Finally – Control Games With Your Penis
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- Date: Oct 13, 2010 22:05 JST
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Hope it won't break during usage, or you may suffer the consequences.
I forgot, what if they implement force feedback to simulate inner vagina? That would compliment how awkward this device currently is.
first step of End of Humanity.
wtf? where the moral has gone in this days? developer... u are penis.
Your morals=/=Everyone's morals
Tough to understand eh?
No, John, you are the penises.
It would probably outsell move and kinect
I'd never stick my penis in that thing. I mean... what if it malfunctions or something? My penis is too precious for me to use it for something foolish like this.
Heh, heh.
"... it has no FIRM plans to implement..."
Imagine failing a level with this controller. Oh glorious lulz.
Funny thing is, we already have this technology, IN AMERICA!
finally! oh joy!
what if that guy has ED or premature ejaculation? whats the point of having this thing..
Now these are some motion controls I'm interested in.
hmmm this is a fake Rinko!!! and the motion isn't well establish
I'll be looking forward for this. =)
Too much lag.
you can get a computer virus if you stick your dick
in there
The response time is pretty long.
So what about girl gamers?
I'm imagining something with roughly the shape and form factor of a Sybian with an analogue stick in the centre that can be moved by contracting one's keigel muscles and shifting or rocking slightly.
Bonus points if the stick has force feedback or rumble and is curved slightly to apply mild pressure to the G-spot.
I managed to have sex with a real girl a bunch of times this summer and it was wonderful.
And you know what? It wasn't that hard to pull off :).
Does this mean my penis will run Crysis?
"am i suppose to conduct with my penis?"
Needs a fluid sensor.
Imagine a game where it gets harder and harder to please your partner, making you try to last longer and if it senses fluid release you fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could buy a cheat pack aka condoms.
This product would also include the revolutionary "recyclable condom". It's wash-and-wear!
from the looks of it, it doesn't seem like it matches speed
It's gonna suck for early arrivals.
oh shit virtual love is upon us.
This will definitely not work for asians.
do want
no Rumble Pak?
combooo brreaaakkerrrr
Nice to know my gaming days aren't over if I lose my hands.
its going to far
GENIUS!!!
UP , UP , DOWN , DOWN , LEFT , RIGHT ,LEFT ,RIGHT , THRUST , STOP.
yes yes yes,. i like... bwahahahaha
No lag or GTFO!
the blue print is base on pencil sharpener, it look like it make your penis even smaller. i wonder if it come with different size.
There we have the perfect successor to the wiimote. Get in touch with your games!
(I'd like to play Contra with this)
its gonna need frequent cleaning...
especially if more than one person uses it...
LAAAGG....
some crazy stuff, what will they think of next
it's not future, coz there must be both hands involved
the only peripherals I need...
http://l33t.razerzone.com/index.php?user_dtl=c6afeaa9307cbb1793487e55c85c6cb7
What about the girls? They wanna enjoy games like this too :\
Does this have multiplayer capabilities?
i would love a version i could control with my butt
These guys are late to the show of "teledonics".
For intance: http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/index
A "mechanisize" automatic onahole that syncs to porn or anime. Company makes its money off you by "renting" you the synched movies or selling them to you.
There's an addition for the Fleshlight that lets the computer sense your usage of a fleshlight and inputs that to some western eroges. Or the "Cyberskin Virtual Sex Stroker".
Teledonics include helping lovers maintain that special feeling long distance (with devices for her as well, but they don't seem to have as large a market for game controller input).
Those conveyor belts are terrifying.
As for the game controller... how long before someone makes binds for touhou?