Aya Hirano: “I Hate Thick Condoms!”

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Aya Hirano’s remaining “life-liners” are currently flat-lining with the troubled seiyuu’s latest TV interview – she reveals she prefers thin condoms and claims she was banned from a bar for misusing her seiyuu talents in a lascivious manner.

The main bombshell is this remark:

“I wish they’d stop [using] 0.2mm thick condoms.”

She also mentions that she was banned from a bar for unbecoming conduct:

“I was banned from a bar for saying lewd things in an anime voice…”

The show (shown below) was the latest in a long series of variety programme appearances:

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Hirano’s latest travails do not end there – in a series of Tweets (she has resumed her Twittering, quickly falling victim to a series of trolls and detractors) she explained she felt uncomfortable socialising with other seiyuu and that she preferred dining alone.

As well as saying again she has only a small circle of friends, she also revealed that her shy temperament had earnt her the nicknames “Sadako” and “Ayanami” at middle school, quite the contrast to the extroverted image associated with her characters and seiyuu image.

Fortunately, her other remarks tend to indicate whilst she might often be stuck dining alone, she rarely has to sleep alone.

Not all of her “life-liner” fans are dead just yet – one of the last shares his latest purchases (multiple copies of her new gravure album, made after the interview above), saying “she’s certainly an expensive woman!” and prompting some rather unkind responses in return:

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    Avatar of Nekki
    Comment by Nekki
    06:40 21/10/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    She was banned because of "saying lewd things in an anime voice…"?

    That bar needs to shut down or tell me where is it, I'll go shut it down myself.

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    Comment by dMITIC
    06:52 21/10/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    with your fists

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    Comment by toyNN
    09:05 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Aya what are you doing? Did she get a hold of the "how to keep yourself in the media" playbook from Lindsay/Paris/Kardashians? What a *facepalm*

    Though I might pay to hear a lewd Haruhi..

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:19 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, thank you, now I'm picturing Haruhi complaining about thick condoms.

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    Comment by YakomoFujikawa
    09:21 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol...Thinking of Haruhi complaining about thick condoms just made me lol

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    Comment by Setsuna Toshirou
    10:09 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @yakomoae86 Me to XDDDDD!

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    Comment by Crim
    10:43 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thinking of Haruhi complaining about thick condoms made me horny

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:57 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Konata complaining about thick condoms might be a bit more epic.

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    Comment by Kwonnie
    11:21 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm starting to sense Aya's TRYING to be extreme now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    she hate thick condoms? well so do I! I guess we should celebrate our hate for condoms together ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    As long as she DOSEN'T do a Lewd Dende-The-Namek, BRING IT ON!!

    And fans out there, DON'T do Dende DBZ Doujinshis please; Namekians DONT have either the male parts OR the excretory system to qualify for Yaoi ones either.

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    Comment by Myballz
    13:05 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    She needs to tell her sex partners not to us Condoms unless she wants hardcore unprotected sex good luck honey I hope you have a baby.

    Comment by Anonymous

    So, besides bein annoying she is also a slut... way to go Aya!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:18 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ummm. thick vs thin condoms? i've never heard a girl complain about this shit before. i think its just for publicity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:55 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, there was that Mr. Children song where it was the woman complaining about the condom being too thick, and that was at 0.05 mm.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:14 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 12:07

    Yes, let's keep doujinshi based on an anime featuring hyper muscular aliens flying about the place and shooting beams at each other realistic please!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:33 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The best cure for thick condoms is no condoms :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:18 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    or anal

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 24/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    she must have started with in space coz her downward spiral has been going on for a while now without a sign of stopping

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, with a brutal roar, which accidentally tears down any building in a 100m \/ area behind the bar as well!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    23:37 21/10/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Did she tell the owner with Konata voice that he has a small dick? ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I rofl'd

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    Comment by Sithreis
    09:03 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shut it down with your BEAR HANDS

    http://gruntlings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bearhands.jpg

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:56 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    calm down tough guy
    we don't want trouble here

    Avatar of Marik
    Comment by Marik
    07:33 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I saw what u did there

    Avatar of YakomoFujikawa
    Comment by YakomoFujikawa
    09:21 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I did too...

    Avatar of Philo
    Comment by Philo
    20:46 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG so did I!
    Thick condoms? I never noticed them

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    23:39 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dislike condoms, especially thick ones. You might be able to go on a bit longer, but who cares if it doesn't feel like it should.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah,and it's harder to masturbate with a condom...

    ...wait,what?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty confident in my solo skills.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's a very good point... what the tumbling fuck is wrong with that bar...? Then again, it does bring up the question of what exactly she said.

    Or are bars in Japan only allowing lewdness for men with ties around their heads?

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    08:30 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If she hates thick condoms i can give up about the idea of fuckin Suzumiya seyuu....

    ...........

    RAPE TIME!!!

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    Comment by Misakite
    08:59 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have thinner condoms than 0.2mm.

    They're 0.0mm thick. I call them barebacks.

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    23:40 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I tend to use those, but they leak all the time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well you can always not use a condom.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    0.2 mm is crazy thick for a condom. Most condoms are less than half that thickness.

    Avatar of Boozedimpulsegundam
    Comment by Boozedimpulsegundam
    11:15 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh no! Bow down before the scary nerd. Seriously, You Are Never Getting Laid.

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    Comment by Hakurei
    14:49 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why shut down the bar?
    No one wants to hear Konata making orgasm noises. Don't you realize how annoying that would be?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:48 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...I'll be in my bunk.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe if you are dead.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    22:01 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why the hell did no one have a recording device when she said these "lewd things" in an anime voice?? Or at least tell us which voice she used (I prefer Konata, but I'll gladly take Haruhi too)

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    Comment by Heigen
    22:36 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Drinking with Aya must be hell of a fun, dat drunken Konata voice. :3

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    Comment by Ushiromiya Reiji
    06:44 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a fucking stupid reason to ban someone from a bar.

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    Comment by kamiru
    07:47 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's just an excuse, they just hate aya that's all

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    Comment by alidan
    10:23 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    well imagine this.

    otaku are virgins, or at least seam to be (in japan at least)

    otaku goes to a bar after realizing that, shit, he is pathetic. and goes to a bar that, lets just say, many otaku go to when they realize this.

    she is sitting there, in the konota or haruhi voice, saying she wants to fuck a guy at least 20 years older than her... than yea, i can see banning her just to make damn sure the drunk otaku dont rage there.

    or lets go this way, most of japan, and if you read anything about it, despise otaku. granted many of them see the voice actors, or mangaka as respectable members of society, but there are some who would still look at them as worse than pedos or killers.

    now everyone knows the kind of voices she makes. even someone not into anime, at least in japan, would know that its an anime voice. and the owner wants non of that in his bar, so ban 1 woman or potentiality lose business because some clients cant stand anime.

    or perhaps the anime voice is just the way she puts it. maybe she keep hitting on regular patrons of that bar, who the owner knew had families, and he decide that her as a customer isn't worth potentially losing friends, or harming there familys. now this is assuming this is a smaller bar, and not a club bar, a club bar wouldn't give a fuck regardless.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:15 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it is very natural to ban a person with those reasons. Besides I think the bar owner doesn't even know that she is a voice actor so it must have been damn annoying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:02 22/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe she was just dead drunk, and during that moment of broken up self-control, she let loose her primal desires.

    PROTIP: If you have skeletons in your closet, drinking more than 2 shots of cocktail will cause everyone you thought cared about you isolate you away like a plague.

    Comment by Envoy Loves You
    15:53 24/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think otaku frequent bars in their spare time. Maybe the local anime shop and home and that's it.

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    Comment by Heigen
    22:40 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    BIG NEWS: Girls can be thrown away from bar too!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    23:44 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If I had a bar I'd give Aya free drinks to lure in more customers with her anime voice shenanigans.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    23:52 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds entertaining..if anything it should have been a main promotion of the bar.









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