Oniko Conquers Taiwan

hinomoto-oniko-taiwan-1

Hinomoto Oniko, the moe personification of the “Japanese devil” racist epithet so popular in China of late, has been picked up by a Taiwanese newspaper.

The article, noting the bewilderment of Chinese when their mob violence is countered with the power of moe and showing a very high level of familiarity with 2ch:

hinomoto-oniko-taiwan-2

More of the lovely Oniko in her gallery.

hinomoto-oniko-taiwan-3


    Post Comment »
    209 Comments
    Sort by: Date | Score
    Avatar of Noodles
    Comment by Noodles
    22:31 03/11/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    I love how that confused the Chinese. Looks like the plan has worked.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    CHINA LULZZ...

    Avatar of BrownBear
    Comment by BrownBear
    02:20 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    one newspaper report = conquer taiwan???
    more than 80% of taiwanese still haven't heard about what this is. More than 70% will never know at all cos, only manga and anime readers will know anything.

    Avatar of Yuuyu
    Comment by Yuuyu
    16:26 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What? I don't even... All hail Hinomoto Oniko!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:06 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's true, taiwan was conquered by japan years ago.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:39 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do not mix Taiwan and China.

    They are different.

    Taiwan was under Japan's ruling before. The relationship between Taiwan-Japanese is many times much better than Taiwan-China.

    Taiwan even make a movie "Cape No. 7" to demostrate how good their relationship was with Japanese.

    The movie rotate around 7 letters between a male Japanese Teacher and a female Taiwanese student.

    More info from Wiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_No._7

    English Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BR-mKrkYNs

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    00:41 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Hentai says yes.

    Avatar of kamiru
    Comment by kamiru
    00:33 04/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    does that mean if i raep a girl long enough, she'll like it eventually ???

    Avatar of Gitami
    Comment by Gitami
    06:47 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Taiwan wasn't as militarily used during WWII, sure there were Japanese occupiers but the heavy handedness of the military was spared. Then came Chang Kaishek and the 3 million+ main landers and their rule.

    Those who lived under Japan then Chang were able to pass tales on to their children which left a better impression of Japan when they could contrast it with Chang's government.

    As I was told by my grandparents many preferred to remain under Japanese rule but the Americans wanted an alternative to Mao somewhere.

    Avatar of Yuuki
    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    23:53 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    wtf to comment above
    someone mind explaining?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:52 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @ Gitami
    Well Quote:
    many preferred to remain under Japanese rule

    Avatar of King Tiger
    Comment by King Tiger
    23:44 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    sounds like an eroge ^.^

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:46 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Not the same thing, but in some cases if they think it's legitimate or there's no way to avoid it, there's some chances they get used to it, ex : harem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There are tons of chinese japanese movies, like that one with Jackie Chan, Shinjuku Inccident.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You do notice that the Chinese movies that show Japanese characters are prone to portraying them as bumbling fools, mooks or antagonists right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everything some how goes to hentai or raep.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:20 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The anti-japanese feeling mostly come from the uneducated which is sadly the majority. If they are educated enough, they should know that baggage of the past should be put aside. It is seriously pointless. So what if Japan had done so much atrocities during WWII? It is over and now we need them to get more $$$ to build the country.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    reason: "Taiwan was under Japan's ruling before."
    result: "The relationship between Taiwan-Japanese is many times much better than Taiwan-China."

    easy, simple. when you adopt it, naturely or forced, you'll get used to it anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:53 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ unsung hero
    Hahax.. It's not eroge ^^

    Try the eng trailer

    In the movie, everytime when they read out the words from letter, tears well up my eyes.. T_T

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @kamiru
    yes, exactly. so when you raep that girl. make sure to expose her to all the kinky shit that you've seen or research. then she can't live without you. if hentai and JAV says it's possible. then it's true.

    /sarcasm.

    Comment by Anonymous

    What a puss.

    Comment by Anonymous

    There is chinese too why japan is rascit

    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    23:08 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Sticks and stones..." is rendered useless against moefication.

    Avatar of PewPewPew!
    Comment by PewPewPew!
    01:32 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Yeah, one of the best reversals in a psychological/racial assault. They called them demons,they returned the favor by giving the demons angelic faces...

    Comment by Anonymous

    how you can can confuse chinese? we can confuse american easylise

    Avatar of Renzo
    Comment by Renzo
    06:22 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    [QOUTE]how you can can confuse chinese ? we can confuse american easylise [END OF QUOTE]
    @Anon 02:33 Congratz !! You've successfully dumbfounded all of us with your "chislinese" style :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:51 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm guessing part of the reason is because linguistically the chinese equivalent of "ko" in "Oniko" is a masculine or gender neutral phoneme pronounced "zi", while in japanese "ko" is a common suffix syllable for female names.
    therfore when you have Oniko transliterated into chinese you get "guizi"(which of course means demon), a phrase that doesn't sound moe
    and it sounds like a man's name... therefore the confusion

    another reason might be that the chinese think japanese ppl are enjoying the verbal/physical racist abuse to the extent of making a character out of it, and are responding the way normals respond to maso ppl

    inreality more like just a joke or watever

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    clash of different culture = LMAO!

    Avatar of Rakshasa
    Comment by Rakshasa
    11:03 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And thereby she got twice as attractive. ^_^

    Avatar of Shigure
    Comment by Shigure
    08:12 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    so...Oniko is a trap?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:33 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you already confuse me "easylise" with your spelling.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Note: Plan means keikaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:20 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Conquers" is the wrong word to use here. Taiwan generally likes Japan, you know. I know a lot/most of them actually support Japan's side in the whole issue lol.
    Source: I'm from Taiwan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    keikaku douri.

    Comment by Anonymous

    keikaku means plan

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:46 03/11/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Quick rough translate:

    It says Japanese organise competition drawing Oniko.
    Oniko counter attack, China's Chinese unable to counter.

    MOE RULEZ!

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    23:31 03/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Heheh. So what does Taiwan say about Oniko? I guess they're amused.

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    23:52 03/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    lulz
    I wonder how long we have to wait for pics showing some cute Senkaku-tan lolis and evil chinese fishermen trying to raep them.

    Avatar of Azure Xuchilbara
    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    00:27 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Now all we need are some Hentai straight-shota doujins of the lovely Miss Oniko having her way with some Chinese shota (traps) dressed in effeminate clothing...

    *sighs dreamily at the scenario*

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    00:40 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    anon@00:20 No, just the chinese government and their henchmen.

    Avatar of Risui
    Comment by Risui
    01:57 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @Schrobby Shall we moefy their government and the henchmen? end what japan started, sorta.
    It's a challenge XD

    Avatar of TenguSan
    Comment by TenguSan
    04:48 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The Japan may no longer have it's sword.. but it still has one hell of a pen. ^^

    Avatar of Yuuki
    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    23:41 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    it kinda says oniko "returns attack" china,sorry,not good in translating

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well I can't say I didn't see confused Chinese coming

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you really hate chinese dont you?

    Avatar of King Tiger
    Comment by King Tiger
    23:42 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *looks at first pic* Mmmmmm Oniko

    *fapfapfap* ^.^

    Avatar of Risui
    Comment by Risui
    02:05 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Schrobby Shall we moefy their government and the henchmen too? end what Japan started, sorta
    It's a challenge XD

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    02:49 04/11/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Japan: Where culture shock can be either surprising or... adorably fatal.

    Avatar of KiriCat
    Comment by KiriCat
    12:56 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Taiwan is the same Chinese. It belongs to China, rofls

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:08 06/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't know whether to say thank you or fuck you.

    Avatar of Yuuki
    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    16:11 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Taiwan doesn't "belong" to China







    Post Comment »

Popular

Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments