Finally – Control Games With Your Penis
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- Date: Oct 13, 2010 22:05 JST
- Tags: Controllers, Dutch Wife, Eroge, Illusion, Onanism, Technology, Video Gallery
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The penis is mightier than the keyboard.
Mightier than the analog stick as well.
Yo dawg, we heard you like to fap when you play eroge so we turned your joystick into a joystick. Now you can work your stick while you work your stick.
this comment. so much win.
Epic win
Is it possible to play other games then eroge? Like sports or action games?
The Future is here.
lool stick
anon 23:57 >> lol wut?! u mean, using your dick as a baseball bat, a cue stick, a submachine gun... etc???
Yo dawg, we heard your a girl who like to play eroge so we turned your strap-on into a joystick so you can stick it in our device that lets you play a guy sticking it in a girl that likes to get it stuck in her. Now you can get off watching a girl as she's getting stuck by a guy your playing as as your sticking your joystick in our device.
02:02
please... dont
@Anon 23:53
Yeah, if you're into fucking Andre Agassi and Lebron James. While we're at it, lets implement it for Killzone 3 so you buttfuck some Helghast. Fag.
The penis will now be the final evolution of the analog stick.
The faster you thrust. The faster your rate of fire.
oh - jus great, . . . Next Arte will be spilling the news of users, who've gotten either electrocuted or whose "parts" got stuck in the device and couldn't get it out - without professional emergency services assistance.
-_-**
I can just imagine - one of you guys calling an ambulance and paramedics because your tool got over stimulated and simply got stuck.
@UncommonlyOtaku
you do realize a penis shrinks when it's not stimulated, and the whole thing probably has to be lubricated pretty well like a fleshlight?
there's really no way it could get stuck in something that's made of very soft material and slippery as all hell.
Finally, we're no longer limited to handheld devices!
I just imagined a japanese otaku using that controller with a handheld console. In a train. ^_^
I wonder if he'd have both concealed within a body pillow...
Reaction time looks kinda lag
I thin Nintendo will sue them soon enough...
Sue for what? nintendo doesnt own any patents related to this tech and it doesnt say anywhere about it being designed for a nintendo system. they cant sue.
Doesn't make otakus any less pathetic.
You mean to say, of course, that it makes otaku *more* pathetic.
In this case wouldn't the penis be the "analog stick"?
In some cases "analong stick".
Call it the sausage of power or the Neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon.
Epic win indeed. And epic article.
Penis-Controlled Eroge: Your penis is the analog that will pierce the heavens!!!!
Gives a whole different meaning to Halo tea bagging...
I am the bone of my penis. sponge is my flesh, and cum is my blood... I have played over a thousand eroge, unknown to 2chan, nor known to sankaku... Have SUFFERED GREAT PAIN to fap to many 2D girls, and yet, this otaku will never have a mate.
So, as I pray... UNLIMITED DICKWORKS.
Why no one has +'d this yet is beyond my imagination.
AWESOME... LOL!!!
put that on a psp and poof!
Imagine they combine this joy stick and put it into one of those real life silicon sex dolls. they would be rich. i can see it now...all the pedofilers buying it...not onlyh can they get off from the joystick but can see the doll and watch the game porn on tv.
Heaven to otakus or pedofilers.
maybe then there will not be anymore raping or killing after rap form these kind of people.
What happens when you cum inside that said device? Do yer chara cum too?
Man, many people will never go to the end of the games using that technology. imgine for a second that a flag needs 4 minutes of intercourse to trigger, then another 2 minutes. Many players will be out after a few seconds.
The penis is an ancient and natural weapon of man... Proven and honed by the test of time, it has evolved and learned to adapt... to change its size at will or to become as tough as rocks. It can pierce the heavens too! If you know what i mean.
Dude, if it could change size AT WILL, that would solve a lot of things. Also, you'd be rich.
Importing one would be useless... >.<
@DFC
"The penis is mightier than the keyboard."
QFT!!!
Hehehe...This puts a whole new term on 'Realistic Games'...
Mightier that kinect.
would i use this...fuck that...literally. d-_~b anyways, they need to work out the lag issue.
so it would seem i wonder if this will be a prelude of sorts for future eroge?
Imagine the potential!!
THE FUTURE IS HERE!
Plug & play gets a whole new meaning. ^_^
The future, the evolution of the humanity in a superior race, I know japaneses would make it true.
"I have a dream that one day... little loli chobits will be able to join hands with hikikomori as waifu and husbando."
"I have a dream than will be giants marteks with infinites choices of robotics lolis and we will live in a nation where we will not be judged by the age of your robotic partner, but by the content of their character."
I did.
Hell. I am right now.
I saw a self built device like that used with some loli h games on Nico2 some months ago and thought the same, this can grow some mighty
penispotential. Seems Illusion saw it as well.instead of using a white stick, we can use "something else"...
The only problem is it has only one fire function instead of several buttons.