As previously established, Japan can make anything moe – the latest unlikely subject to receive this treatment is none other than China’s slave-state vassal, North Korea.
The book, 萌え萌え北朝鮮読本 / MoeMoe Kita-Chousen Dokuhon (Moe Moe North Korea Primer), is part of the “moe textbook” genre – essentially it is a dry textbook on the (admittedly fascinatingly bizarre and horrific) North Korean state and society, spiced up with the addition of cute illustrations, particularly of the goblinesque Dear Leader himself.
The content does however delve into the more salacious details of the Kim dynasty’s lifestyle – including descriptions of the “pleasure company,” a group of performers said to double as sex slaves to the generals.
Other moe content includes North Korea’s “military first” politics and its moe-some Taepodong missiles.












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I could see it now, North Korea raging at this Moe Illustrations.
Can Japan make his dad's neck tumor moe too?
"moe-some Taepodong missiles"
wait... what?
Think Nitori's Cucumber Missile Massacre....
I knew it! Kim was an otaku disillutioned with society and it's failures! He then created a nation and true to the hikikomori otaku style he holed up and took all the lolis! NKorea might be the true otaku nation!
ROFLMAO
(^O^)
He's so ronery, even when in possession of the largest harem in the world...
What was his line in Team America? .. oh yeah ..
CONSEKRENSES WIRR NEVAR BE THE SAME!!
Next please....
Moe Moe Hitler and the Waffen SS
LOLZ
Hitler:
1. Misunderstood employee
2. Frustrated Painter
3. Disillutioned Idiot
4. World Conqueror
5. Mega-Villain
Yup! This guy is moe material....
Don't suppose someone could photoshop Little Leader out of the pics, leaving only the beautiful girls?
Am I the only one looking at these pictures and getting the opposite feeling of Kim Jon Il? like.. some kind of weird short quirky man from that movie America: World Police?
Can they make Zerg moe?
I shall do as you say, your loliness @_@
*snap*
Wait, who's that guy?
All that loli action he must get.. I'm so jealous. x_x
looks nice :D
though i doubt they'll make this into an anime would have been interesting to watch ^^
Expect hentai doujinshis of this text book series to come out soon involving our Dear Leader in all sorts of "Revolutionary" actions with his North Korean moe harem as well as against American and Japanese "Imperialist" girls.
that guy gonna change the world
When We will have a moe in military? ;_;
Is not for trolling or anything, but in North Korea case,we have forgotten a good old and healthy dose of violence,as in "The Expendables", I am sure they fix then good!!!! I love the 80´s, but moe is always number one!!!.
It won't be long before the creator of Hetalia finds it out and the resulting NK-tan would be based on these women...
No matter how I look at it, I can't picture the man in those pictures as the ass tyrant who feasts on ass steaks.
Always knew the KPA were on to something.
this dictator must have the same end of saddam husein
he kills and enslave his people
freedom
I'm speechless. There is truly nothing Japan cannot make moe.
Oh Japan, you with all the new genres of moe you invent. My life will never get dull.
Who rubs their chin like that
I do.
Reminds me of Tomoki.
North Korea's next construction project: the Tomoki Tower
Well he does have the stereotypical otaku look. I can say the same for his son.
Let's not forget that two generations of the Kims have a similar interest..
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/01/lolicon-dynasty-kim-jong-il-kim-il-sung/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CIubsKrTm4 ^_^
Kenshiro getting a turn-on on Rin...
PRICELESS~
If North Korea was anything like these drawings it would be the most admired and popular country in the world. I know that I would be a fan.
But North Korea is Best Korea.
Either your thinking of South Korea and are mixed up at the moment or your Bat Shit Crazy.
Yeah, and songs depicting the dictator as son of the gods who can change the weather. North Korean propaganda is so lulzy.
I believe he's just making a reference, since there IS really a propoganda "pop" song in NK entitled "North Korea is The Best".
south korea sexy korea
You got trolled
Thankfully, it's not.
All the more reason to found an otaku nation. Let's rename Senkaku to Sankaku Islands.
Otakutopia - where femnazis are harvested for organs. ^_^
Thankfully.
Lolis in military uniforms? This man is living the life.
North > South, nuff said.
He is many things, but in North Korea, he is GOD...
He's LIVING THE DREAM, and his youngest son/heir apparent will keep shit real yo!
Just like the idolized emperor, right? The teapot calls the kettle black.
I'd gladly tried to assasinate that dear leader of theirs if I got paid enough. I cant stand people who idolize themself like that. He's no more than ordinary human.
Assassinating the leader wouldn't solve anything since he's got like 300 or so heirs to easily replace him. Of course, there might be some internal conflict, but the government would just keep on rolling and rolling...
All Hail North Korea!!
...oh shi.. did i just get brainwashed by those lolis?
Too bad that most of the lolis are stolen by Kim Jon Il
North Korea is Best Korea.
Fuck North Korea!!
those pictures ARE LOL, but still, Fuck North Korea!!
With all those lolis around I guess their dictator is busy doing just that.
Imagine the dictator getting into the "Otoko no 'ko'" movement that's going on...now he's got a loli and shota harlem -_-.
sigh...you don't get all the lolis even if you're the "Dear Leader" himself.
this is the time you want to be able to transform into clothes.
Except those lolis HAVE to keep smiling or else...
Loli pleasure company? Tempting, very tempting... ^_^
A bitter part of history you're about to look up.
@Dark that'd be censored by the government, wouldn't it.
...
...
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Kind of want...
or else... they wont get a pony? ;_;
They should make a textbook about Moe Moe Zedong next.
I should read up on my history. I don't know how Korea ended up split into a light and dark side.
<..>... someone should free those lolis..... -gets a shotgun, some grenades, and a jet to north korea-
In excellent taste. Can't wait to see how they lolify the nukes.
First: I will assume that the nukes will be humored towards Korean penises.
Second: I will assume they will be the smallest nukes the world has ever seen.
Actually north korean militars are the ones who eat the most....
Such nukes will miss all penises, considering roughly 60-70% of the ENTIRE North Korean population supposedly is extremely malnutritioned.
It's hilarious looking at North Korean 'soldiers' all gaunt and bone-skinny. Compared to South Korean brutes at the DMZ border who are 6 feet tall and all muscle.
But still, South Korean soldiers look like sticks and bones compared to western soldiers with larger body frames...
Well, at least the soldiers and the elites South Korea seems to put at DMZ, the height requirement is at least 6-feet-tall and at least around 175-200 pounds. They are used as an intimidation tactic at the border. North Korea just seems to hire any malnutritioned, stick-figured midgets they can get.
I hate NK, but I would hate the world if I lived in NK and realized how vast the world is outside. Sadly, many of them don't even realize it due to China-Quality media control..
It'll be a cute little mushroom-shaped plutonium warhead, with frills...
Cross a Supermario mushroom with Peach and give it a maid outfit. ^_^
Fun fact: Kim Jong Il apparently has some of the world's biggest western movie collection and a massive hentai collection. Some even say he could possibly be a wrestling fan for inviting some wrestlers to the place to put on a show.
Why is it that these despotic leaders who supposedly hate Japan and America and the like are the biggest Japanese/American entertainment fanboys?
If I'm not mistaken wasn't there once a case where Kim Jong Il invited Princess Tenko to perform in his royal palace and eventually refused to let her go home..?
I think it was pretty cordial actually. It's just that Jung Il really liked her performance so he wanted her to perform more (which of course, means a prolonged stay). Not surprisingly, she chose to leave ASAP, even regarding cordial aspect of the invitation.
Sad really. I mean, NK isn't entirely hostile to foreign ambassadors and entertainers entering it (certainly not to the degree Iran is right now), but the dictatorship just complicates everything.
Entertainers, cultures, all that being put to the test because people feel the need to brand eachother enemies. Granted, NK government is to blame. Still, it's a sad situation. Can't help but feel sorry for North Korean peoples.
The magician singer? She was there two times, I think - and was smart enough to leave again.
That's like asking why are some of the biggest advocates against homosexuality are caught with same sex hookers. Or why advocates against illegal immigrants themselves use illegal immigrants for work. Simple answer is simple. Douche bag Hypocrites is what they are.
Does the fact that I like to eat fried rice and chow mein necessarily mean I'm supposed to like China as a nation? Hell no. Think before you type fucker. You dumb bitch.
imagine kim jong would be luring at sankaku and others...
The point is, some dictators openly consider America and Japan and other world powers as the enemy worth killing and yet they still support the entertainment or culture. That just smacks of irony since they want to outright kill such enemies. Your ridiculous little outburst about eating chinese food and not liking China is not the same thing as people like Hitler who was into American entertainment. It's not the same degree of irony.