Yui, K-ON!’s moesome lead guitarist, has already received a number of unofficial ona-hole incarnations, but the HIP Onabeat is by far the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs, and a miniature dildo (the intended usage of which is fortunately unclear).
Most of these images come from an article at otaku-oriented maker ホットパワーズ / Hot Powers’ website, which is incidentally recommended for readers of Japanese – the blog-diary format used along with some Japanese Internet-speech makes for an interesting read.
As in all of these sort of parody products, no specific mention of the actual character or series can be made on the product, so the K-ON!-ish logo art and an unmistakable likeness of Yui herself are sheer coincidence.
The packaging itself, the yellow text besides Yui’s twin hairclips shouting “Hymen Hole”!
Also included in the box is a bottle of “blood lotion” (officially called: “血ローション”) in the top right.
Yui’s lower half stands in front of the firing line in this amusingly framed shot.
“Insertion” action.
The aftermath of the dildo’s assault results in the previously applied blood lotion oozing out of the ona-hole.
The higher than average price of this premium ona-hole also allows for a second point of entry.
The front half of the ona-hole is shown opened here, allowing for easy cleaning of the blood lotion and any other liquids that might find their way inside.
A cleaned-up shot with the lotion removed.
Here is a little gag involving Hot Power’s “scat lotion”.
The scat lotion happens to have its own product page as well.
Here is the rear half of the ona-hole being pried apart.
A side-view of the onahole, after the two halves have been fully separated.
A full view of the two halves, clearly showing the two channels.
The hole is of course on sale openly in Akiba, shown here at the Lammtarra Epikari store in Akihabara, with a very marked-up price.
The black text beside Yui’s head goes: “Ehh? Either (hole) is fine~”, and some of the lower blurbs on the right side read: “Emotion-moving Pure Blood Lotion” and “Real Version!!”
The shop stocks many similar products – some of which may be familiar:
A design similar to a certain mahou shoujo can be seen on the left and a character coincidentally resembling Hitagi near the right.
A closer shot of the “Nanoha” box, allowing Fate’s matching product to enter the frame.
Vocaloid (or, Virgin@loid) ona-holes, with Megurine Luka, Rin Kagamine and Hatsune Miku on display.
Lastly, these new “Haru-nyan” ona-holes are included, available in Haruhi, Nagato and Mikuru flavors.
Back to the Yui onahole:
The numbered blurbs on the back of the package are too fun to pass over:
- You can be the first to rip her!
- Love juices flow!
- Her anus is also “a first time”!
One lucky otaku user has even left a review, translated here:
I bought it since it was cheap, but it feels surprisingly good.
On just the first go I really went ahead and burst…
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That artificial dick seems awfully small...
And it seemed to be pretty tight around it.
The whole thing looks small, but the "tight," I'm sure is intentional.
What if you don't use enough lube and become stuck... are you goign to be mistaken for someone who tried to rape?
get a knife and be real careful
Or just save some money by baking a pudding, filling with cherry/chocolate sauce and fucking that instead.
The pun in "Ona Beat" is freaking genius.
What a waste of good pudding.... =(
The POWER of IMAGINATION!
why not just masturbate the natural way.
it's a much freakign cheaper option.
You can give the pudding to your sister afterwards. The cream filling is made with love.
Virgin blood lotion and brown shit lotion? ROTFL
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Chocolate-Cherry pudding...
*stomach growls*
I wonder when the Azunyan version comes out...
Cherry chocolate raiiiinn !
idk about you guys but i find that.....thing.....somewhat disturbing
I know, right ?
cake fucking , its sweet and sexy.
Real Americans do that with pies.
japanese penis sized
Seriously, 6 inches and 6.8 inches in length. They need to make these things 8.5 inches at least.
"the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs"
Hahaha I got my tea bursting out from laughing so hard!
Guro though... :mellow:
Because it's japanese size.
What in blazes is this?!
Blood and shit lotion?!
I would go for the ona hole alone, i really dont like blood or shit while I fuck ya know...
"you can be the first to rip her"
now there's a marketing tag-line for ya...
don't be forgetting about that anus...
You mean ripping it OPEN like that?
When they open up the cavities filled with red lotion, I got the same feeling I got when reading that article on RealDoll factory. Brr....
Yui guro
Or the first to rip this onahole which costs 5k~10k yen...
Why the hell would "ただ1回目で裂けてしまいました・・" translate into "On just the first go I really went ahead and burst…" anyway?
He meant that this onahole ripped(a.k.a got damaged) after just one 'go' at it.
they used google translate
LET IT RIP!!!
Lol,seems like these products are getting upgraded annually.The two halves remind me of gelatin desserts...
Seems like these products are getting upgraded ANALLY.
I sure hope that scat lotion smells like shit too. Could be a full-fledget shit sausage coming out for copro-maniacs
No, its just wrong, and its gross. eugh.
I mean, the cunt model that they use on there is obviously one of a loose 70 yo prostitute. A real virgin wouldn't have those roast beef folds hanging out.
I wonder who is the real virgin here.
@ Anon 16:42:
Chengsta is not a virgin--he's had a _LOT_ of experience with 70-year-old prostitutes!
"Uhhhhh... is that you in that fursuit, Grandma Smith?"
"You betch'a! Get it up and move it, sonny, I
@chengsta
"A real virgin wouldn't have those roast beef folds hanging out."
QFT...
Sharp eyes, friend...
I've been an avid fan of "H-COSINE" and let me tell you, I've seen my fair share of 'Roast Beef' while browsing his hentai CG art...
Only virgin boys have it difficult to handle different types of pussies. H-Cosine is quite good, i like his stuff too!
There is many artists with similar pussy fascination, i only hope some of them would not be so anal. A-thing is one i don`t like.
to chengsta: No, a young virgin would probably have pink flaps hanging out!
If there`s some folds or not, it`s natural. Inner pussylips develop to what they are without sexual activity. Ppl have different noses, ears etc. body parts, so why not these body parts would be different too?
Do you believe you can train your dick grow bigger too?
I hate all those ignorant myths circulating about sexual issues, like those ridiculously overblown stories about hymen.
not that i'd actually buy these things. Im just making an observation. I've slept with alot of tramps, and a little bit of roast beef is fine, but i've never seen any that just hang out like THAT on a virgin--only on those ho's.
why...... is..... there.... scat lotion...
Because it makes it more "realistic"
One hole for blood, the other for shit! Yay!
I've never really understood peoples obsession with virgins...
virgins i understand, but the blood that (sometimes) goes along with it? i would think people would want to go to greater lengths to AVOID that part.
Virgin blood is one thing, but shit? O_O
fucking shit....
I know I would if it's Azu's.
Never heard of 'scat'?
Lesson: If you want to fuck your girl in the ass, make her eat laxatives first to take out the unnecessary trash.
or make sure she had made an enema. she can do it during the bath, easily.
And more lubrication, too.
It's not something you have much of a choice about. My ex bled like a stuck pig on her first time and it got everywhere, bed, walls, I mean everywhere. We were afraid to go back to that hotel again in case they wanted to charge us extra next time!
haha poor her i was one of those girls that never bled.
Call the cops to the hotel afterwards. Would be fun to see them searching a non existant corpse. ^_^
Blood is proof of virginity.
Otherwise I demand a refund.
To Belthasar 12:59: Me neither. They seem to think a pussy is a dead hole in flesh, when in reality it has more muscles than man`s penis. A woman must be aroused, naturally, to get those upper and lower muscles in vagina really work and pumping!
It can feel very tight, and a penis really gets what it can take in a hour or two.