The mysteries of man most perplexing to Japanese women are ranked below – the differences between the sexes clearly are not about to be resolved any time soon.
1. He was desperate to date you, but once you started dating he no longer cares
2. He thinks he’s really doing well if his girlfriend can cook a stew
[there appear to be some substantial differences in opinion between the sexes as to how easy it is to prepare Japanese cuisine based on stewing, or “nimono”]3. He thinks it’s all over once you get married
4. Even though he has a girlfriend he still goes on group dates (goukon) for fun
5. Whenever he’s with his friends he starts talking tough
6. He thinks he can see his girlfriend any time he likes so she becomes a low priority
7. He tries to impress with his manliness by eating large helpings and hot dishes
8. He says he doesn’t see the point in marrying so he won’t marry
9. He won’t ask people about things he doesn’t know as he doesn’t want to be indebted to them
10. He ignores his girlfriend and talks solely about himself
See also the previous mysteries of the male and female hearts for further insights.
1. = Asshole
2. = I cook for myself so…..
3. = It is
4. = That seems a little dumb don’t you think ?
5. = Maybe you don’t understand how guys talk to each other
6. = No, She has a schedule too, I’d make sure it was okay first. I don’t get what low priority means though in this context @.@
7. = People think stuffing your face like a fat ass idiot is manly ? Guess I better get me to a buffet.
8. = Neither Do I
9. = I rather not get lost, I’d probably ask, It is just awkward for some guys to do things like that, what is so strange about it ? I’m sure there are things women feels uncomfortably doing too.
10. = What ? Sorry, I’m can’t hear you over how awesome I am. Just Kidding, That guys is a complete ass, I usually would assume he would see her and ask something like ,, hey, what’s up ? ” ,, Anything new? ” or ,, How was your day ?
” I guess I’m the only one that does that. Isn’t there anything else to talk about ? Try to lead him into another topic, I can’t really think of anything good, maybe just something simple, like, ,, That reminds me of …. ” usw…
Marriage is heaven
It becomes hell when you let a lazy demon in your life.
The demon is you or her or him and you.
Whoever does the other wrong, just isn’t true to themselves they can find their own Heaven seeking your hell as well.
women = worthless
vagina’s = fun
if this man logic doesn’t make sense to women then all hope is lost for humanity
So far, only 9 applied to me.
Marriage = many things… But it doesn’t end there….
Ending up alone in your dreamhome after 60 years of marriage and your wife dies…. NOW THAT! That is the END! It happened to my uncle…. Now he cries in his sleep or when he is lonely. Good thing his grandchild appeared!
LOLZ at the grandchild… might be future gay…. Hard-headed too….