China is being accused of rigging the Miss World 2010 competition to ensure a loss for Norway, the nation which it holds responsible for awarding one of its political prisoners a Nobel Peace Prize.

Additionally, the Chinese audience refused to acknowledge Miss Japan, and a Miss Taiwan was out of the question.

Picture by Harry Page

Miss Norway (Mariann Birkedal, above) was the favourite for winning the beauty pageant this year – but mysteriously she did not even make it into the top 5 and the dubious honour instead went to Miss USA (Alexandria Mills, below), a decision observers have widely ascribed to pressure from the competition’s Chinese hosts.

Miss World 2010 contestants, Crowne Plaza Hotel, Sanya, Yalong Bay, Hainan Island, China - 15 Oct 2010


China is of course still seething over the decision of the Norway administered Nobel committee to award a Nobel Peace Prize to a Chinese democracy advocate China has locked up for the crime of criticising the reigning communist dictatorship.

Just what material action it can take against distant and oil-bloated Norway is not clear, but it is already noted for instigating all the petty snubs and shady meddling it can against foreigners who dare to defy party policy.


Miss Japan also fell victim to classy displays of nationalist bile, as the largely Chinese audience refused to cheer or acknowledge her, perhaps fearing that do so would somehow constitute support of Japanese sovereignty over the Senkaku Islands.

At least she escaped arrest as a spy or worse


As if all this were not enough, China refused to allow a Taiwanese entry to the contest because of its long-standing insistence that Taiwan submit to Chinese domination rather than pursue its unreasonable desire for democratic self-determination.

Whilst anyone could be forgiven for not caring which of the all but identical emaciated strumpets on display was crowned Miss World this time, that China feels the need to hijack even this petty media circus in pursuit of its crude propaganda efforts is yet another sad reminder of just why so many are mistrustful of China’s growing international presence.

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    Comment by KHANblog
    06:50 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    China always like to be douchebags when things don't go their way.

    Another reason why I say "Imperial China will rise again".

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:24 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Holy shiet you anti-Americans forgive me but that US blond is fantastic!! Way better than the Norway one >_>

    Ahem. China fails even when selecting their beauty representative... I've seen better Chinese girls...

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    Comment by caiooa
    08:17 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "China always like to be douchebags when things don't go their way."
    hum...they almost resemble USA in this point, no?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:54 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fucking China

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:51 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China don't grow up. It tries to expand like cancer.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Miss Japan was ugly to begin with.


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    Comment by toyNN
    06:56 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmmm...Norway isn't all that..maybe she just lost. Anyway USA has larger breasts..so of course she made it into top 5.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:14 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Americans are beautiful in every way

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:54 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    also miss japan is not very good this year :-(

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:57 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Friendly German anon here, I can vouch for this to be utter and complete bullshit.
    We get beaten and bruised with books purely about the holocaust and WWII.
    Most classes and schools even visit former concentration camps.

    If there's one thing Germans get educated on, it's the holocaust and the third Reich.
    You thought America was anal about being PC?
    Try living here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:07 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interesting accusation, but there is one major anomaly.

    China has beef with the US recently over arms trade, freedom of navigation, and currency manipulation.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    08:31 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    anon @ 13:16
    i think the last place a scandal like this would be heard is in the country it takes place in. for instance, in germany, the vast majority of people who live there don't believe the holocost took place. they believe it is a lie. at least that is what the text books say.

    schrobby, your from germany right? can you confirm this?

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    13:59 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why do people actually bother arguing which nation has good females or not? They call can if you pick the cream of the crop. American women who works out can be right up there with anyone as is any other national's.

    What's crazy here is the insane Chinese butt-hurt-politics. Leave the fair maidens alone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:55 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its silly how 'China' is mad at 'Norway'. It's just a few guys who decides upon the Nobel prize, it's not as if the entire country has anything to do with it. Some countries seem as if their entire population is one unit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:30 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    another China bashing twisted news

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:56 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Get off my lawn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:29 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The Laaaand of the Freeeeeee.....eeseburger."
    *Goes to MacDonalds*

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    Comment by TehBoringOne
    07:33 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The grass on the other lawn is always greener.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:35 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ms. norways cut she has a much better body than ms. usa.

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    Comment by Hellmen
    19:03 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Come to Norway, it's better than China!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    10:01 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Considering all their retarded antics I wouldn't put it beyond them.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well, as a Chinese, I'm sure the Chinese gov didn't involved in this. Maybe it's some kind of unofficial event started from the internet, but it's strange that I haven't heard about that sort of call.

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    Comment by TNinja
    09:40 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Hm, I'm unsure this time. True, China can be serious douchebags 9 out of 10 times. But are we really sure China would bother with something as minor as this?

    Comment by Anonymous

    Photoshop Miss USA's face onto Miss Norway and the world will fap to the new Miss World.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Americans are fat... I'm from Norway and nah, the women here aren't that great either, but thats why we like 2d lolis anyways, right?

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    16:43 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    I miss the old China...

    Where waring factions would rise against a grossly obese tyrant and his insanely powerful adopted son/bodyguard...

    Or some religious nut who's obsessed with yellow turbans...

    I long for that China to rise again...

    Preferably with all the top figures turned into lolis...

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    Comment by Crim

    Can we hurry up and have world war 3 already

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    Comment by Ghost Dog

    Can we just start the war already?

    Walmart can get their slave labor from some other countries.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    tits , that the only thing that americans care about ? So in few hundred years american women will become tits on legs ?

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    18:55 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They already have difficulties of locating them under their blobs of fat.

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    Comment by Member548
    13:57 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG no!!!!!! Has to have a vagina as well.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    08:33 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    member548, is that a 1970 chevelle? freakin sweet car!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm sorry but being able to see her ribs just below the boobs = "Gack!" I think I threw up in my mouth a little.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:18 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously. She needs to eat.

    Norway looks hotter imo

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    Comment by vanilka
    18:01 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, I found her bit skinny, too. Are her boobs even real? Because if you lose weight, you lose boobs, too...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:52 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They both need to eat, see picture three. You can see her ribs because she has her arms raised, the other girl is just as underweight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:31 04/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I very rarely find any of the Miss World contestants that attractive, but Alexandria Mills is prettier imo. That aside China is one of the most arrogant petty and corrupt countries in the world. Everything they seem to do is some kind of provocation, like they want to start a war of supremacy.

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    Comment by Seil
    08:09 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is crap, favourites doesn't mean always getting into the finals. and definitely USA candidate lookin hell better and younger. XD

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    Comment by Schrobby
    09:55 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wouldn't be surprised if China sent spies to forge dog turd by crapping all over the place just to inconvenience critics of that lame excuse of a nation.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    08:53 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China...they've become the douchebags of the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    speaking of douchebags, we've all seen their university dorms....

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    Comment by King Tiger
    07:01 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    indeed they are they really need to settle down some and seriously too all this "china whining about shit" is really getting annoying the chinese government needs to relax other wise the rest of the world will just start alienating them from fear of them throwing a tantrum

    seriously china it's time to stop behaving like a brat and start acting your age hell you have more history than some continents wtf!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:10 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    when is any competition ever fair? theres always some shit going on, whether we know it or not. could be as little as a negative comment made from one person to another to mentally sabotage their competition. n this is china, they can do what they want..

    from what i can see. that japanese girl is ugly, who cares if she lost. taiwanese is about something that goes far back, i can only sympathize with norway

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    Comment by Schrobby
    10:04 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China should be banned from each and any international competition. No matter how small and insignificant.

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    Comment by FlareStormX
    06:56 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why am i somehow not surprised?

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    Comment by Schrobby
    09:58 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That scum can't fall much deeper anymore. Soon chinese operatives will swarm Norway to steal candy from little kids.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Who bought the shitty USA out of Debt?

    Oh yeah China, hail to the Emperor bitches.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:42 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Karma for Norway

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    15:39 03/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China surely uses a lot of dirty tactics

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