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Reportedly Square Enix is demanding the gaming press hold off publishing any reviews of Final Fantasy XIV until a month after the game’s release; unfortunately, players seem to have jumped the gun and are publishing their own less than favourable opinions of the game.

Review copies of Final Fantasy XIV have been accompanied by the admonition that reviews should be held back for “three to four weeks post launch” – the rubric apparently being that lots of time is needed “to give the online game time to mature.”

The demand is styled as a “polite request,” although review sites can probably be forgiven for suspecting their supply of future Square Enix titles might be in danger of drying up should they ignore the request.

Naturally, Square Enix’s growing legion of detractors (admittedly not necessarily any more reliable than Square Enix themselves) have their own interpretation of this – that Square Enix is attempting to delay news of an impending disaster.

Japanese user reviews are not so sparing – 38% and 1.5 stars over some 160 ratings:

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In Amazon’s case the game carries the tags “Made in China” and “Square Enix Fraud”… In response Square Enix Wada is reported as saying “That’s just how the Internet is. I’m even telling the creators not to take any notice.”

The obligatory unflattering Photoshops (shown with the trappings of a Japanese funeral for those left wondering):

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    Avatar of dante0397
    Comment by dante0397
    17:05 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    so, the level up system just fails. It's simple, they can't recognize that they're not doing rpgs anymore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Trying to hide your China-Quality game now, Square Enix?

    At least until you sold quite a few copies of your game so you can still make a profit, like maybe FFXIII?

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    18:00 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "some 160 ratings" is a pretty small amount that could have been done by a handful of individuals with several IP accounts.

    In the end, game after its release will probably reach 6-7/10 in its overall ratings, given that most people are dumb sheep.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:56 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    well thats actually a decent amount of reviews on amazon.
    i didnt really expect much from Square these days anyways, their days of awesome are long over... what happened to making games like Chrono Trigger/SMRPG/FF6/FF7?
    plus they are trying to compete in a market already saturated by WoW, the game known as the "destroyer of lives". I can really use a great JRPG right now... there has been a short supply of that for a while.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:05 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those days where they produced quality games in Japan seem to be over. Obviously chinese quality can earn them enough without any effort due to cheap production costs.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    21:08 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, got logged out. I forgot to add:

    At least they have thought so. Seems there are first doubts...

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    Comment by TehBoringOne
    21:33 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rie Tanaka is gonna weep.

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    Comment by alidan
    21:48 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anonymous
    20:56

    only people who can topple wow if they put there minds to it is the everquest 3 team.

    remakeing everquest, the game that got over 400,000 people playing at once, before mmo was even known about by general masses.

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    Comment by Heigen
    21:52 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If this game would be cheap this would be reasonable, or at least without monthly fee.

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    04:03 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The game may be dead before it came out of the womb, but the (futa) hentai doujins of it is bristling with throbbing life..!

    Comiket Winter...

    Come forth and sweep away our sorrows and disappointment (through schliking/fapping) with FF XIV (futa) hentai doujins!!!

    *holds up a poster of a futa Mithra*

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    warhammer online got 8/10 and it sucked ass . If MMO gets bellow 8 its utter failure .

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @alidan:
    Guild Wars 2 will definitely kick WoWs ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    sorry, but this sheep was in the beta, and every other alleged detraction aside, the combat was absolutely awful

    and yea, i'd agree with that guild wars 2 comment, except i'm pretty cheesed that they removed healers from the game

    still looking forward to it though

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    Comment by alidan
    11:34 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anonymous
    05:05

    guild wars 2 will have a place, but its not an mmo, at least in the traditional sense.

    guild wars, the first one, i have factions, has a level 20 cap, and most of the games progression after you hit that cap is upgrading items.

    every game where upgrading items comes from combining seemingly random items into something better always leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    now, guild wars 2... i have no idea what kind of game that is going to be, i havent looked into it to much yet, but if it has a level cap higher than 50, it will be a force to be reckoned with, but if it keeps that model of not leaving anyone behind, its going to suffer badly.

    now there is another mmo, i forget what its called, that is in the same catagory of mmo as guild wars. its possible that both snuff each other out because they are competing for the same people.

    but as a traditional mmo goes, the people who play guild wars will also play another mmo, a more you play it now or be left behind, kind of mmo or not play it at all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:49 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    aw, and here i was looking forward to swinging around my webons and riding my horsebi... i mean chochop... wait there's something wrong here

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:02 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Square Enix: “Don’t Review Our Shit!" lulz

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    03:58 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can already see the bright future game industry shall have in the upcoming decades...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would've blamed the economy if this was their first mishap.....but I'm starting to think that the current management in Square Enix is just plain stupid and ignorant.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:59 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shouldn't surprise anyone.

    No MMORPG should be reviewed near it's release, and any journalist (or wannabe journalist) that does so simply lacks the credibility and integrity to do that job (or hobby).

    Reviewing a game fairly requires playing at least a majority of it. better actually finishing it.
    Reviewing a MMORPG fairly, as complex creatures as they are, requires even more time. You simply cannot review a MMORPG over the first few levels and a few scrawny hours of gameplay. It's like reviewing a normal game having played just it's prologue.

    "3 or 4 weeks" of gameplay are more or less what it takes to know a MMORPG deeply enough to write a fair review of it. There's no escape from this, and if you find a review written much earlier than that it's a clear signal that you're reading a review written more out of hearsay, wishful thinking and hot air than actual facts and experience.

    Also, you simply can't review a MMORPG fairly based on the usual inevitable launch idiosyncrasies that normally will be cleared a couple weeks or so after launch (actually FFXIV has been fairly smooth in that, with rather stable servers and client compared to the average, but still)

    People that think that the media should review MMORPGs earlier than that should remember the Age of Conan debacle. The game was reviewed hastily by journalists that played only the first few levels (that were fantastic), but were followed by ages of nothingness, boredom and lack of polish. It got chains of 9 and lots of customers were tricked by the revews into buying the game, only to find themselves sorely disappointed as soon as the first few levels were past them.
    There's an easy lesson to be learned there. Lots of journalists lost any credibility they had with those 9s.

    Oh, by the way, of course if you take Sankaku Complex seriously, you really are in a bad position. They always had a huuuuge agenda against Square Enix and any of their games. They simply have no credibility in any matter regarding them. Reading any of their past articles will show that.
    Even in this case, they're warping reality to make it look bad:

    Square Enix didn't "Demand" anyone to hold off review. As a reviewer myself I've been contacted with the same message everyone received.
    They asked quite nicely and there were no demands, threats or anything like that. They actually didn't even say to hold off writing about the game, and suggested to post impressions and similar things before the review.
    But of course in a site that's intentionally trying to spin it negatively, this simple request has turned into a "demand".
    Personally, I think it's fair, and I wouldn't have posted my review earlier than that anyway. I want to offer my readers something more solid than educated guesses, hearsay and wishful thinking.

    Also, are we really talking about Amazon reviews here? Since when 2chan goons dragged down dragon quest 9 to 1 star (exactly the same thing that the same people did with FFXIV), everyone should know that they ceased to be any form of news.

    Bottomline, Sankaku Complex isn't exactly a source of fair or honest reporting about this game or any other Square Enix game (actually, any game). Pay it no heed and move on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:00 07/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If people play an MMO and its not even entertaining enough to keep people playing in the first 30 min its has already failed let alone 3-4 weeks of testing. After having watched hours of game play hoping for something to shine in my library i have only seen a complete and utter sorry excuse of a game. This is in fact more of a movie with the ridiculous amounts of cut scenes and senior citizen speed of game play. The environment are rehashed and mostly confusing hallways. The game is beautiful no doubt about it but thats about all. This is nothing more then a massive pretentious failure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:22 12/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a game is unplayably bad...if it is so flawed that the flaws reveal themselves immediately, and it is impossible to overlook them, then it is okay to not proceed any further.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:40 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I played FF14, and ONLY the graphics are good, the rest is crap.

    I decided to continue to play FF11, but not like I used before, and besides, those new gears quest continue to be as shitty as before, if not more, by shitty it means:

    - Fucking time demanding;
    - Fucking patience demanding (depends on drops);
    - Fucking patience demanding (depends to forming a group/party, and yes you CANNOT do that alone/solo because you need to fight a super NM);
    - Fucking of fucking (you need a RARE item to pop the NM, being RARE it means you can hold only ONE at time! And you need to get eight seals, and the "drop" [keyitem] isn't 100% at all!)

    This is what piss me off! And I know even with all that, a fucking lot of ppl (who have fucking a lot time and luck) will have those full gear set, in few months.

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    04:04 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why I stick to the (futa) hentai doujins...

    Less grinding, more fapping...

    Speaking of Final Fantasy XI, I have something that might interest you involving a Futa Hume and a Female Tarutaru...

    You can go to my profile and download them if you want...

    I also have other Final Fantasy goodies there that you might also love...

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    Comment by Artefact

    Can't you shut up about ero-doujinshi for just one comment?

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    Comment by Y10NRDY
    09:38 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well put, Arte.

    As far as Anon goes, all your bitching tells me is that you're a terrible MMO player. Not necessarily a bad thing.

    [spoiler]Enjoy your HALO REACH.[/spoiler]

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    02:07 07/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Artefact

    I'm a Hentai Fiend...It's in my nature...

    Just like how everyone (except anons) here have their certain 'thing' that they do/like...

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    02:08 07/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Artefact

    I'm a Hentai Fiend...It's in my nature...

    Just like how everyone (except anons) here have their certain 'thing' that they do/like...

    My roll is what you see...

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:10 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The problem is that Final Fantasy XIV is worse the mmorpgs I have played that came from china. I was in the beta for Final Fantasy XIV towards the end and thought the game was horrible and after playing for awhile I couldn't stand playing anymore and quit.

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    Comment by Setsuna Toshirou
    00:49 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And for Me it is THE BEST Mmoorpg i have played ^-^

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:13 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what other mmorpgs *have* you played?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:05 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Setsuna Toshirou: I love squenix dick! is so big and smelly! herp derp

    There, i fixed it for you, you should be more honest.

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    04:02 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just love how trolls get their bait. >:D

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:12 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Squeenix releases PHAIL GAME, what's new?

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    Comment by Eddyak
    19:30 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They just don't seem to realise that IF YOU DON'T GET A GOOD IDEA FOR A GAME, YOU CAN'T MAKE A GOOD GAME. Making games whether you've got good ideas or not is just pointless and only adds to your haters (lol latest C&C).

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    Comment by KoollKat
    17:47 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pathetic attempts to draw off the inevitable.

    This remark about the bad reviews from players on the Internet “That’s just how the Internet is. I’m even telling the creators not to take any notice.” is truly insolent, trying to make the best of a bad bargain.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:02 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The real phail here are all the idiots that are listening to Ar_te_fa_cts drivel. Doesn't anyone remember his flame crusade against FFXIII, which became a great success and one of the most sold games of the year...

    FFXIV isn't fuck*ng World of Averagejoecraft and has a much more niche playerbase, just like FFXI which has been released for PC, PS2 and X360 and has continued for many years.

    (funny how comments containing Ar_te_fa_ct gets moderated manually...)

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:12 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    We got us a FF fanboy here who can't cope with the facts apparently. Why would you take a game with such a large original fan base and then make it so shitty that only the most diehard fans would still want to play it? It's not serving to a niche player base, it's deteriorating quality is what's creating the niche player base. Niche player base in this case meaning people who don't mind playing china quality games that obviously the publisher hardly cares enough about anymore to put forth an effort to making enjoyable.

    Comment by คภєк๏
    18:13 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    18:02,

    You could always, I don't know... maybe not be here?

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    Comment by TFish
    18:15 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ 18:12
    Damn it, I hate when I get logged out and forget to log back in before commenting.

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    Comment by KoollKat
    18:24 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Umm, I didn't follow the local 'campaign' against FF13, though I'm afraid I'd join with the critics since to my taste the game was very uninteresting.

    As for the FF14 - I've tried it already and to my personal feelings the game is a complete failure, at least in the state in which it is right now which looks more as an incomplete alpha version which had to be put on the market because the developing company has depleted all its funds and the only way to finish the work is to try and sell an incomplete product to build up some money to finance project's completion.

    And yes, FF14 is not a "f*cking World of Averagejoecraft", at the moment it is much worse, a sane person, not a fanatical worshipper of FF series, with personal experience of playing FF14 can't argue that the quality of the game is way below average.

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    Comment by Russell
    22:40 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good grief...PLEASE don't bunch guys like him with real fans of Final Fantasy. Actual Final Fantasy fans stopped following the series when they decided to make final fantasy 11 (and pretty much each subsequent game) an mmorpg with a tenth of the story length of previous games. Honestly, with all this unlimited disc space, why aren't games longer???? j'emmerde ce merde.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:54 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Real fans are the ones who don't care at all about new installments of a series...?

    uuuumm.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    FF stories were always lacklustre, generally involving collecting magic rocks as you chase a bad guy around the world, always showing up too late, or if you catch them, being too weak and letting them get away. However, in the older days, they did without as much of the shoddily written melodrama, the games would have a few amusing characters, and the gameplay would be excellent. Rather than less story, it seems from X onwards they've been trying to infuse more story, without realising it has always been, and continues to be, the weakest part of the series.

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    Comment by FallsfromGrace
    06:20 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I consider myself a FF Fan, I've played them all and enjoyed most, although I haven't finished them all for certain.

    I stopped playing XI when I found you just cannot level solo, at all.

    XII was great for 40 hrs then you realise its pretty much playing itself.

    Regardless of what anyone says I enjoyed XIII, I don't really care about the linearity or the shops, how often does a Lv 40 say, I really need to go bash some rats in the first dungeon.

    XIV has probelms certainly, but it is pretty. It seems that almost any innovation from the last 10 years of online play has been left out, but it also seems intensional. It not incomplete, its like they said 'we really want the game to feel like real life, if you want to walk to the next city its supposed to take hours, and how many critters really live in deserts, they're supposed to be empty. Oh and maps just show you an area, they can't do cool sat nav stuff in real life'

    Its an online game so it may change, but it seems they decided on a game ethos and are sticking to it, regardless of what players may want.

    What I most want is a proper inventory system myself, its just a list, no games done this since the 80's.

    I'll play until my free month runs out and then decide, but don't forget, it is pretty.

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    Comment by FallsfromGrace
    06:29 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh by the way I forgot to mention that I'm still waiting for any part at all of the game to be fun, it is pretty though

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    Comment by Akeashar
    18:59 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, FFXI had a awesome storyline... until the end of Chains of Promathia. Then they totally dropped the ball in ToAU, partway through the WTF campaign had me quitting and swapping to WoW.

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    Comment by Abel Liegod
    21:45 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh SquareEnix what happened to you?
    You dont even trust the shit you just pooped anymore...

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    Comment by Ukonkivi
    00:52 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a physical level 20 Lalafell(moar liek Lolifell amirite?) who's main job is a Level 19 Thaumaturge, I haven't run into any fatigue or any problem with the leveling system whatsover. I play way too much a day, so if there really is a fatigue system, you have to not be able to go a week without sleep.

    There are already characters past level 30 physical, and they are saying the same thing. Fatigue? What fatigue?

    I am playing more than 8 hours a day, and have noticed not a single problem with the leveling.

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    Comment by Ukonkivi
    01:07 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Putting that into perspective, I'm behind a lot of players by only being physical level 20. It's more common to see a physical level 24 it seems like.

    And given that the level Cap is currently level 50, 20 divided by 50 is 0.4. That's %40 finished with the current laid level cap. With no sign of fatigue. So if you're meaning the fatigue system by saying that the level up system fails, that's quite incorrect to me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:07 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    earlier there was an 'infinite xp glitch' (big surprise) article.. sadly though i had more fun playing around with the character creation screen than i did with the actual game itself.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:11 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    HEY, beta beta beta SWING beta beta beta SWING

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    Comment by Anonymous
    17:24 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'It's beta' should be a meme by now.

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    Comment by alex251
    17:35 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'It's square' should be a meme by now.
    *fixed*

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:40 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    For the old-time Square whores, that'd be an insult.

    It'd be 'It's Squeenix' or 'It's Square-Enix'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:58 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @anon 17:40
    this

    the old square games were awesome.
    it's really too bad this went down the drain,
    i have a sad.
    this funeral isn't only for FF only, but also for the square in square-enix.
    i'll go play some front mission in memory of a once great company.
    too bad they killed that franchise as well by creating FM Evolved.
    what the hell are you people doing, seriously guys.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    21:17 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Comparing Square with Squeenix is like comparing Japan with China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:55 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *does 70s hippy tone* Duuuuude.. dont be such a SQUARE....enix.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 06/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interesting.

    Gotta love all the China hate.

    Getting old fast.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    17:57 05/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That funeral photoshop made my day. xD








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