Microsoft: “No Reviews of Kinect!”

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Microsoft is attempting to stop reviews of Kinect from surfacing before the controller is released – which many are taking as a sign Microsoft is trying to cover up a sub-standard product.

The gaming press complains about not being sent review copies:

Kinect is Microsoft’s biggest push for the Xbox gaming division to date. The Xbox division could sink or swim depending on the success of the device. However, in an unusual move the company has been hesitant to send out the device for review.

Many journalists in the gaming industry have complained about Microsoft’s hesitation to send the Kinect and any of its software offerings for review. This is actually something that has been actively talked about on game press forums.

In addition the publisher has also placed an embargo on posting any sort of review for the device prior to launch. Microsoft’s internal anti piracy investigation group has also issued a take-down notice to Destructoid, who incidentally made fun of the Kinect’s new commercials.

The fact that Microsoft is being so sensitive about any sort of criticism towards the device is a major concern. Just like how film studios won’t hold a pre-screening for movies that is expected to tank, the video game industry operates exactly the same way.

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Typically its a very bad sign when publishers do this as it means that there is something wrong and the company wants to rely on ignorance and marketing rather than letting the public find out early. I am not saying this is the case for the Kinect, but it is very concerning nevertheless.

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Square Enix was recently caught trying the same thing with Final Fantasy XIV, and seeing how that turned out it is easy to see why some identify this as a worrying sign.


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    Avatar of DFC
    Comment by DFC
    01:20 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I cant wait for the xbox division to sink so that developer's resources can return back to the glorious master race.

    Besides, one Wii more than enough for casuals to handle.

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    01:27 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know what that means...KINECT SUCKS EVEN BEFORE RELEASE!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    01:34 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe it works only in theory, the FPS demo game really sucked. M$ must have a reason for a complete news block. I guess internal tests to actually control real games with it bombed spectacularly.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:47 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Duh, M$ wants to pay for "good" reviews.

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    Comment by Fedora
    01:54 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quagmire Logic. So M$ is now the fat chick.

    Avatar of ToadnoChikara
    Comment by ToadnoChikara
    02:40 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    M$ seems to have a track record for being idiots with their systems, so somehow i'm not suprised. 360 overheating/disc destroying, anyone? I work in a video store, and i see more 360 discs get destroyed compared to our DVDs (relative to how many are rented out). Hardware is srsbsns, but not in M$ HQ

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    05:59 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guess what happens when the inventors of bluescreen switches from software to hardware manufacturing??!

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    Comment by Crim
    06:02 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guys have patience, it takes a while to paint the area around the light red

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:02 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    look at me, im typing M$ so that i can be cool too. Aren't I just awesome for typing an $ instead of an S? it makes me feel like im really sticking it to Microsoft when i do this.

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    Comment by Ghost Dog
    07:15 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sony didn't seem to have any fear of getting their product out for review, even if their starting lineup of software isn't the best.

    This, plus rumors of a HUGE marketing campaign means that Microsoft will try to sell as many as possible before people realize that Kinect isn't as good as it's cracked up to be.

    Sony's had some good marketing lately, so maybe they'll be able to fight back. Sony cranking up their marketing at the right time could seriously mess up Microsoft's plans.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:34 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I say they review it anywayXD
    Thats how we took down FFXIV.I'm a PS3 fan myself lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:47 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dunno why they do not want this to be reviewed I mean look at the wii it was received poorly by the gaming population but it is doing very well.

    Microsoft is making itself look like an ass since the wii's main success comes from the masses of people who don't even go on sites like destructoid. I mean look at the more serious games out for the wii. Metroid other M was a serious game for the wii yet it did not manage to outsell just dance...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:56 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dont understimate M$.
    U must aknowleddge that, anyone that posted negative reviev is already dead....

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    Comment by Marik
    03:04 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You got that right!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Kinect sucks even before release."

    I'm sure everyone here figured that out back when it was called Project Natal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:33 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean "Project Fatal"

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    06:18 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn...it's so bad you can't even let anyone review it Microsoft? Sounds like the wasted a lot of time and money on the "revolutionary" Kinect....meanwhile...playstation move and Wii motes are doing quite well..

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    07:25 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've seen all the future game line-up for it in Gamefaqs this year and the next...

    Family games and Party games...

    Bloody hell...

    WHERE IS MY INTERACTIVE ANIME SNUFF GAME!?!

    So much potential and you all WASTE it on party and family games..?

    This...This is madness...

    (THIS..! IS..! MICROSOFT..!)

    *Azure jumps into the bottomless pit on his own*

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    cya i hope you reached hell

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    Comment by Visa
    14:48 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with you!! I saw this one video on youtube they were a the Kinect and it totally sucked!! The guy that was playing it was like WTH!?! lol

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    Comment by DoJax
    01:28 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder if they are trying to hide some error they recently dicovered like the move not working well in bright lit places....

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    Comment by g0dslay3r
    06:22 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    move comes with its own rrod

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:36 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it takes an open floorspace of 6 feet by 9 feet to function correctly. After that the place needs to be about 3 feet away from the sensor.
    not sure about anyone else's apartment/home but I'm not looking forward to having to move a sofa, bed, and entertainment center just to play a shitty game.
    I'm lucky enough to have that space in a room to begin with.

    I cant wait for this to tank in japan because most urban apartments aren't big enough empty to handle that space requirement.

    Then again titles like Idol Master may artificially inflate the sales. Until there is nothing but men in the game.

    Guess this is the front runner for the augmented reality plates that mark where an image is supposed to be.
    Now lonely otaku can grasp at the air and have it react.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:53 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What is this "master race" you speak of?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:58 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    newtype,or some cousin of master chief.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone doesn't watch Zero Punctuation :)
    It's PC gamers

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    Comment by Michael
    04:15 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    LONG LIVE THE PC GAMING MASTER RACE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you saying that console gamers can't have fun too? >:(

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    Comment by DFC
    19:48 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are the cancer that is killing gaming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:09 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah because the PC MASTER RACE werent the faggots ruining everything with MMO grind and endless FPS first. Good job assholes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:19 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah eh! like you can't even play rts games on your precious pc (you need a proper CONSOLE)

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    Comment by Castian
    10:53 13/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    trying to sold lots, before those start melting too?

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    Comment by Schrobby
    01:22 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't review our shit, we still want to sell it. ^_^

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    Comment by Megidola
    01:31 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think it would make much of a difference as Microsoft are mainly trying to market Kinect to the kind of people who wouldn't read or listen to reviews.
    Issuing a take-down notice to Destructoid because they made fun of their commercials is just pathetic though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:27 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the only person i know that doesn't listen to reviews is me, and i hate microsoft, so it doesn't really sound like a good idea to me X)

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    Comment by Fedora
    01:37 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because this strategy worked out so well for FF14. >_>

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:36 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    True that. M$ is after all a copy-based company.

    Copy a very successful game control device,
    But failed at it,
    So ended up copying a failure game's successful strategy of selling a broken product instead.

    Avatar of Azure Xuchilbara
    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    18:18 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now all they have to do is copy SEGA and destroy their own gaming franchise...

    *looks at the Sonic games made after Sonic 3*

    Maybe something called "Halo Adventure" or "Master Chief and the Black Knight"...

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    Comment by Niegol
    01:24 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I will not buy Kinect because I do not want it.

    Avatar of DFC
    Comment by DFC
    01:27 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then you are missing on the opportunity to get Kinected with your friends!

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:52 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And miss out on nude control movements and making a fool of yourself with family and friends?

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    Comment by obro
    02:14 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can play PEW PEW PEW with my friends even without kinect!

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    Comment by ToadnoChikara
    02:41 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    DFC should be jealous, kinect doesn't work with flat chests :V

    EDIT - or at least, not in the usual sense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:27 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am still waiting for Kinnect with Hinako.

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    18:20 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll only buy Kinect if they would make an anime-based snuff game...

    Or maybe something like "Mad World" and "No More Heroes" if they can't accept cute anime girls (and guys) getting killed while bound and chained...

    Man, I want a sequel of the above games to come out soon~

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    Comment by Dia
    01:27 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't rate this comment!

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    Comment by Chen-04
    02:04 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a.k.a. "please vote me down"?

    Oh, I get it. It's irony, because Microsoft is doing the same. Very clever. *downvotes Dia*

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:56 21/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    reverse psychology at it's finest!

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    Comment by EXkurogane
    01:27 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats because Microsoft knows they'll only get top notch reviews after they tweaked the kinect well enough for eroge games to run smoothly.

    *Control games with your penis*

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    Comment by Kevin
    01:31 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    is that mean a joint project with Illusion?

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    Comment by Schrobby
    01:35 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why should Illusion share the dick controller profits with M$?

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    Comment by EXkurogane
    01:44 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So that everyone gets to play the game - Xbox and PS are quite popular. If there are adult games made for Xbox sure many ppl can play, but we might hear lawsuits from microsoft. =.=

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    Comment by Schrobby
    02:01 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I doubt M$ would sue since it would lead to more Xbox sales. The main market will probably be the PC, though. Most eroge run on PCs - and just about anybody has one.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    02:07 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    PC & Games still have some major issue,... some call it a bug, other claim it's called windows. Both statements are probably true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 20/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    PC & Games still have mods that can make even Fallout 3 enjoyable game. Windows or not Games for PC are still the best choice for players who want something more than button mashing fun with lot of gore and blood...





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