Japanese asked to rank what they consider to be the likeliest signs a partner, male or female, might be acting unfaithfully yield up an unsurprisingly (for Japanese) mobile-phone centred set of signals to watch out for.
Signs a woman might be cheating:
1. Even when you’re together she’s mailing someone more and more…
2. She hides her phone or won’t let you look through it
3. The frequency of her communications has dropped off
4. She starts to lock her phone
5. Sometimes her explanations for things just don’t make sense…
6. She often refuses to hook up with you because she’s “playing around with friends”
7. She even takes her phone to the toilet with her
8. She starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more
9. She refuses to make eye contact more often
10. She suddenly has a business trip
Signs a man might be cheating:
1. Even when you’re together he’s mailing someone more and more…
2. He often refuses to hook up with you because he’s “playing around with friends”
3. The frequency of his communications has dropped off
4. Sometimes his explanations for things just don’t make sense…
5. He hides his phone or won’t let you look through it
6. He doesn’t converse or smile as much
7. He starts to lock his phone
8. He starts dressing more sharply for some reason
9. He starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more
10. He even takes his phone to the toilet with him
The rankings seem to show an especially pronounced preoccupation with mobile phones – apparently considered to be the number one tell.
Of course, for someone to notice their partner started locking their phone implies they were snooping to start with…
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Alternatively, this could have been listed as Top 10 signs you have already been defacto dumped, you just haven't clued in yet.
The moment their 'privacy' means anything, is the moment you are no longer invited into their life.
You know who can't cheat on you? 2D.
Not entirely sure you even need signs in Japan.
Suddenly the Love Pluss girls didn't want you to go trough their phones.
NENE BLOCK MY NUMBER (T-T)SHE SPEND TIME WITH MANAKA AND RINKO!
I wonder how did people cheated before cellphones...
They cheated just fine..cellphones make it easier to get caught. Besides call history and such there's always GPS tracking too..
They forgot
Signs a woman might be cheating:
11. She is already naked and sweaty in her bed when you come over, even though the window seems to be open
12. She mentions about having 3P involving one of your best friends someday
13. The weekly sperm analysis you secretly gather from her vagina every Saturday contains yours in a lesser consistency as usual
14. By going through the aforementioned sample gathering, you also find an unusual amount of used condoms in her vagina
15. You cannot gather the samples as her vagina is currently occupied by another man's penis
also
Signs a man might be cheating:
16. He hires a maid
17. The uniform of the hired maid is semi-transparent
18. You can see s&m pins and vibes through her aforementioned see-through uniform
19. He allows her to wear YOUR apron while she's making the sandwiches naked as every morning
20. After you haven't been able to contact him for several days, you receive an SMS telling that he's returning home to his wife and children due to urgent family affairs, leaving you and the maid with a mass of unpaid bills
lol @ 14, and especially 15.
I'm curious about 14. For analysis's sake, when does the number of condoms become unusual? 7-10+? 3+? 1?
when its not the number of times YOU'VE used them, dumbass...
Darkrockslizer, your signs worries me. I think I saw a few penises in my girls vagina, but I didn't give it much thought. I need to check again.
DRS, you are a funny person. This is comedic GOLD!
i take my phone to the toilet to play games.
im addicted to mobile mini games...tats not cheating
Maybe I'm just being paranoid about it but my girlfriend have done 6/10 of the sign shown. Not ready to let her go yet. Please don't leave me. Hahaha. This worry me somehow.
Pfft, don't be conserned if your gf wants freaking privacy with her phone. :/
Who would you feel with her reading all of YOUR texts and mobile feeds.
13. The weekly sperm analysis you secretly gather from her vagina every Saturday contains yours in a lesser consistency as usual
if your doing this and you find someone else's sperm isn't that proof?
You know who doesn't care about you? 2D.
I hate snooping. A girl doing that to me is a sure sign for me to dump her.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PARTNER IS CHEATING ON YOU
1. You are snooping her phone.
so having any reason to touch their phone is considered snooping now? you don't have to necessarily be trying to read someone's texts/call log to find out their phone is locked. and if you don't have anything to hide, what do you care if she looks?
That "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear" like is flawed logic, everyone has something to hide, and others just don't like people regardless of who it is touching or looking through their stuff.
snooPINGAS usual I see...
If you're not making over 16,000,000 a year then she's cheating on you. Even then she'll cheat on you.
Privacy depends on each individual. I certainly wouldn't like if someone looked through my belongings like a nosy busybody, whether I have something to hide or not. It's a matter of respecting each others space and trust.
Now if one is not paranoid by nature but seriously thinks something weird is going on with their partner, it might be time to talk and try to solve any misunderstandings... or break it off for good if indeed there's some infidelity going on.
I agree with yaku on this matter, especially because of my personal stand on it.
I am simply the type of person who doesn't like it when people are looking through my things. I don't necessarily have anything to hide the vast majority of the time. Anything that does actually require hiding is safely tucked away in a secure spot, believe me. (read: obvious box placed in plain sight that no one would ever think to look in simply because it is too obvious.)
Regardless, I just don't like it when people look through my stuff, with or without my permission.
Does that suddenly make me a bad person? Not even close. It just means I don't like it when people look through my stuff.
Honestly, people shouldn't read into these types of things anymore than necessary. Just useless worries and doubts that'll destroy your relationship.
Hiding things in plain sight is a high-risk strategy...
Are you kidding? 2D girls are the worst for cheating. They see hundreds of men at the same time! lolz
More like hundredthousands in the case of Love Plus. ^_^
Nope, they can't. But you're technically sharing your 2D waifu(s) with thousands of other people.
Technically no: Anytime you try to have a moment with her she'll be here for you, not with someone else, and this is at arbitrary times and frequency, so it is not possible for her to see anyone else.
Literally, however, yes.
well can 2d fuck your brains out? no it can't
soon, my friend, soon...
The holodeck - once in you'll never want to leave again. ^_^
lol this topic again, and I notice for the man and woman all they simply did was swap she with he.
it seems each gender was given a pre-written list (and possibly a very short one at that) and asked to rank them by priority.
Give public a list of ten items. Ask them to rank them. Publish ‘top ten signs of X’.
They're cheating with EVERYBODY, Dork! Do you believe that you have the undivided attention of your 2D fantasy?
I'm married to a 3D and I don't worry, because she shows me every day how much she loves me.
> They're cheating with EVERYBODY, Dork! Do you believe that you have the undivided attention of your 2D fantasy?
This is beyond mere belief. They are designed so that it is matter-of-factly impossible for it to be otherwise.
> I'm married to a 3D and I don't worry, because she shows me every day how much she loves me.
To love someone is different to abstain from cheating on someone. Actually, in some circumstances, being greatly satisfied with physical relationships drives you to appreciate sentimental relationships much more.
I'm married to a 3D ... wtf man ... it's a PERSON, poeple ...
Actually, maybe a lot of people, here, doesn't know, but having sympathy with a artificial creation in 2 dimension, in a machine (like this Famous program Love +) is mental illness.. like the "creepy" otaku, that appears sometimes in the articles here. And talking about "2D can't cheat"... you suffer of deep social problems.
Of Course it's just an opinion from the DST ...
I'd name that list otherwise: Top 10 signs your partner is a stupid infantile person wasting too much time on pointless chatter.
Trying to look through their phone along with the rest of that stuff... No wonder they'd be cheating.
Unless you are a complete idiot, i think anyone can notice when their partner is cheating or just dont want to be with you anymore...
And that's called being in love Abel, everybody acts like a complete idiot and can't see the truth in times like that.
Maybe you're right but I myself had times like that when i noticed my gf didnt want to be with me anymore, and before anything happens i talk about this and we break up without cheatin and stuff, so i think thats the right thing to do...
yeah your point of view is also valid i just spoke from personal experience , happend to me once and acted like an idiot totaly blinded , but i guess its better to learn from experience.
How can you possibly know that it was "before anything happened" ? She probably fucked around for months, its just that she was okay with you fucking her as well, so she spent time with you too.
Sukunai, I seriously doubt most people would be dense enough not to know. Most people DO know. It's just a matter of confronting it or letting the partner go for good. Also, even for married couples, there's instances where many people let certain levels of infidelity happen.
It's not like a crazy soap opera ALL the time where the spouse goes insane and goes on a murderous rampage upon knowing infidelity.
>Most people DO know.
What are you basing that assertion on? It's very hard to get accurate statistics on such a delicate matter. And can you really say for sure that a salary worker can, generally speaking, tell if his wife screws the milkman when he's off to work? In the sixties, the neighbours might have noticed and talked (or they might not - I've lived in a village where some elderly crones let an affair go on because otherwise they would have nothing to gossip about) but nowadays no one knows their neighbours any more.
I think it should be possible to keep an affair secret for a considerable time span. Whether people actually do that, I don't know. But you don't either.
Do you NEED signs in Japan?