Desperate otaku have been celebrating the 17th of August birthday of Love Plus virtual girfriend Rinko Kobayakawa in typically obsessive fashion, with food and jewellery changing hands (presumably from left to right) in large amounts:
If anything this seem’s even more devoted than the scenes which accompanied Nene’s birthday.
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damn ,I never had that nice birthday present ....
what the fuck is picture 17?
At least the bakeries are having more sales with all these birthdays otaku add to their agenda.
Sad but those cakes looks delicious.
Btw is better to accept loneliness than live a lie for the rest of your life.
as long as they don't hurt anyone it's okay. though how much money this guy has spent is just staggering :\
Wow (and not in the good way)
How on earth is she holographic?
Witchcraft
Damm who asholes are this guys
WTF, what are those guys thinking ?? Oh yyeh let'S merry a gameboy, uh your so tiny and this little howl is so sexy or WHAT???. DAMN, this is just a bunch of creepy graphic, their live must suck so hard.
Oh well I'll buy my Pc a cake tomorrow and I'll ask it "will ya merry me" .. you fuckin peace of plastic. YOU DON'T EAVEN HAVE A FINGER TO WEAR THE FUCKIN RING. ....That'S so stupid....
You are all missing the most important facet of the article. In the pics, there are goods that claim to be "Made in America." Since when did any part of America make anything, except for the US manufacturing guns? I want an investigation.
we are also huge pyros here. Hence why only the lighters are made in america.
I HOPE THE BIRTHDAY CANDLES BURN THEIR DSES LOL.
Hur hur, she and I share birthdays. Where the fucks my gifts?! Wait...I'm a guy...and not in a DS.
ok I tryed understanding that they are DATING games...i've actualy tryed and guessed it's pratice for real gf's..but...seriously?
first question...why haven't they gone out and tryed getting a real gf?
second one is if they keep trying to date said games...wont there race die out?
last question and more likely at statement but I'll say it anyway...Doesnt that explain why the women prefer Americans? We actualy have the urges to screw them and be with them and not a game...
These people are the equivalent in Japan to our Hot Topic losers. Every country has its group of people who never get out but try to have some sort of connection that gets them nowhere. The example here being the crfeepy Love Plus lame game.
The money of the dead, the money of the deaaad.
One step for insanity, one step closer to lower birth rates.
I wonder if japan well go extinct when they create Yukai100 like Rinkos and Nenes ?
Besides the birth rate, I mean when the
skylovenet system is up and running by kodami.~insert Judgement day music here~
guess why are otakus fat - they have to eat for two :)
Apparently their DS's need potato chips to run.
I don't understand this conection to Love Plus. So a picture that blimks at them and says nice things is anough to drive them into insanity?
Rinko's favourite food is Potechi (Potato Chips)
More of the same tragedy, although at least retailers are making money off of them.
I totally want an AR Rinko phone strap now.
If only they made a Shrine dedicated to Love Plus?
And again some hopeless virgins celebrate the birthday of an pixel girl. At lest she will never leave them for someone better.
They'd seriously help themselves if they stopped treating women like princesses
But they don't.
They only treat 2D women like princesses.
Because they scared of the real ones.
I like cheese.
Those look like some really yummy cakes. no lie.
Is that a half-melted cola ice heart?
I have tried that game, it's
ok good if we remove that kiss feature, it bothers me so much. Everytime on a date you have to kiss and kiss... The story is good but I got bored in 2 days, can't believe there are people doing thing like "that". Sure the japan's economy will fall if all otakus are gone.
I wonder if they are going to have birthday sex
If they put a hole in there ds.
I'm sure his penis could fit where the stylus goes.
lol
Rinko > Nene
Mm... Second to last cake looks delicious... NOT.
it is probably full of that 'special' ingredient
Thats a cake? Could be a giant Mozzarella Cheese too. ^^
If I draw a picture of me raping rinko,
will these otakus come after me?
they'll "cum" after you draw that pic! :D
They will come after you to buy the picture from you if you happen to sell it at a booth at Comiket.
and then, maybe kill you
and then maybe rape your corpse
too true
after fapping
Won't come after you physically, but they'll make sure you never use the internet ever again.
They will probably cut out your face and put their own on the picture.
I can't understand this kind of people. Really, and I've tried to.
Well at least when they realize they're wasting their time, err I mean - anyways they'll have alot of jewelry backed up to actually give up to a 3D
You'll never find this kind of dedication in real life...More strong than being husband and wife, than marriage, and eternal love...
Anime girls win hands down when it comes to dedicated and faithful husbands...It may be a one-sided love now, but when the AI of Rinko, Nene, and others get developed in the future...
*Terminator 2: Judgment Day Theme plays*
That's my though on the matter...And that said, I will eagerly wait for Love+ to become international and available world-wide...
It's always easier to be dedicated things that don't talk back to you; since when was daydreaming about fantasy ever hard?
That's why "Man's best friend is a Dog" and not a woman...
Dogs do not talk back...Bitches do...And they don't require 24/7 attention, opinions on how they look, and never argue with you about what you buy and whatnot...
But soon that in itself will soon ultimately change to "Man's best friend is Love+"...
Real-life relationships are a fragile thing...Rarely do they succeed and even then, they are still vulnerable to insecurities and trivialities...
And you will only feel free until one of you dies so the other can go f*ck some younger man/woman...But then again, they rarely make it to old age without cheating because they got bored of the same old thing in bed...
One wrong word, one paranoid thought, one doubt of cheating is all it takes to break that fragile trust no matter how strong it is between husband and wife...
Jealously, supicion, paranoia...It is all inevitable as one ages and one gets bored with using the same hole/pole every chance they get...
Marriage is one channel...
No pay-per-view, no On Demand...
And that will be the only thing you will watch 'till death do us part'...
Love+ takes away all that and more...It gives those who crave such a relationship only benefits and at the same time offering the comfort and joy that only girls like Nene and Rinko can give...
I can't wait to get my very own Love+...
^ That's why I have so many different Hentai genres, sub-genres, and fetishes to sooth my needs...
From Reimu Hakurei, Konata Izumi, Rika Fuurude, and Cirno...
I got loli, shota, guro, toddlerkon, tentacles, yuri, futanari, yaoi, furry, Silent Hill...
Hell, my PSP is full of hentai movies and Pokemon furry shota porn...
Er, you get the point...
@yaku
@Anonymous 18:39 19/08/2010
It's all a matter of preference and life-style...I'm happy with the way I am and how I live my life worry-free and Takin' It Easy like a yukkuri~
I never ever want to be in a relationship with any people in real-life and instead devote my time to working and earning lots and lots of money to support myself for the remainder of my life and...
To buy sh*t-tons of anime goodies and commission a hell of a lot more Touhou futanari/yuri crack-pairing doujins...
I have a very long list of Touhou futa/yuri doujins to commission after all...
And on a final note, I am no better than anyone...
Work = Money = Good Life
That's it...I'm just happy since I commissioned 66 Touhou futa/yuri doujins before I turned 20 this month~
I've been commissioning since I was 17...
*sighs*
Nothing like the sight of Touhou girls screwing each other with their magic staffs to put a smile on my face...
Translation of Azure Xuchilbara's emo whine: "I don't know how to properly live a life. Kill me."
@ Anonymous 12:21 19/08/2010
Haha, I have to disagree with you on that...
Read my post here:
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/08/13/misaka-mikoto-vs-index-swimsuit-nude-filter/#comment-583477
Kekekeke...
An emo, hehe...I'm a working emo with enough money to commission sh*t-tons of Touhou futa/yuri hentai doujins, buy anime goodies, and still have enough to pay my college tuition and the house bills~
In short, I can support myself while still contributing a lot to my fellow (Touhou) Hentai fiends and the hentai community...
@starsplash
Maybe not now...But when that AI gets developed in the future...
Artificial intelligence that can become self-aware and sentient...With the personality of Nene, Rinko and others...
@Azure: this is the only thing we need to know as to why your relationships won't succeed:
"Dogs do not talk back...Bitches do...And they don't require 24/7 attention, opinions on how they look, and never argue with you about what you buy and whatnot..."
Sorry but a relationship requires time, effort and patience from both parties. Anyone can be a bitch/douche regardless of sex; if you want someone who doesn't talk back get a maid.
I do agree with the rest since people are becoming more selfish and have way too high standards. Being bored is no excuse, there are many ways to spice up sex life; if someone cheats on another because of that they didn't really want a commitment to start with.
That Miku-bot is not far away. 10 years max.
It won't be a full SF robot, but sure will be quite sufficient for certain needs.
After watching that robot movie with Will Smith(forgot the title), I'm not so sure they'll stay static when they get advanced AI.
Who knows, they might eventually get sick of otakus, develop a consciousness, and trigger the apocalypse because they think that all men = creepy otakus.
Though I'm more worried that we'll need Will Smith to take care of shit by then, lol.
I agree with you to an extent xuchibara. The only thing that makes me not totally agree with you is that you can't fuck a Rinko-chan, BECAUSE SHES NOT REAL!!!!.
Things like these happens because we go against the nature of our bodies and minds. It's not natural to stay with one lady for too long, it's natural to fuck around with everything and everyone. At least while young.
This is generally sick and disturbing.
But if you really enjoy things like these, I've heard of a program named "Kari" or "Karigirl", which is an AI that you can do stuff with yourself. Tried it once, got bored in seconds.
wow this is the saddest thing i have ever read...
Too bad all that money you have can't buy you good taste.
Also, the post you made, this is what people actually read: ''Hurr Durr, me has all this money, me can support me, me better than u, me and ma friends able to buy things so me and ma friend able to touch ourselves at night.''
@Azure Xuchilbara: "And that will be the only thing you will watch 'till death do us part'... or the divorce letter arrives."
Fixed it for you. But othwerwise... best post ever.
Too bad we're still far away from having a Miku-bot that can take it like a pro (or doesn't crush a penis like a meat grinder).
Then your doing it wrong
Those pictures have lots of delicious caek.
honestly, these guys went a bit strange as far as the eatables. I am not sure if Rinko is associated with abnormal or junk foods, but today's food seems more weird than devoted. I don't really want to know what #11 is... some sort of heart-shaped gelatinous intestinal mass... and as far as I know, #35, potato chips do not belong in cake.
Are you one of the people celebrating this kind of birthday?
Honest answer please.
I am impressed by men actually remembering a birthday, unless the game offers constant reminders... or they could have marked the calendar. Anyway, to each its own, I guess.
Heh, nice fucking generalization there.
I for one remember a number of friends' birthdays and hey, they might have the same bias as you, for they too were surprised I remembered.
I TOTALLY celebrate thier birthday i go and buy HEAPS of cakes and rings and hookers for them.
We then preceed to have gaint orgy on the cakes, but my digital wife got jealous cause i bought her a fat hooker. We r now broken up and my life is in ruins!!!
WHY DID SHE DUMP ME!
I just gave Rinko her birthday present in-game. Nothing more than that. But that made me happy, even if the event was such a short while.
I once had a bunch of Haruhi figures around my computer table, bookshelf, bedside table. No wait, I still do. And I celebrated on Haruhi's birthday.. Cause she and my mom has the same birthday.
No, but I did have a Lucky Star Shrine at one point on my bookshelf above my monitor
no, these guys are doing it wrong.
and by doing...
This is weird... and sad.
Really? Jewelry? My GOD.
Except for the game developer Konami - they're having some cake too.
Eh. To each his own. So long as they are not harming anyone with it, who cares if it seems creepy or wierd to you? We don't need to understand, just tolerate.
Retarded otakufags fail again, what's new?
The cake is a lie !
Did anyone else see 'Happy Birthday Kusoko' on the first cupcake?
Like always, they impress me, not with their unwavering devotion, but their dedication to get everything related to the character.
I mean, just look at all those Calbee crisps @_@
If she had an iPod as her music player, it's all over.
Its easy to understand, you get mental satisfaction from celebrating your virtual girlfriend's birthday, and you also get to own/eat the stuff you brought for her.