57.5% of Japanese Girlfriends “Expect Sex at the Fireworks”

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A survey of the expectations of Japanese women visiting the fireworks reveals that most consider it a prelude to hot sex.

The survey, conducted by a cosmetics vendor, asked 400 women aged 18-45 about their dating expectations when visiting fireworks events (hanabi).

57.5% of women anticipated sex with their boyfriends, though only 24.8% had actually managed this feat.

Not all was romantic sex under the fireworks however – horror stories of women unable to put their yukata back on by themselves after the deed surfaced (for obvious reasons Japanese men may not be much help with traditional Japanese lady’s attire, and many women will have had mothers or female friends help them don the unfamiliar outfit).

Needless to say, owners of recalcitrant Japanese girlfriends may wish to make a beeline for the nearest fireworks display.


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    Avatar of moreno
    Comment by moreno
    15:04 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    that.. does sound like useful info. cool.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    15:12 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah wearing a Yukata with out any underwear(maybe because it's hot) really in the mood for sex. TASTY JAP GIRL!

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    Comment by X_FANG
    15:45 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think summer is japan mating season...
    *set the vacation to japan at summer*

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    16:27 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Summer IS the mating season, but does not bear many offspring for that matter.

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    16:31 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Real men doesn't need to know how to tie things. They only need to know where to insert things!

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
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    Comment by Schrobby
    17:41 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Knowing how to untie things helps, though. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Darkrockslizer
    What if you're into bondage...? And you might want to help your lady get dressed again, otherwise she could call it rape!

    @Schrobby
    Being able to untie things help a lot as well. Such as the Yukata your girl is wearing. Unless you prefer doing it while she's wearing it.

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    Comment by MasterYuke
    01:02 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    OH SAY CAN YOU SEE~~~

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    Comment by carn
    01:51 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Always be prepared. Carry a maid uniform on dates in case the girl has a cloth malfunction.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    05:30 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    smiles* just tie it like your shoes... velcro yukata?... i might be on to something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:24 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ carn
    GENIOUS!!!!!

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    Comment by awesome
    16:07 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and for some reason chick in a pic wears everything under yukata

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    Comment by Schrobby
    17:40 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My dick is rising like a rocket, ready to pierce the heavens! ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:59 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    0.0001 centimeters is hardly enough to pierce anything

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    Comment by Joebloggs
    20:58 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'd at anon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:52 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No little girls will come near you, Mr. Rorikon.

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    Comment by Avian_Meido
    04:55 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ledah stop harassing that guy >_> seriously you're being stupid.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    05:25 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Avian_Meido:

    Mikage is unable to even comprehend logic. Talking is futile, I tried that for several weeks.

    Mikage is on the warpath the last three months together with the rest of the trollastic four, Ku_Fei, Kusinga and RawrFear. All save Kusinga are permbanned, but they keep trolling. It's all they can do. Their life would be empty without trolling. It's all that keeps them going. They are truely a sorry bunch.

    Maybe I should call them trollastic five, since Archer joined them. Heh. Well, doesn't nmatter.

    @the trolls:

    I certainly noticed getting a lot negative votes from you the last few days. Do you think I care about you downvoting every post I make?

    I give you a hint: No. Not at all. ^_^

    I guess it has a positive aspect, though. It makes the job for Artefact easier. He just has to check who's downvoting me all the time to find your new fake accounts. Heh.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    05:25 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Avian_Meido:

    Mikage is unable to even comprehend logic. Talking is futile, I tried that for several weeks.

    Mikage is on the warpath the last three months together with the rest of the trollastic four, Ku_Fei, Kusinga and RawrFear. All save Kusinga are permbanned, but they keep trolling. It's all they can do. Their life would be empty without trolling. It's all that keeps them going. They are truely a sorry bunch.

    Maybe I should call them trollastic five, since Archer joined them. Heh. Well, doesn't nmatter.

    @the trolls:

    I certainly noticed getting a lot negative votes from you the last few days. Do you think I care about you downvoting every post I make?

    I give you a hint: No. Not at all. ^_^

    I guess it has a positive aspect, though. It makes the job for Artefact easier. He just has to check who's downvoting me all the time to find your new fake accounts. Heh.

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    Comment by Avian_Meido
    05:57 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Schrobby: I've also heard about what you've done, and I don't really approve of your behaviour either. Just flinging the word troll to everyone that disagrees with you isn't the way to go either, just ignore him and don't provoke him and don't even try and deny it because I know you have provoked him. And Ledah has asked me to tell you that he doesn't has a new account (yet), that Ku Fei_lover doesn't has one either, and that Rawr_Fear doesn't even frequents the site anymore. As for Kusingia, I don't really know what he does but he seems like an ok guy. Just ignore them, I'll also tell Ledah to stop harassing you ok? Now let's all be happy :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've never harassed Skrobby though. He's a silly silly man. And lonely too from what I hear though I've also seen it :3 Oh and no one likes you Skrobby just so you know. Well except those that don't actually know you that is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And that is all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:42 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sigh...

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    Comment by Schrobby
    08:15 22/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Avian_Meido:

    1) I only retaliate due to the constant several month long attacks.
    2) I don't call everyone who doesn't agree with me a troll. I use this term only for some select few people. Five to be exact. I listed them above.
    3) I did not provoke Mikage. There was no need to do that. He just kept attacking like a broken record. Seems he has no life at all.
    4) He has no new account? I hope you are kidding. His accounts got deleted multiple times. He forged my account and that of a mod. He was treatening me and a mod. I happen to know one of Mikage's accounts that is still active. That guy probably has more accounts than fingers.
    5) I won't ignore them. I tried that for weeks and nothing changed. I'm not Jesus. They attack me, I shoot back. They stop, I stop.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 22/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you're wasting your time bro.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:12 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The only proper way to wear a yukata, IMHO...

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    15:24 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesn't these percentages seem low to some people?....

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well yeah. But then again they only asked 400 people. They should have asked around 10,000.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    16:14 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The rest are busy shouting "Kagiyaaaa" or "Tamayaaaa", which drowned out the voices of the 24.8% who were shouting something else.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:18 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agree about sample size. Japan has about 127 million ppl, dunno about male/female ratio but 400 is about point 0.000003% of population. So article is claiming based on a test of 0.000003% of population more than half of (all) japanese girls want sex during fireworks. Plus sample group is skewed, cosmetic vendor girls tend to be more vain. vain usually = hot/ sexually promiscuous but dont really represent most japanese girls.

    Title got my hopes up but after reading details not gonna put much weight behind it. Can still hope though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:52 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That assumes that there are actually 10,000 unmarried women in Japan actually dating anyone at any given time, though.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:08 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That assumes if you can ever get one as your girlfriend in your lifetime to prove that theory.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:09 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    57.5% of women anticipated sex with their boyfriends, though only 24.8% had actually managed this ''feat''.
    AH!, Japanease guys really sucks if having sex with your boyfriend is a feat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    400 is a decent sample size. The accuracy of surveys is not changed much by the size of the population. The main factors are the % that you got and the number of samples. For this survey the real value is almost guaranteed to be between 52% and 63%. The chance that the real value is less than 50% is less than about .001%.

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    Comment by Kitsune9Tails
    05:52 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Statistics works on random samples and errors. 400 may be good enough for a few percentage points of error, if the sampling was random enough. Choosing the women after the fireworks shows with mussed hair or poorly tied obis is probably NOT the best way to choose a random sample, but otherwise...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:46 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now we combine this info with "Top 10 Foreigners Japanese Want to Date" and if your American and can't get laid in Japan then you truely fail.

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    15:54 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess they aren't content with the fireworks inside their body...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Ah yes, I remember a sex scene with fireworks in the final episode of a hentai anime called "Welcome to Pia Carrot 2"...

    Here's the download for those interested...

    http://www.wurmknighthentai.com/PiaCarrot2.html

    The fireworks sex scene is in Episode 3...They are on a rowboat having sex with fireworks in the background...

    Comment by PhillB
    16:51 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Girls like shiny stuff. Any kind of shiny stuff.

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    Comment by SnooSnoo
    17:22 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Will a glowing penis suffice?

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    Comment by Crowbar
    17:34 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    May the force be with you.

    PSHEAANNNNG

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:01 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Girls like shiny stuff. Any kind of shiny stuff"

    Mmmh... how about a mirror-polished penis reflecting the fireworks? Will it suffice in turning on the remaining 42.5%?

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    Comment by Crowbar
    17:26 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder if Love Plus also teaches you how to fix a yukata. After all, didn't some otaku say that the game doubled as a RL tutorial?

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/08/15/love-plus-practice-for-real-love/

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    Comment by Schrobby
    18:09 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is nothing to fix if you know what you do. The sash holds the yukata together, hands off that thing. You'll never be able to tie it right once open.

    Just pull the yukata open at the chest to gain access to the girls DFC (or whatever you prefer) and push up the lower part to gain access to the dick garages. If the girl is really traditional there won't even be pantsu in your way. When done closing the yukata at the chest is easy. Enjoy! ^_^

    BTW, make sure to have a blanket to prevent the yukata getting dirty. Take a picknick basket with you as excuse to have it. ^_-

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    Comment by DirtyPair
    05:16 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank for the explanation.

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    Comment by Crowbar
    09:11 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seconded.

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    Comment by RakeStriver
    17:47 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and the day ends with a boom! ;)

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    Comment by patamon
    11:06 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe you mean "with a bang".

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    Comment by Night4ce
    18:13 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Very useful indeed.. Sadly the men in japan aren't as.. Doggy..? are they are in the US. Agree?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:31 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You seen their fireworks? It's a fucking sardine can of people arm to arm all with cameras and phones pointed at the fireworks.

    Now if they where expecting to get gang raped, I might understand those feelings then.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    06:17 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is indeed some valuable information. However, putting that yukata back on sounds like a deal breaker...






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