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Top 10 Signs a Guy is a Mothercon

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Japanese women have indicated that they are particularly reluctant to date men with a “mother complex” – a mother’s boy. The below ranking indicates how they intend to spot one.

The “mother complex” (abbreviated “mazacon”) term may be a Japanese invention, but the concept it identifies is familiar internationally as a “mother’s boy” – an adult man who is overly attached to or preoccupied with his mother, a common source of concern to female partners.

The signs:

1. He’s always messaging his mother

2. He’s always bragging about his mother

3. He’s always talking about his mother

4. He always compares the food he cooks unfavourably to his mother’s cooking

5. He prioritises the opinions of his mother over those of his lover or wife

6. His clothes were bought for him by his mother

7. If he has any problems, he immediately goes to his mother for advice

8. He’s always getting calls from his mother

9. His underwear was bought for him by his mother

10. He’ll only date women his mother approves of

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  • Meh the clothes my mom gets me always gets complemented by everyone for how good it looks. If it aint broke why fix it?

    Than again that is the only thing i do thats on the list so…

  • Pole for orphans and adopted people to feel better about themselves? Its not even half the picture these people here harrass people till they die, including old women in houses, they robbed us vandalized our vehicles poisoned our pets and you say moving back home to help protect your mom is bad?

  • these mommy’s boys…

    must have been breast-fed till senior high….

    signs 6 and 9 – actually it wasn’t that bad.. u get to save money to spend on ur fetis… erm, interest more..

    • well in some asian countries it can denote as filial.. some mothers still work hard labour to provide for younger children..

      unless its the other kinds of massage.. place other than the shoulder…

      • Than you’re ignoring two pretty important sections actually.

        The feet and the lower back (and no I don’t mean the ass, actually the lower back). Women often are “locked up” in those areas.

        And massaging those gets them to unwind and relax.

        Learned how to massage from my mom, and the ladies I’ve been with, who’ve needed those skills, were quite pleased with them.

        Sure I’ve added some things of my own as well over the years, but that’s only if I want the massage to turn up the heat a bit. Usually, it’s more of a… “You look beat.. Here, I’ll help you relax a bit. Feel better? Now just stay put, I’ll get dinner ready.” situation, and that’s just something that leads to more heat down the road.

  • The list is indeed a mamma’s boy list with the exception of

    4. He always compares the food he cooks unfavourably to his mother’s cooking.

    Get over it ladies, they were feed from birth (breast) till their teens by mom, and likely through their teens at home by a mother’s cooking.

    All their habits and tastes will be largely dominated by what they experienced growing up. Unless their mother was a lousy bitch of a mother that is.

    Not everyone has a great mother.
    But some do.

    And the day your man say’s it tastes better than their mother’s is the day you have just been told the equal of you’re hot, or smart, or any other form of milestone achievement that can be considered the greatest level of accomplishment.

    My wife took several years of practice before beating my mom at making meatloaf, and now I usually share the meal only grudgingly. It’s easier to get me to share chocolate 🙂

  • 1. He’s always messaging his mother
    whats wrong with talking to your mom? there is at least 1 thing that happens any given day you can tell people about.

    2. He’s always bragging about his mother
    well what if his mom is amazing. and given how japanese women are, its probably something along the lines of, she knew how to save money and get a fucking job to pay for her frivolous shit

    3. He’s always talking about his mother
    ok this can get annoying, but so can women talking about there fashion shit. just consider this payback for us having to listen to you drone on about shit we don’t give a flying fuck about

    4. He always compares the food he cooks unfavourably to his mother’s cooking
    the way your mom cooks is what you aspire to cook like, it gives you a warm feeling and its also what you are programed at a young age to expect from home cooking.

    5. He prioritises the opinions of his mother over those of his lover or wife
    well lets see here, the opinion of a person who only wants the best for you, over the opinion of someone who wants the best for herself, and you come second… yea i know who i trust first

    6. His clothes were bought for him by his mother
    im just guessing but one of the things that a mom can always do for there kid, at least to bond as adults without having similar interests would be shopping. and given that japanese tend to stay at home until they marry (its the reason sex hotels are so big and well known of there) its not unreasonable.

    7. If he has any problems, he immediately goes to his mother for advice
    depends on the problems, is his dick stuck in his zipper? or is it a real life decision, and he has no idea what to do? see reason #5 for more details. he gets a job offer to work outside the country for a year, should he take it and send you money? or should he decline it to stay with you. most women in japan, get the fuck out and make me more money to piss away.

    8. He’s always getting calls from his mother
    define always, once a week, once every few days, once a day? and i have the feeling that the call length is more important than the frequency. if its a 15 minute call a day, or a half hour a week, or an hour a month, than shut the fuck up and deal with it you overbearing cunt.

    9. His underwear was bought for him by his mother
    see number 6, but this is more creepy if they are in there 20’s

    10. He’ll only date women his mother approves of
    he values family over all else, and doesn’t want to create a rift int he family. now if his mother doesn’t approve there is generally something totally fucked up with you, and if there isn’t than maybe she is picky and wants you to earn her approval. if you cant do that for someone you love, than go fuck yourself

  • 1. no
    2. opposite xD
    3. no
    4. well, i can cook better 😮
    5. no
    6. yes, cuz i am too lazy to go shopping
    7. no
    8. no
    9. see 6
    10. hell no

    funny thing is, i like mature women and even MILFs 😀

  • I can tell you sign 5 is the ultimate relationship killer. What sucks is when your mom HAPPENS to be right and your woman’s wrong, and your woman still wants you to blindly favor hers instead.

    As for number 10, Malaysians have this common belief that your marriage won’t survive for long if you don’t get their blessings. I guess the Japanese have worn out of their Asian values. WESTERNIFICATION FTW!

    • I kinda agree with this. My own parents split up when I was 5 because my mother did not like how much time we spent at grandma’s. But wife and mother can love equally and shouldn’t compete.

  • Meh i have some of these but that’s just cause i’m toolazy to get my own underwear and i crash at home. As for the others well i spend most of my money on otaku goods so getting clothes for myself is rare but i do pick em out.