is number one unless like Saunter you're defective. Tears are like the destroyer of manly willpower. Hate it. But I don't know any relatively normal guy who doesn't get weird when a girl cries. Just like women get all upset themselves and try to make it right (unless already annoyed) when children cry, men do do the same with women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    an emotional fag *fixed

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:41 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    01:10

    Even though it's obvious, I'll say it - this only applies if the guy finds the girl attractive.If an ugly girl cries, it's just disturbing.

    Funnily enough, an ugly girl crying is more disturbing than a 'pretty' and feminine guy crying, really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:40 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @01:41
    I would be more disturbed if Mr. Olympus-type broke down in tears.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:39 08/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You think Mr. Olympus -type is feminine? And to me, it's still pretty much as disturbing as with ugly guys and girls. Also the same with older people.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Emotional connection is okay, but physical connection should be strictly one-sided. A woman should only have sex to please her partner; the pleasure of the man should make her happy enough.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:20 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed. Still, when they overuse tears and for non-important things it's quite annoying.

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    Comment by EXkurogane
    14:57 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, YES, Intelligence is ranked LAST, even "others" is ranked higher. This is why materialistic girls and smart asses chicks with glasses tend to stay single and being a virgin. AGREE!!!

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    Comment by kumesana
    22:03 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know about you, but I have a tendency to find close to everybody stupid, too often even dumber than me. Be it a delusion or not, that's my perception, and so I learned to accept people need not be brainies to be good people.
    Too dumb is a no-no, being genuinely smart is unnecessary (besides, I can't figure I could share much romanticism with a smart person, so that would be actually a turn-off.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:49 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Same Here.

    Except motherhood, which in this list of vulnerabilities would be the only sign of STRENGTH as well as virtue.

    Its not surprising intelligence ranks so low as many of the most heartless and devious heartbreakers amongst women are unfortunately also the smartest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nope, motherhood isn't a 'strength' here - it means getting pregnant to coerce someone.

    Also, the most 'devious' (lol) women being the smartest is an impossibility. Someone who is good at EQ or problem-solving is able to evade the black holes of life that stupid relationship-handling would inevitably result in.

    If by 'smart' you mean 'able to cause more trouble than average women', then sure - that's where heartlessness actually comes in handy.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    00:33 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Motherhood she be ranked higher. Cause (in the west anyway) once a woman has your child, it's like she has a devastating secret weapon to ensure your good behavior (called "child support" ).

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    23:48 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This list is so me, i cant handle tears very well it always makes me feel bad and i start to apologize.
    Smile always make me happy even if i‘m angry with her or something.
    And Sexiness......nuffin said!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reading your post is a pain in the ass. 

    You should use half-
    width characters while typing 
    a post in English. Like this. Your
    IME should support this.

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    Comment by komugi nakahara
    11:31 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

    @01:10: I want your problems!!

    ah, misaochan!!!(´∀`*)ノシ

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    03:52 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    lol and who said my IME dont support it?
    Eat my shorts!

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    Comment by Marik
    21:37 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    o loli in tears is defeat for me

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:30 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh man, I can't agree more with tears; can't beat that when a girl does that. >.< It's the Amakakeru-ryu no Hirameki of females.







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