Love Plus “Practice” for Real Love
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Aug 15, 2010 17:45 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dating, DS, Love Plus, Mass Media, Otaku, Relationships, Ronery
Love Plus can serve as good practice for having a real girlfriend, says someone with no girlfriend.
Quoth Asahi:
One 21-year-old Tokyo salaryman was buying goods at a seaside fireworks show. It was his third time there, he said: “It’s fun experiencing the game world together with the real one.”
He has a girlfriend in the game now, but no real one. “I think this might be good practice for when I can get a real girlfriend” he says. He intends to spend more time at a hotel next month with another Love Plus player.
Whilst it has often been called an “alternative” to real women, this is perhaps the first time it has been called mere practice for one.
Just whether any of this practice at doting over a DS is any use in securing a real mate is quite another question.
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Damn the artist can't draw hands.
that man is a bachelor for life
(he just doesn't know it yet,lol)
He should awake from his dreamworld.
You may say he's a dreamer but he's not the only one.
I hope some day he will join us, and the world will be as one!
It's gonna hit this guy hard when he finds out 3D women are more complex than their 2D counterparts.
inb4 "3D Pig Disgusting"
Oh dear...
Just admit that it's a substitute because you'll never get a real girlfriend. "Practice"... how deluded can you get? Disgusting!
Thank you for saying that. Amen. With all the beautiful, loving and wonderful girls out there, anyone who settles for a one-way, 2D, relationship is sad and pathetic. I pity them.
May they all find true happiness in the real world with a woman that can give them more than they'll ever find on a DS screen.
Lithium Ion Pwns You!
yep, i agree. if you have to hook up with your ds due to fail social skills, you can at least be honest and admit it.
I feel really sorry for the losers who take their DS on fucking dates and shit.
Well, tbh Persona 4 did helped me a little in my campus social life.. I'd like to see where this is going :3
Me too.
Let's hope he gets a girlfriend in the near future, so the reputation of Love Plus increases a bit and the female population stops nagging about they have no chance against Nene & co. .
This is why it is nothing like practice:
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6447/1277756027547.jpg
"with another player" so that means he bi sexual!!!!!!
He should try the elementary schools. They don't know you're supposed to spend money on them first.
(Yeah, Agnes. This is sarcasm. Not a real suggestion).
Japanese women know how to please a man because they practice on the Nintedo Wii system not on the Nintedo DS also Sony Move coming soon I am sure Japanese women will buy that system also because the controller looks like a vibrator with a blue ball on it.
Well what can i say, we all know that, interacting with others differ from person to person and love is a difficult thing to obtain, so it understandable for a guy who hasn't have a girlfriend compare two different things, Love Plus + to otaku are like true love because lets be honest most of the women out there are only interested in status rather that the actual person and unless you a) in shape b) good looking c) in a good job d) a asshole e)got money f) can do something for them, your chances with a relationship are small.
Practice for 2d wife .. wait 3ds is coming. Then 3D desu
i guess it's good practice for the real thing ^^
Someone's celebrating Rinko's birthday again... her birthday is on August 17, iirc.
An article about that should show up any moment now.
Hahaha! I think it could actually work.
I thought it would be opposite. Otakus probably view a real woman as practice for a love plus woman.
This is sad. =(
Does the game account for monthly cycles? If not, it most certainly does not prep you for what women are really like.
I know! Make a Love Plus For Women Edition! This way, all the other women in the same wavelength as these otaku can be attracted to each other, for playing the same game! This is gold, an untapped market expansion I say!
wouldn't work. many girls are touchy = like hugs and kisses. not what you'd usually get from a ds.
Lol if love plus was practice for real love then love plus wouldn't be necessary in the first place.
Wow! Real life Kami-nii-sama! Is he trying to advertise a live action of "The World God Only Knows"?
Rinko is so hot in that pic. Screw practice, she's the real deal.
Yume Miru Kusuri would teach you how to deal with bitches better
Yes...
By choking them, getting em high, impregnating them... and more choking.
Makes perfect sense. ^^
Well it's slightly more realistic than any hentai game is...
Women don't follow the sorts of scripts presented in dating simutions.
After everyone but you and Yumi have left the classroom, she nervously asks you to go to the library with her after school. You:
(a) Say, "I'm sorry, I have something I must do then."
(b) Say, "Sure."
(c) Put it in.
Real-world responses are:
to (a) - she slaps you and runs away, crying.
to (b) - she slaps you and runs away, crying.
to (c) - after having sex with you, she snaps a cellphone pic of you with your floppy, cum-oozing dick and your pants around your ankles, uploads it to her PC, Photoshops it in with a background of the football team, and posts it with your name onto the Internet.
Talk about your own experience?
@ Anon 04:07 :
Yeah, I hated that game. (That's also why I'm posting as Anonymous.)
So... hmm... You're at the beck and call of a machine that does nothing but want and need and have you do things for it, while never actually giving you any real pleasure, just wasting your day listening to its preprogrammed yammering and listlessly attempting to please it in a fruitless game?
...I find no flaws in this man's argument. It is a marriage simulator.
"He intends to spend more time at a hotel next month with another Love Plus player"
That doesn't sound gay at all.
He = 男
another Love Plus player= 男
hence, 男+男=ホモ
hurr I'm a durr
YARANAIKA
Hey gaiz, Gran Turismo is practice for my driving test!
and COD is practice for joining the military.
and rape eroge is practice for....oh wait...
Becareful, the feminists are ready with their Print Screen Button.. lol.
oh shit then am a....................
Oh wow. If that's the case, then I'm like a pro sniper, yo. D:
Hand me an assault rifle and I could probably wipe entire countries off the map. o.o
Nice.
There'd never be war again. :D
SO mortal Kombat is good practice on how to finish a fight but wouldn't i get a longer jail sentence ?
It varies by what you do. Do a simple Fatality or go balls out with a Brutality?
*Note
You can do an Animality if take lots of drugs before the fight.
Actually, when I was getting my drivers license, I used to practice on Gran Turismo 2. Got my license the first try.
I currently have a Class D license and probably could get a CDL if I didn't have to bother with drug tests.
And Super Mario Bros is practice for jumping on turtles.
Kinda but not really. Super Mario was practice for taking drugs. The whole time your popping shrooms while jumping around doing crazy shit in a fantastical world trying to save a princess from a giant king turtle when your really just a simple plumber. That's not tripping balls?
Try good old Carmageddon to know how to drive in cities, including chasing pedestrians.
Better yet, Twisted Metal so you can learn to customize your car/truck in the dire need to annihilate anything on the road, be it pedestrians or other vehicles. Plus it teaches you how to drive...i guess?
That's why I always stick with Grand Theft Auto. You got your Driving, Fire Fighter training, EMT training, Basic and Advanced Weapons, Pimping and Prostitution Ethics, Drugs, Police Evasion and Combat, Evidence Disposal, etc. It's like the Liberal Arts of the thug life.
PS. Personal favorite T.M. of the series was Twisted Metal Black.