Otaku Celebrate Rinko’s Birthday


Desperate otaku have been celebrating the 17th of August birthday of Love Plus virtual girfriend Rinko Kobayakawa in typically obsessive fashion, with food and jewellery changing hands (presumably from left to right) in large amounts:


If anything this seem’s even more devoted than the scenes which accompanied Nene’s birthday.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:51 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    God among men.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:28 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    damn ,I never had that nice birthday present ....

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    Comment by Guro
    12:54 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what the fuck is picture 17?

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    Comment by yaku
    12:40 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least the bakeries are having more sales with all these birthdays otaku add to their agenda.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sad but those cakes looks delicious.

    Btw is better to accept loneliness than live a lie for the rest of your life.

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    Comment by PrinceHeir
    13:25 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    as long as they don't hurt anyone it's okay. though how much money this guy has spent is just staggering :\

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    Comment by Stangace20
    10:36 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow (and not in the good way)

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How on earth is she holographic?

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    Comment by Anonymous
    08:57 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damm who asholes are this guys

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF, what are those guys thinking ?? Oh yyeh let'S merry a gameboy, uh your so tiny and this little howl is so sexy or WHAT???. DAMN, this is just a bunch of creepy graphic, their live must suck so hard.
    Oh well I'll buy my Pc a cake tomorrow and I'll ask it "will ya merry me" .. you fuckin peace of plastic. YOU DON'T EAVEN HAVE A FINGER TO WEAR THE FUCKIN RING. ....That'S so stupid....

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:51 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are all missing the most important facet of the article. In the pics, there are goods that claim to be "Made in America." Since when did any part of America make anything, except for the US manufacturing guns? I want an investigation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:02 04/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    we are also huge pyros here. Hence why only the lighters are made in america.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    14:20 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hur hur, she and I share birthdays. Where the fucks my gifts?! Wait...I'm a guy...and not in a DS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:20 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ok I tryed understanding that they are DATING games...i've actualy tryed and guessed it's pratice for real gf's..but...seriously?

    first question...why haven't they gone out and tryed getting a real gf?

    second one is if they keep trying to date said games...wont there race die out?

    last question and more likely at statement but I'll say it anyway...Doesnt that explain why the women prefer Americans? We actualy have the urges to screw them and be with them and not a game...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:53 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    These people are the equivalent in Japan to our Hot Topic losers. Every country has its group of people who never get out but try to have some sort of connection that gets them nowhere. The example here being the crfeepy Love Plus lame game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The money of the dead, the money of the deaaad.

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    09:40 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    One step for insanity, one step closer to lower birth rates.

    I wonder if japan well go extinct when they create Yukai100 like Rinkos and Nenes ?

    Besides the birth rate, I mean when the skylovenet system is up and running by kodami.

    ~insert Judgement day music here~

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    Comment by alex251
    15:29 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    guess why are otakus fat - they have to eat for two :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:26 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Apparently their DS's need potato chips to run.
    I don't understand this conection to Love Plus. So a picture that blimks at them and says nice things is anough to drive them into insanity?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:57 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rinko's favourite food is Potechi (Potato Chips)

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    Comment by Sukunai
    09:39 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    More of the same tragedy, although at least retailers are making money off of them.

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    Comment by elysdeonx
    08:08 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I totally want an AR Rinko phone strap now.

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    Comment by Myballz
    08:02 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If only they made a Shrine dedicated to Love Plus?

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    Comment by DP
    08:01 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And again some hopeless virgins celebrate the birthday of an pixel girl. At lest she will never leave them for someone better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They'd seriously help themselves if they stopped treating women like princesses

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    Comment by loli in a box
    08:31 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But they don't.
    They only treat 2D women like princesses.

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    Comment by DP
    08:34 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because they scared of the real ones.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:15 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like cheese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those look like some really yummy cakes. no lie.

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    Comment by Dia
    08:14 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is that a half-melted cola ice heart?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have tried that game, it's
    ok good if we remove that kiss feature, it bothers me so much. Everytime on a date you have to kiss and kiss... The story is good but I got bored in 2 days, can't believe there are people doing thing like "that". Sure the japan's economy will fall if all otakus are gone.

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    Comment by LotionExplosion
    08:13 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder if they are going to have birthday sex

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    Comment by DP
    08:32 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they put a hole in there ds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:37 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm sure his penis could fit where the stylus goes.

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    Comment by DP
    09:12 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by TK-Chan
    07:34 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mm... Second to last cake looks delicious... NOT.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:52 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it is probably full of that 'special' ingredient

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    Comment by Klingengeist
    07:48 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats a cake? Could be a giant Mozzarella Cheese too. ^^

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    Comment by ☆ БОSS ☆
    07:33 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If I draw a picture of me raping rinko,
    will these otakus come after me?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:55 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    they'll "cum" after you draw that pic! :D

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    Comment by Artefact

    They will come after you to buy the picture from you if you happen to sell it at a booth at Comiket.

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    Comment by Tenshi
    07:36 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and then, maybe kill you

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:58 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and then maybe rape your corpse

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    Comment by LanceRayne
    08:50 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    too true

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:50 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    after fapping

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    Comment by TK-Chan
    07:35 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Won't come after you physically, but they'll make sure you never use the internet ever again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:58 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They will probably cut out your face and put their own on the picture.

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    Comment by Wishy
    07:33 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't understand this kind of people. Really, and I've tried to.

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    Comment by Dreck
    09:45 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well at least when they realize they're wasting their time, err I mean - anyways they'll have alot of jewelry backed up to actually give up to a 3D

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    08:08 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'll never find this kind of dedication in real life...More strong than being husband and wife, than marriage, and eternal love...

    Anime girls win hands down when it comes to dedicated and faithful husbands...It may be a one-sided love now, but when the AI of Rinko, Nene, and others get developed in the future...

    *Terminator 2: Judgment Day Theme plays*

    That's my though on the matter...And that said, I will eagerly wait for Love+ to become international and available world-wide...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:36 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's always easier to be dedicated things that don't talk back to you; since when was daydreaming about fantasy ever hard?

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    08:55 19/08/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    That's why "Man's best friend is a Dog" and not a woman...

    Dogs do not talk back...Bitches do...And they don't require 24/7 attention, opinions on how they look, and never argue with you about what you buy and whatnot...

    But soon that in itself will soon ultimately change to "Man's best friend is Love+"...

    Real-life relationships are a fragile thing...Rarely do they succeed and even then, they are still vulnerable to insecurities and trivialities...

    And you will only feel free until one of you dies so the other can go f*ck some younger man/woman...But then again, they rarely make it to old age without cheating because they got bored of the same old thing in bed...

    One wrong word, one paranoid thought, one doubt of cheating is all it takes to break that fragile trust no matter how strong it is between husband and wife...

    Jealously, supicion, paranoia...It is all inevitable as one ages and one gets bored with using the same hole/pole every chance they get...

    Marriage is one channel...

    No pay-per-view, no On Demand...

    And that will be the only thing you will watch 'till death do us part'...

    Love+ takes away all that and more...It gives those who crave such a relationship only benefits and at the same time offering the comfort and joy that only girls like Nene and Rinko can give...

    I can't wait to get my very own Love+...

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    04:53 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ^ That's why I have so many different Hentai genres, sub-genres, and fetishes to sooth my needs...

    From Reimu Hakurei, Konata Izumi, Rika Fuurude, and Cirno...

    I got loli, shota, guro, toddlerkon, tentacles, yuri, futanari, yaoi, furry, Silent Hill...

    Hell, my PSP is full of hentai movies and Pokemon furry shota porn...

    Er, you get the point...

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    03:18 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)


    @Anonymous 18:39 19/08/2010

    It's all a matter of preference and life-style...I'm happy with the way I am and how I live my life worry-free and Takin' It Easy like a yukkuri~

    I never ever want to be in a relationship with any people in real-life and instead devote my time to working and earning lots and lots of money to support myself for the remainder of my life and...

    To buy sh*t-tons of anime goodies and commission a hell of a lot more Touhou futanari/yuri crack-pairing doujins...

    I have a very long list of Touhou futa/yuri doujins to commission after all...

    And on a final note, I am no better than anyone...

    Work = Money = Good Life

    That's it...I'm just happy since I commissioned 66 Touhou futa/yuri doujins before I turned 20 this month~

    I've been commissioning since I was 17...


    Nothing like the sight of Touhou girls screwing each other with their magic staffs to put a smile on my face...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:21 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Translation of Azure Xuchilbara's emo whine: "I don't know how to properly live a life. Kill me."

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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    13:12 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anonymous 12:21 19/08/2010

    Haha, I have to disagree with you on that...

    Read my post here:



    An emo, hehe...I'm a working emo with enough money to commission sh*t-tons of Touhou futa/yuri hentai doujins, buy anime goodies, and still have enough to pay my college tuition and the house bills~

    In short, I can support myself while still contributing a lot to my fellow (Touhou) Hentai fiends and the hentai community...


    Maybe not now...But when that AI gets developed in the future...

    Artificial intelligence that can become self-aware and sentient...With the personality of Nene, Rinko and others...

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    Comment by yaku
    12:53 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Azure: this is the only thing we need to know as to why your relationships won't succeed:

    "Dogs do not talk back...Bitches do...And they don't require 24/7 attention, opinions on how they look, and never argue with you about what you buy and whatnot..."

    Sorry but a relationship requires time, effort and patience from both parties. Anyone can be a bitch/douche regardless of sex; if you want someone who doesn't talk back get a maid.

    I do agree with the rest since people are becoming more selfish and have way too high standards. Being bored is no excuse, there are many ways to spice up sex life; if someone cheats on another because of that they didn't really want a commitment to start with.

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    Comment by Schrobby
    10:00 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That Miku-bot is not far away. 10 years max.
    It won't be a full SF robot, but sure will be quite sufficient for certain needs.

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    Comment by jamesownsall
    10:31 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    After watching that robot movie with Will Smith(forgot the title), I'm not so sure they'll stay static when they get advanced AI.

    Who knows, they might eventually get sick of otakus, develop a consciousness, and trigger the apocalypse because they think that all men = creepy otakus.

    Though I'm more worried that we'll need Will Smith to take care of shit by then, lol.

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    Comment by starsplash
    10:58 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with you to an extent xuchibara. The only thing that makes me not totally agree with you is that you can't fuck a Rinko-chan, BECAUSE SHES NOT REAL!!!!.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:13 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Things like these happens because we go against the nature of our bodies and minds. It's not natural to stay with one lady for too long, it's natural to fuck around with everything and everyone. At least while young.

    This is generally sick and disturbing.

    But if you really enjoy things like these, I've heard of a program named "Kari" or "Karigirl", which is an AI that you can do stuff with yourself. Tried it once, got bored in seconds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:51 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow this is the saddest thing i have ever read...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:39 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too bad all that money you have can't buy you good taste.

    Also, the post you made, this is what people actually read: ''Hurr Durr, me has all this money, me can support me, me better than u, me and ma friends able to buy things so me and ma friend able to touch ourselves at night.''

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    Comment by The Kiss
    09:29 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Azure Xuchilbara: "And that will be the only thing you will watch 'till death do us part'... or the divorce letter arrives."

    Fixed it for you. But othwerwise... best post ever.

    Too bad we're still far away from having a Miku-bot that can take it like a pro (or doesn't crush a penis like a meat grinder).

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    07:58 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then your doing it wrong

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    Comment by Schrobby
    09:55 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those pictures have lots of delicious caek.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:52 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    honestly, these guys went a bit strange as far as the eatables. I am not sure if Rinko is associated with abnormal or junk foods, but today's food seems more weird than devoted. I don't really want to know what #11 is... some sort of heart-shaped gelatinous intestinal mass... and as far as I know, #35, potato chips do not belong in cake.

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    Comment by Jack
    08:06 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you one of the people celebrating this kind of birthday?

    Honest answer please.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:28 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am impressed by men actually remembering a birthday, unless the game offers constant reminders... or they could have marked the calendar. Anyway, to each its own, I guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heh, nice fucking generalization there.

    I for one remember a number of friends' birthdays and hey, they might have the same bias as you, for they too were surprised I remembered.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:41 20/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I TOTALLY celebrate thier birthday i go and buy HEAPS of cakes and rings and hookers for them.
    We then preceed to have gaint orgy on the cakes, but my digital wife got jealous cause i bought her a fat hooker. We r now broken up and my life is in ruins!!!


    Comment by Anonymous
    22:15 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just gave Rinko her birthday present in-game. Nothing more than that. But that made me happy, even if the event was such a short while.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:00 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I once had a bunch of Haruhi figures around my computer table, bookshelf, bedside table. No wait, I still do. And I celebrated on Haruhi's birthday.. Cause she and my mom has the same birthday.

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    08:53 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, but I did have a Lucky Star Shrine at one point on my bookshelf above my monitor

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    Comment by MasterYuke
    08:04 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, these guys are doing it wrong.
    and by doing...

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    11:40 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is weird... and sad.

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    Comment by TNinja
    11:36 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Really? Jewelry? My GOD.

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    Comment by toyNN
    13:19 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except for the game developer Konami - they're having some cake too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Eh. To each his own. So long as they are not harming anyone with it, who cares if it seems creepy or wierd to you? We don't need to understand, just tolerate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Retarded otakufags fail again, what's new?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 21/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The cake is a lie !

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    Comment by SaruDa
    16:14 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did anyone else see 'Happy Birthday Kusoko' on the first cupcake?

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    09:14 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like always, they impress me, not with their unwavering devotion, but their dedication to get everything related to the character.

    I mean, just look at all those Calbee crisps @_@

    If she had an iPod as her music player, it's all over.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 19/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its easy to understand, you get mental satisfaction from celebrating your virtual girlfriend's birthday, and you also get to own/eat the stuff you brought for her.

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