Desperate otaku have been celebrating the 17th of August birthday of Love Plus virtual girfriend Rinko Kobayakawa in typically obsessive fashion, with food and jewellery changing hands (presumably from left to right) in large amounts:
If anything this seem’s even more devoted than the scenes which accompanied Nene’s birthday.
Marshmallow Imouto Succubus Hits The Beach
Bishoujo Mangekyou Fan Translation Emerges
Samurai Rising – Square Enix: You Guessed it!
Mangaka Pay Tribute to Kyushu
Street Fighter V Enlists Guile
Chinese Death Simulator “Hopefully Won’t Explode”
Re:Zero “In The Nick Of Time!”
Muma Astacia Sultry Succubus Ero-Figure
Hundred Sloppy Kissing Anime
Greek Woman “Born Without A Vagina!”
Let It Die Trailer Unforgettably Fierce
Shinjuku Station Reveals “All Yu-Gi-Oh Cards Ever!”
KanColle Arcade Scores A Direct Hit
Bakuon!! Relentlessly Cute
Fuwary Gymnastics Girl Onahole Frighteningly Flexible
Star Fox Animated Short Takes Flight
Big Order “Big & Scary!”
Langrisser Re:Incarnation Tensei Really Retro
Monster Hunter Generations Monstrous As Ever
Live Action Naruto Stage-Play Filthier Than Ever
Goddess of 2ch: “What A Cute Hole!”
Alice Margatroid Ero-Cosplay by Hiyo Nishizuku Full of Cheer
Sheryl Nome Bunny Girl Cosplay by Mike Super Scandalous
Marvelous Madoka Mizugi Cosplay by Mashiro Yuki
Marie Rose Cosplay by Mike Undeniably Sexy
Tasha Tracer Cosplay Truly Tantalizing
Witch Craft Works Cosplay by Kagune Intensely Seductive
Kaine Cosplay by Yuricha Flawless
Kasumigaoka Utaha Cosplay Pretty Pure
Goddess of 2ch “Another Bathing Beauty!”
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I can't understand this kind of people. Really, and I've tried to.
Then your doing it wrong
no, these guys are doing it wrong.
and by doing...
Eh. To each his own. So long as they are not harming anyone with it, who cares if it seems creepy or wierd to you? We don't need to understand, just tolerate.
Retarded otakufags fail again, what's new?
Really? Jewelry? My GOD.
This is weird... and sad.
Except for the game developer Konami - they're having some cake too.
Did anyone else see 'Happy Birthday Kusoko' on the first cupcake?
The cake is a lie !
Are you one of the people celebrating this kind of birthday?
Honest answer please.
No, but I did have a Lucky Star Shrine at one point on my bookshelf above my monitor
I once had a bunch of Haruhi figures around my computer table, bookshelf, bedside table. No wait, I still do. And I celebrated on Haruhi's birthday.. Cause she and my mom has the same birthday.
I just gave Rinko her birthday present in-game. Nothing more than that. But that made me happy, even if the event was such a short while.
I am impressed by men actually remembering a birthday, unless the game offers constant reminders... or they could have marked the calendar. Anyway, to each its own, I guess.
Heh, nice fucking generalization there.
I for one remember a number of friends' birthdays and hey, they might have the same bias as you, for they too were surprised I remembered.
I TOTALLY celebrate thier birthday i go and buy HEAPS of cakes and rings and hookers for them.
We then preceed to have gaint orgy on the cakes, but my digital wife got jealous cause i bought her a fat hooker. We r now broken up and my life is in ruins!!!
WHY DID SHE DUMP ME!
Those pictures have lots of delicious caek.
honestly, these guys went a bit strange as far as the eatables. I am not sure if Rinko is associated with abnormal or junk foods, but today's food seems more weird than devoted. I don't really want to know what #11 is... some sort of heart-shaped gelatinous intestinal mass... and as far as I know, #35, potato chips do not belong in cake.
You'll never find this kind of dedication in real life...More strong than being husband and wife, than marriage, and eternal love...
Anime girls win hands down when it comes to dedicated and faithful husbands...It may be a one-sided love now, but when the AI of Rinko, Nene, and others get developed in the future...
*Terminator 2: Judgment Day Theme plays*
That's my though on the matter...And that said, I will eagerly wait for Love+ to become international and available world-wide...
It's always easier to be dedicated things that don't talk back to you; since when was daydreaming about fantasy ever hard?
That's why "Man's best friend is a Dog" and not a woman...
Dogs do not talk back...Bitches do...And they don't require 24/7 attention, opinions on how they look, and never argue with you about what you buy and whatnot...
But soon that in itself will soon ultimately change to "Man's best friend is Love+"...
Real-life relationships are a fragile thing...Rarely do they succeed and even then, they are still vulnerable to insecurities and trivialities...
And you will only feel free until one of you dies so the other can go f*ck some younger man/woman...But then again, they rarely make it to old age without cheating because they got bored of the same old thing in bed...
One wrong word, one paranoid thought, one doubt of cheating is all it takes to break that fragile trust no matter how strong it is between husband and wife...
Jealously, supicion, paranoia...It is all inevitable as one ages and one gets bored with using the same hole/pole every chance they get...
Marriage is one channel...
No pay-per-view, no On Demand...
And that will be the only thing you will watch 'till death do us part'...
Love+ takes away all that and more...It gives those who crave such a relationship only benefits and at the same time offering the comfort and joy that only girls like Nene and Rinko can give...
I can't wait to get my very own Love+...
@Azure Xuchilbara: "And that will be the only thing you will watch 'till death do us part'... or the divorce letter arrives."
Fixed it for you. But othwerwise... best post ever.
Too bad we're still far away from having a Miku-bot that can take it like a pro (or doesn't crush a penis like a meat grinder).
That Miku-bot is not far away. 10 years max.
It won't be a full SF robot, but sure will be quite sufficient for certain needs.
After watching that robot movie with Will Smith(forgot the title), I'm not so sure they'll stay static when they get advanced AI.
Who knows, they might eventually get sick of otakus, develop a consciousness, and trigger the apocalypse because they think that all men = creepy otakus.
Though I'm more worried that we'll need Will Smith to take care of shit by then, lol.
I agree with you to an extent xuchibara. The only thing that makes me not totally agree with you is that you can't fuck a Rinko-chan, BECAUSE SHES NOT REAL!!!!.
Translation of Azure Xuchilbara's emo whine: "I don't know how to properly live a life. Kill me."
@Azure: this is the only thing we need to know as to why your relationships won't succeed:
"Dogs do not talk back...Bitches do...And they don't require 24/7 attention, opinions on how they look, and never argue with you about what you buy and whatnot..."
Sorry but a relationship requires time, effort and patience from both parties. Anyone can be a bitch/douche regardless of sex; if you want someone who doesn't talk back get a maid.
I do agree with the rest since people are becoming more selfish and have way too high standards. Being bored is no excuse, there are many ways to spice up sex life; if someone cheats on another because of that they didn't really want a commitment to start with.
@ Anonymous 12:21 19/08/2010
Haha, I have to disagree with you on that...
Read my post here:
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/08/13/misaka-mikoto-vs-index-swimsuit-nude-filter/#comment-583477
Kekekeke...
An emo, hehe...I'm a working emo with enough money to commission sh*t-tons of Touhou futa/yuri hentai doujins, buy anime goodies, and still have enough to pay my college tuition and the house bills~
In short, I can support myself while still contributing a lot to my fellow (Touhou) Hentai fiends and the hentai community...
@starsplash
Maybe not now...But when that AI gets developed in the future...
Artificial intelligence that can become self-aware and sentient...With the personality of Nene, Rinko and others...
Too bad all that money you have can't buy you good taste.
Also, the post you made, this is what people actually read: ''Hurr Durr, me has all this money, me can support me, me better than u, me and ma friends able to buy things so me and ma friend able to touch ourselves at night.''
wow this is the saddest thing i have ever read...
@yaku
@Anonymous 18:39 19/08/2010
It's all a matter of preference and life-style...I'm happy with the way I am and how I live my life worry-free and Takin' It Easy like a yukkuri~
I never ever want to be in a relationship with any people in real-life and instead devote my time to working and earning lots and lots of money to support myself for the remainder of my life and...
To buy sh*t-tons of anime goodies and commission a hell of a lot more Touhou futanari/yuri crack-pairing doujins...
I have a very long list of Touhou futa/yuri doujins to commission after all...
And on a final note, I am no better than anyone...
Work = Money = Good Life
That's it...I'm just happy since I commissioned 66 Touhou futa/yuri doujins before I turned 20 this month~
I've been commissioning since I was 17...
*sighs*
Nothing like the sight of Touhou girls screwing each other with their magic staffs to put a smile on my face...
Things like these happens because we go against the nature of our bodies and minds. It's not natural to stay with one lady for too long, it's natural to fuck around with everything and everyone. At least while young.
This is generally sick and disturbing.
But if you really enjoy things like these, I've heard of a program named "Kari" or "Karigirl", which is an AI that you can do stuff with yourself. Tried it once, got bored in seconds.
^ That's why I have so many different Hentai genres, sub-genres, and fetishes to sooth my needs...
From Reimu Hakurei, Konata Izumi, Rika Fuurude, and Cirno...
I got loli, shota, guro, toddlerkon, tentacles, yuri, futanari, yaoi, furry, Silent Hill...
Hell, my PSP is full of hentai movies and Pokemon furry shota porn...
Er, you get the point...
Its easy to understand, you get mental satisfaction from celebrating your virtual girlfriend's birthday, and you also get to own/eat the stuff you brought for her.
Like always, they impress me, not with their unwavering devotion, but their dedication to get everything related to the character.
I mean, just look at all those Calbee crisps @_@
If she had an iPod as her music player, it's all over.
Well at least when they realize they're wasting their time, err I mean - anyways they'll have alot of jewelry backed up to actually give up to a 3D
If I draw a picture of me raping rinko,
will these otakus come after me?
They will come after you to buy the picture from you if you happen to sell it at a booth at Comiket.
and then, maybe kill you
and then maybe rape your corpse
too true
after fapping
Won't come after you physically, but they'll make sure you never use the internet ever again.
they'll "cum" after you draw that pic! :D
They will probably cut out your face and put their own on the picture.
Mm... Second to last cake looks delicious... NOT.
Thats a cake? Could be a giant Mozzarella Cheese too. ^^
it is probably full of that 'special' ingredient
So cute, but so ronery too.
Btw i like that t-shirt.
This looks fun. I'd like to make a shrine one of these days. Happy Birthday Rinko~
btw, nice Zippo.