Woman Arrested for “Auto-Erotic” Driving
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Aug 30, 2010 10:02 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Cars, Crime, Exhibitionism, Ohio, Onanism, Sex Toy, USA
Police have charged a woman they found onanising whilst driving.
Police initially pulled over the 36-year-old Cincinnati woman, unfortunately pictured, as they suspected her car windows were excessively tinted, but officers soon discovered why she might want such a dark tint.
She was, they reported, sat in the driver’s seat with her trousers unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap, whilst watching a pornographic video on a laptop helpfully being held by a friend in the passenger seat.
Police ticketed her with a count of “impaired alertness” and another of having illegally tinted windows, and also charged her with possession of drug paraphernalia as she allegedly had part of a crack pipe in her purse.
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CAN NOT UNSEE!!!
CAN NOT UNSEE!!! x2 WHY MUST ARTEFACT ADD THE REAL PICTURE. 3DPD
Agree that which has been seen cannot be unseen, might explain the real reason for the excessive tint on the windows lol
This is why I like looking at comments first. I'm able to block images before I can see them.
This is notably less hideous than some people whose faces have graced previous articles. Quit bitching.
I'm also rather impressed with these folks avoiding dying. Driving scares me shitless.
Daiyousei has been confirmed for being 15 years old.
The police should have praised her for tinting the windows.
"unfortunately pictured"
Oh you... XD
OH GOD! Why do you do this to us Artefact?!!
A decent bit older than that, actually. The woman's a far cry from attractive, but she isn't as hard on the eyes as a lot of the people pulling this sort of shit.
its me or sankaku complex is full with racist because we are raging on how much the fuck is that woman ugly after imaging the scene of the arrest and the poor policeman
^^^
wtf are you talking about racism for, ugly is ugly no matter what race you're from.
@HKE Yea doez racis american fat pigz... dey shoold love dat ass.
Idiot.
Women can be beautiful/hot regardless of skin color. But that my man... looks like a monkey made out with a gorilla and go infected with walrus disease. Actually... I think a walrus looks infinitely better than her.
3DPD
"excessive tint on the windows"
EVERYTHING are in place because of SOMETHING!!!
I think the police officer will get a nightmare for a few week...
@Daiyousei
Yu'know when I first started driving it made me a little nervous. I told my mom and she says it's cool I can admit I'm scared. I'm like "being nervous and being scared are 2 different things." If your not just nervious, lulz at you:p
Even if you would paint the windows entirely black, I bet somehow her horrible ugliness would still shine through.
An abomination like that should never be shown in broad day light...
Damn. If only she hadn't used crack, maybe she'd be a looker (and it would've been made of win).
I think I have a crush on her…
anon in love .....
I hope you mean the 2D ???
Scary thing is, he doesn't. D:
Hey, everyone needs love. The more people pick out the mutt faces the more beautiful ones are left for the rest!
My respect for you has just significantly dropped Darkrockslizer.
But the more people pick the mutt faces the more of them are kept in the gene pool ...
@18:16 Wow, I didn't expect there were people who respected me O.o That's a first!
@Darkrockslizer
You may not be aware of this but, but other girls like me might have thought you were slightly cool, some of them may have even been interested in you.
Honestly you have some good opinions every now and again, but sometimes.. nevermind.
Other "girls"... I see what you did there, anon.
@ 01:58 But didn't you suspect I might have written that because I am myself an ugly, miserable soul alone in the dark, waiting for someone to come and love me?
Or am I still trolling? Who knows...
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!1 MY EYRES , ARTEFACT I HATE !!1 I dont like to sound racist but holy shit just seen the first image and then see the woman face just recreate the scene im now my brain is getting raped of just think it
"OMG black person pictured, must give racism disclaimer no matter what I post"
Grow up ffs.
3DPD. Give her a burka and send her to a muslim country never to be seen again.
My eyes, they burn!!!
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING
Excuse me while i go scrub my retinas and do a full brain reformat....
Here, have some brain bleach.
fugly
even uglier than Gary Neville
HOW ABOUT MORE UGLIER THAN GARY COLEMAN THE DWARF NIG!
I think almost everyone here needs to have their eyes checked by a doctor after being cauterized from seeing a monstrosity...
I have nothing left to be checked, they dried up.
Stop acting like you look any better.
I bet 60% of the people here look as bad or worse. My downvoting will be proof. It's fine to say she is ugly, but I just love how these people believe they look so much better.
Remember that thread for sankaku users to post there pictures, yeah exactly.
*facepalm*
Im black and to be honest. It is rare, and when i say rare i mean finding a dodo rare , that i find other niggas attractive. Honestly there is only 2 black girls in this world i have seen and that i would date. AND THAT N!GGA IS DEFINETLY ON THE UGLY AS FU** LIST!
At least she did the right thing by overtinting her car windows. I mean if it weren't for the tinted windows i'm pretty sure there would be car accidents aplenty due to all the drivers ripping out their eyeballs while still behind the wheel in sheer pain.
Ask yourself this...
Her face?...
Or her cooter?...
I wonder why God hasn't equipped humans with the unsee feature =((
I would have enjoyed this article quite a bit more without pictures other than the top picture.
I can't fap to this!!!!!
You shouldn't. Chances are your dick might shrink in the process
I was almost going to fap until I show the 3D pick!!!
I hate those traps.
If you fap to this your dick will fall off.