Top 10 Traits That’d Turn You Off a Guy

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Women revealing what it is would turn them off a boyfriend yield up a list which is headed by an item likely to be particularly problematic for many males.

The ranking:

1. His room is messy

2. His dress sense is bad

3. His cooking is bad

4. He gets excited over everything

5. He’s bothersome

6. He’s restrictive

7. He’s forgetful

8. He’s got a sharp tongue

9. He’s a narcissist

10. His timekeeping is loose

The ranking for the other sex.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    07:23 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    being poor not on the list come on all ,you gold digging whores be honest

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    Comment by DP
    08:21 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    If you make them sexually happy they do not they aren´t interested in any money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:52 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Pfft... What are you, 12?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:19 18/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    > implying you can get the opportunity without a shiny offering

    oh u.

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    Comment by Fapping Time
    07:19 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    but all is forgiven when you have lots of cash and a large cock...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:32 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "His cooking is bad"

    Women are so demanding, they expect us to be manly and then do all of their jobs to, you can't have it both ways. ;)

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    Comment by brningpyre
    06:16 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I see that "is rich" is mysteriously absent.

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    Comment by DP
    08:18 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That comes after the first date.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:32 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks like the only traits from that list I don't have are number 2, 3, 4 and maybe 5.
    Shit, I'm fucked aren't I?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:52 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am guilty of 3-4 and basically I don't give a fuck, my gf is more than happy with me, couldn't care less what some flat-chested little yellow bitches have to say.

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    Comment by alex251
    02:10 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If think there is a mistake...
    This is a list how women actually are :)

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    Comment by RakkaKaze
    02:20 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guilty of occasional 1 as well as slightly more common 2 and 7~!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:41 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    News flash, this is almost exactly the same as the other list. Get over it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not any one of those except that my cooking's really bad.. i made one of my friends crap on the spot. lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't cook so my cooking can't be bad
    I'm guilty of 1,2 and 10

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, come on.. we always know that the number 0 is "He is poor".

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:54 09/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everything in the ranking is a straight male.

    Girls love faggots for some fucked-up reason.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:52 09/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    this list is bullshit.

    here is the real list:

    1.He is not rich
    2.He is not good looking
    3.He is not popular

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:28 09/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yay, 10/10. I'm perfect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 09/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1-10 pegged me dead.
    I guess there's always 2D...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 09/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In this comment, weaboos who realize they're fucked up and has no chance with women, so they whine and go into the defensive. Lol, pathetic worms.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:32 31/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    >8. He’s got a sharp tongue

    Yeah, I can see how that would be painful

    *ba dum tss*

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    08:06 02/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dang - who's desktop is that?

    I hope its not the author's.
    Coz it can't be mine, yah its a little untidy and my cat likes to nibble on my snacks when I'm not lookin.
    0_o*?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:17 15/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1 my room is messy too i don't care
    2 i like when they dress well it makes them looks delicious and if they smell good what a nice BONUS
    3 who cares
    4 i like hyperactive people opposite attracts
    5 bothersome how?
    6 yes im free u understand? free
    7 im forgetful too, i have all birthdays written down
    8 if it only sometimes and only because he is really really mad cuz that happens to me too
    9 ugh
    10 what¿

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    Comment by kajunbowser
    08:50 14/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    #10 must have a caveat to it out of any combination of these options:

    1. Must really like the guy
    2. He's handsome or cute
    3. Money situ is good (at least)
    4. Has some skillz in the bedroom (if you know what I mean, and I think you do)

    Otherwise, it escapes me that this is not higher than #10.

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    Comment by Sirf*aplot
    12:41 09/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. His room is messy
    You got me there, I can clean it up like once every two weeks but it would get messy again.

    2. His dress sense is bad
    No fasion sense at all, I dress in drab colors and simple clothing.
    3. His cooking is bad
    I cook for my family, so I think my skills are at least average
    4. He gets excited over everything
    Just some eroge stuff, for ex. how majikoi has Yuko Goto, Shizuka Itou, Kyon, and Ledouche.
    5. He’s bothersome
    Dunno about that, my friends seem to enjoy my presence.
    6. He’s restrictive
    I'm blase about everything, but then again, never had a gf, so wouldn't know
    7. He’s forgetful
    Just the not important stuff. Important stuff like gun specs I can remember
    8. He’s got a sharp tongue
    Hardly, socially awkward.
    9. He’s a narcissist
    Nope, low-self esteem due to assymetrical mandible/jaw and non-perfect teeth.
    10. His timekeeping is loose
    Not for important stuff.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1,2,8,9.
    No wonder I'm still alone.

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    Comment by PrinceHeir
    11:08 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "He gets excited over everything"

    over what exactly? porn?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Small penis is not on the list?!!! Omg there is none?! What country are they from? I'm moving there tonight!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol damn I was like "in about a day or 2 there will be a male version of the top 10 like there normally is" and it comes out in less than a day

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:27 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...damn...ive got 7 or 8 out of those traits..i forget...GOD! that trait number 8!

    Comment by Pyrus
    14:01 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Thou shalt not live in a pig sty.
    2. Thou shalt not dress like a pig sty.
    3. Thou shalt not burn dinner.
    4. Thou shalt not give a (insert expletive of choice).
    5. Thou shalt not be a pain in the @$$.
    6. Thou shalt not say "No!"
    7. Thou shalt always recall all things always.
    8. Thou shalt not use caustic speech.
    9. Thou shalt think of me.
    10. Thou shalt have a schedule and a timepiece.

    Lo and Behold! The (Proposed)Law of the Covenant between Japanese Woman and Male Victim. Stiff-necked men who will not keep these Commandments shall only know and be known by his hand.

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    Comment by Shuubi
    17:21 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My turn!
    1. His room is messy : Define 'messy'. I have a very messy room myself so I dont judge people on their mess. If he just has a lot of his belongings everywhere, that's fine. If he has week-old rotting food and dirty laundry and rubbish...yeah, that's a turn-off.

    2. His dress sense is bad: As long as he clothes are washed I don't mind. A nappy dresser is aesthetically pleasing, but it's just a plus; the opposite isnt necessarily a minus.

    3. His cooking is bad : Like I've said before, there's nothing sexier than a man who cooks (ie, Hosaka), but if he can't it's not his fault. Problem is, neither can I, so it would be awkward. We could learn together though.

    4. He gets excited over everything : ...personally I find this kind of adorable.

    5. He’s bothersome:
    I don't really know what 'bothersome' refers to in this context.

    6. He’s restrictive: I wouldn't want some control-freak.

    7. He’s forgetful: It can be annoying, although it depends on the severity of what he's forgotten. Like if he forgot my birthday, that'd be a kick in the teeth.

    8. He’s got a sharp tongue: I dont really have strong opinions on this either way.

    9. He’s a narcissist: Looool. It's kind of a turn-on for 2D characters (again, Hosaka) but I guess it doesn't work well IRL.

    10. His timekeeping is loose: No strong opinions either way.

    My biggest turnoffs:
    1. He's closed-minded
    2. He doesn't wash/smells bad
    3. He makes blanket statements about other groups despite only knowing maybe 1 or 2 people in that group. Surprise, suprise, that's most people here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:41 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Number 9 is the only point, I agree with. The rest..I don't care..I have a great fiancé =)

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    Comment by Guro
    14:01 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Number 1 needs to be "he's ugly". 'Cause if a guy is hot I am willing to overlook everything else.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm number 7 but that's about it.

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    Comment by vega427
    01:11 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I did better than I thought I would. I'm only guilty of #2.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:35 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Phew. I'm none of those lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:06 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm all of those...

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    Comment by Zippydsmlee
    21:33 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Messyness is awesomeness!

    2. I can barely dress myself.

    3. I can cook pretty well at least.

    4. I don't get excited much anymore...

    5. I R annoyzing?

    6. I don't put out...

    7. What I forget now? :P

    8. Dull dull dull

    9. I is not prety.... nothing to be self adsorbed over other than my own opinion...

    10. Time? waz dat?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:29 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Attraction isn't a choice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:30 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So they don't mind if he hits her?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:34 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think that's kind of a given... Though, yes, it is kind of a glaring oversight... Though, I think it may be more of a first-date or meeting kind of thing. Like just getting to know each other. So, this would be before the hitting and stuff would start.

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    Comment by Naison
    01:35 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I laughed, but to the Anon above me, yes, it's kind of a given. Good point.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    looks like both guys and girls of the survey want someone to cook for them , that's quite a bad start :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:22 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah i think they just want to share the cooking, well in my case I like to be cooked for, but at the same time also cook cause we make different styled meals and I'd get bored of the one. Plus you can learn from each other if you're a good cook.

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    Comment by Yohei
    22:21 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    they forgot bout the " Tissue Boxes / Rolls "

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    Comment by DP
    09:28 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You don´t need them if you have a girlfriend.

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    Comment by Baronight
    22:14 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    4. He get excited over everything

    i do not know about other but i find this is an exceptionally good trait as human being...
    that's how you can enjoy live to the fullest like Akari does (Aria series)

    if a guy does not enjoy/excited over several stuff..
    he is probably a rather boring guy and you just can't have good conversation with a guy that does not excited over stuffs

    IMO, the more the merrier...

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    Comment by Sir Romance
    23:17 07/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This. I'm an apathetic guy and I still consider vivacity a good trait. In fact, if a girl dated me, she'd be asking why I'm not excited more often!

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    Comment by kumesana
    07:40 08/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, but there probably are domains of interest that do get you excited. Just the wrong ones.

    Most women would call that 'get excited over everything' at argument or break-up time. That's usually just before they inform you they always simulated, you have a tiny penis and you generally have poor sexual skills.







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