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Delivery Terror: 16 Deliveries That Could End Your Life

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Unfortunately for closet otaku seeking to avoid having their creepy purchases exposed to the eyes of friends, families, neighbours and postal workers (and in some particularly unfortunate cases, customs), not every online retailer is sensible enough to employ plain cardboard boxes and uninformative labels.

Japanese otaku recipients share some of the worst “delivery terror” they have struck with:

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“Ona-hole + DVD set”:
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“Bishoujo game (lolicon) – adult PC software”:
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“…(porn included)”:
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“They’re not pantsu so it’s not embarrassing! Drama CD”:
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“Nanoha Tissue Box”:
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“They’re not pantsu so it’s not embarrassing! Campaign”:
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“Child porn”:
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Strike Witches seems to be a particularly egregious offender, although the title of practically any eroge or ero-manga printed on a box is sure to spell disaster.

Fortunately, most online sellers seem to recognise the value of the brown cardboard box in preserving the recipient’s privacy.

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