Beauty is a Matter of Perspective

Beauty is all just a matter of perspective, as this tragic classic so aptly demonstrates.

The text is actually a heart-rending tale of love’s labours lost:

When I first started playing Oblivion I tried creating just the right sort of big-boobed loli-faced bishoujo I like.

I failed so many times, but eventually after spending half a day at it I came up with this – finally a face I can accept.

With a trembling finger I clicked “finish” on the character creation screen.

Loading soon completed and I saw the character I had created from another angle, and wept.

Right… This is 3D isn’t it? There’s no point in tweaking her face from the front only if the balance is completely off.