Japanese asked to rank what they consider to be the likeliest signs a partner, male or female, might be acting unfaithfully yield up an unsurprisingly (for Japanese) mobile-phone centred set of signals to watch out for.
Signs a woman might be cheating:
1. Even when you’re together she’s mailing someone more and more…
2. She hides her phone or won’t let you look through it
3. The frequency of her communications has dropped off
4. She starts to lock her phone
5. Sometimes her explanations for things just don’t make sense…
6. She often refuses to hook up with you because she’s “playing around with friends”
7. She even takes her phone to the toilet with her
8. She starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more
9. She refuses to make eye contact more often
10. She suddenly has a business trip
Signs a man might be cheating:
1. Even when you’re together he’s mailing someone more and more…
2. He often refuses to hook up with you because he’s “playing around with friends”
3. The frequency of his communications has dropped off
4. Sometimes his explanations for things just don’t make sense…
5. He hides his phone or won’t let you look through it
6. He doesn’t converse or smile as much
7. He starts to lock his phone
8. He starts dressing more sharply for some reason
9. He starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more
10. He even takes his phone to the toilet with him
The rankings seem to show an especially pronounced preoccupation with mobile phones – apparently considered to be the number one tell.
Of course, for someone to notice their partner started locking their phone implies they were snooping to start with…
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hmm almost everything nowadays involves phone.
i guess face to face communication is certainly declining. not that i mind but face to face is always best when your on dates. shut the phone for 1 whole day.
i guess some of these texting can be about family problems or not ^^
A sign your woman is cheating is her doing things you just can't understand?
Doesn't that cover like 99% of the shit women do?
Seriously Japan, American commedians tackled this subject for 60+ years and we still don't know a fucking thing about what goes on in womens heads.
1. Your GF/BF calls you and told you that they're cheating with you while fucking another person.
Reason 0: He'S/She's breathing.
FEMALE
1. Even when you’re together she’s mailing someone more and more…
o yea this is a clear sign she is fucking someone else... NO even a dumb bitch wont mail right in front of you. this would be proof, if you already know she is, that she doesnt see you as a human anymore.
2. She hides her phone or won’t let you look through it
i wouldn't want m friends looking through mine either, but in all honesty, this is suspicious behavior, especially if she knows you suspect and she still cares about you.
3. The frequency of her communications has dropped off
personally this just says needy bitch is becoming less needy, a good thing in my book, but i can see where its concerning for people.
4. She starts to lock her phone
personally i do this all the fucking time, this is in no way s sign of cheating, its a sign of tech smarts
5. Sometimes her explanations for things just don’t make sense…
yay the lie, lets jump to she just took it in the ass, mouth and 2 int he pussy, just seconds before ariveing at your door.
6. She often refuses to hook up with you because she’s “playing around with friends”
personally i would call her best friend and ask her what she is doing, during said times, this only goes for if i believe she is cheating on you.
7. She even takes her phone to the toilet with her
next qustion
8. She starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more
because no woman wants to work, let alone work more.
9. She refuses to make eye contact more often
THIS is a sign of either guilt or she is slightly autistic, only true psychopaths can maintain eye contact and feel no guilt
10. She suddenly has a business trip
this could be 2 things, a real business trip, or a fake one. personally i would find out regardless. if its a real one and she finds out, i would say i was thinking of surprising her, and if there is no business trip, i would have one of her co workers tell her its over.
"because no woman wants to work, let alone work more. "
You actually know a woman who WANTS to work ? In JAPAN ???
i forgot to add more to that, i mean that one should have been number fucking one on the just plain obviousness of it.
MALE
1. Even when you’re together he’s mailing someone more and more…
a douche bag move, but doesn't prove guilt.
2. He often refuses to hook up with you because he’s “playing around with friends”
why because she wants to suck up all our fucking time and money? well fuck her.
3. The frequency of his communications has dropped off
lets see, average guy may call girlfriend once every day, to once a week depending on her neediness and his neediness, i would say its a positive unless you already think he is cheating.
4. Sometimes his explanations for things just don’t make sense…
ok, now as a guy, we can go to quite a few places women would have major problems with, like a strip joint. for us this kind of shit is normal. for a woman, she will say we are cheating even if we arent.
5. He hides his phone or won’t let you look through it
ever have a bitch remove anything digitally that she didn't approve of? i have, and i have good fucking reasons for not showing them my fucking phone. i also have more female friends than male, you know how hard it is go through an address book, and re fucking add people?
6. He doesn’t converse or smile as much
i dont smile or talk much any given day
7. He starts to lock his phone
see above
8. He starts dressing more sharply for some reason
right, because if he dresses nice he has to be cheating or gay. GO FUCK YOURSELVES WOMEN IF YOU THINK THIS MEANS CHEATING
9. He starts getting a lot of overtime and begins drinking with a friends a lot more
because again we cant have friends and drink? and also FUCK YOU WOMEN you dont want to work, so we have to work more, and because of that YOU ACCUSE US OF CHEATING FUCK YOU
10. He even takes his phone to the toilet with him
see above
You sound very very very depressed, seek aid such as anti-depressants or just more social contact in a positive environment. Yikes.
Alidan is an example of one of those men women think is a loser. Therefore he is bitter.
but the million dollar question, am i wrong?
I doubt this is usefull, as most of us are single...
You got that right, FOREVER ALONE
When I first saw this I thought it said ' 10 signs your parents are cheating on you'. Which would be funny if they started showing their love for some other kid.
Actually, you come home sit on your bed and put your hand in a wad of fresh warm cum, thats a good sign your girl friend has found someone else to take your place in your bed. Better grab what you care for fast cause its all gone too.
I´m guilty of 1, 4 and 9 so i´m a cheater but with whom?
I don't understand... how do you not take your phone to the toilet with you?
I'm guilty of 4 and 9....Does this make me a cheater :-/?
my gf should def read this...her resulting paranoia will make me lulz
if you can't figure it out w/out the lame/obvious points on this list, you deserve to be cheated on,lol
Always remember anime goers. As cool as it looks in shows and manga to be hard ass and sad. Humans are by nature, supposed to be happy. If you aren't smiling. It's not normal. There is something wrong and seek help :3
No matter how you look at it. Unless the person you are with is just a fuck buddy, there should be no reason to hide your phone from your partner. Unless you are very very insecure. Which even then isn't an excuse. It just means you're insecure and have shit to hide that for some reason you tell yourself; "No one but me can know this"
A man is only as faithful as his options. If he isn't cheating, he doesn't have many options.
I'm always afraid to look at these lists, 2 out of 10 isnt that bad right?... oh shit.
#1 sign of your partner cheating on you: Look at yourself, you're obviously the problem.
Ouch. That stings man.
The lack of respecting privacy and individuality from that list somehow corresponds to the usual cultural belief I see most Asians follow. Seriously, no, keeping phone away from you is not a sign etc. God damn it, are all Asian culture surrounded by anti-individualistic values?!
?. You wake up a double amputee. (hands)
11.) He starts taking his Nintendo DS to the toilet
Where's the "buying (expensive) presents for you for no apparent reason" sign? That's a big sign that your partner/husband/wife is cheating on you!
Yeah, but Japanese women won't care as long as they keep receiving those.
Considering I wouldn't want anyone snooping though my phone to start with I might be screwed if dating in Japan.
I think you can get away with saying that such behaviour is not really accepted in your culture. Just because you're trying to date in Japan does not mean that you have to give in to their habits ;)
All men are women too.
No, just traps. ^_^
Ugly ones.
At least no one here will have such problems.
2D > 3D
the only one I agree with (for girl) it's number 9
as for guys only the number 6 I agree with
Number 1 should be: "YOU are worried about things like the following".
All men are cheaters anyway
I cheated because I learned that I need backup plans with certain types of girls. Believe me, some girls want to have more fun before marriage, thats why some good men needs to cheat in case she wants fun with another man. I learned it the hard way, but it's better this way.
go hang yourself somewhere -_-
Psh...whatever. I've been cheated on by women several times now. I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends. Women are sadistic, backstabbing, self-centered, life-draining whores.
You've been cheated on by several women and your immediate assumption is that there's something wrong with the women in question? I think that you need to take a harder look at yourself, *you* are the common element in each of these failed relationships.
Don't try to pin your personal failings onto women in general.
Selfreflection: You are on sankaku= you are not desirable since you are a lazy-sleezy-geek.
So not cheating is more that you have noone to cheat with. Rectify.
Reflection on women: Not enought persistence. People change with stimulus. Women change to much, to fast and tend to dream of something they never will have. Rectify.
Reality report failratio: 20%-30%ish.
Better than thou. - over.
Yes, because clearly cheating is a perfectly fine and normal thing to do.
Maybe when you get cheated on you'll know how he feels. Women aren't angels we're taught in schools to be nice to.
All women want money anyways
Haha, the stereotype about men gets voted down while the stereotype about women get voted up.
I'm just screwing around,
but I assume it's simply retaliatory response.
They want money - and encrypted phones. ^_^
Men lose no matter what. They either spend tons of money on high maintenance women (who might cheat on them), or they spend tons of money on fake women (who are 'cheating' on them with guys all over the internets and possibly a 2D male from their series.)
10. She suddenly has a business trip
Note: Not in Men's signs of cheating.
Even the ones who have never had a girlfriend like me?
Does that matter?
Dude, don't feel bad; it's note like you are missing much. Only the sex is great, and damn me if even that does not suck sometimes.
Its not that all men are cheaters its just that some women are not smart enough to make THE RIGHT CHOICES and BLAME US!
"Oh she dated a playboy/jock/rockstar/badboy/criminal/thug, and now she is heartbroken because he cheated on her."
We need a dose of LOGIC stat!
Of all people to date, why the ones who have a harem?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
- This is an awesome story about a smart man against a cheating woman
This guy is my hero.
Not gonna lie, that was absolutely hilarious and a plan I've worked as a script for a movie. Glorious.
This logic also works vice versa.
I know but at least I dont over generalize and say "all women are skanks" now do I?