Beauty is a Matter of Perspective
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Aug 11, 2010 11:39 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Character Design, Comparison, Guro, Illustration, Moe, Parody
Beauty is all just a matter of perspective, as this tragic classic so aptly demonstrates.
The text is actually a heart-rending tale of love’s labours lost:
When I first started playing Oblivion I tried creating just the right sort of big-boobed loli-faced bishoujo I like.
I failed so many times, but eventually after spending half a day at it I came up with this – finally a face I can accept.
With a trembling finger I clicked “finish” on the character creation screen.
Loading soon completed and I saw the character I had created from another angle, and wept.
Right… This is 3D isn’t it? There’s no point in tweaking her face from the front only if the balance is completely off.










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Same thing happened to me with Mass Effect. Eventualy, I got it right enough to be satisfied but still that was a lot of work and the reward wasn't that good.
Yeah what's the point in a character creator thing if everything you come up with sucks. I should probably play it on PC with mods that fix all that.
The way I see it he'll just have to cut the face of Louise of Zero no Tsukaima then the boobs of Matsumoto of Bleach then paste them together. Presto! Problem solved, no need to waste your day.
Still love my character though..
http://sadpanda.us/images/185427-Y2OPQA4.jpg
http://sadpanda.us/images/185426-76EU218.jpg
http://sadpanda.us/images/185418-RDA0MCD.jpg
This is why mods are a must for oblivion.
WoW, I just came!
Whats the name of that mod? :O
No mod, face is custom fabricated by me using the Oblivion mod tools.
kinda off topic, is it just me or the "H" category just gone to thin air ?
First pic: Perfect - > Fap,Fap,Fap!
Second pic: Fake - > Back to First pic - > Moar Fap!
Conclusion: Only pervs here anyway so just - > Fapp!
When you say 'Only pervs here anyway' I assume that you are referring to your pathetic, lonely, little room where you 'fap' to fictional 2D characters because no real woman would come within 20 meters of you?
Are you talking about yourself? Get help dude!
The action figurine face never fails, why oblivion engine fail???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I did the same with my ME char :(((
Happened to my character in White Knight Chronicle too. Oh the horror.
Oh fuck her side look is ugly as hell
that was so not created in oblivion..
Nobody said it was, he the artist was just illustrating what happend.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/gscudder52/Demotivational%20Posters/perspective-motivational-poster.jpg [http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/gscudder52/Demotivational Posters/perspective-motivational-poster.jpg]
Yes, it is important.
I'd still tap that. more importantly, just do the character creation from an angle, halfway between straight on and side view.
all elder scroll series had awful female model creation don't worry I did try to create one too. failed. have to use custom skins.
omg. how can i even fap on this thing?
take ecstasy or something that will make you drunk and the image will look perfect.
you can, however, stab your eyes with a cooking utensils and fap.
of course,turning your monitor back and while you looking at the sexiness of the back of your monitor,you can cum anytime you like
First I have to get it through your head that getting chopsticks through your head might lead to premature expiration.
shinigami Chop! might do the trick.
Maka Chop is more effective since a book will give different effect.
My fapping session suddenly stopped... :<
Lol, the second one looks like Phineas with a wig.
By the way, where's Perry?
I howled with laughter.
When I saw the first picture I thought it was cute, then I saw the second XD
poor guy D;
you epic fail . lolz at you
Ouch -.-
Thats the funnyest fucking thing ive seen in a LONG time! Congratulations~ (You created a MONSTER) Good stuff!! :D
omg lmao!!!
trap or not. oppai still full of win :)
fake pic = fake. If you look carefully you see in the 2nd picture that the hair accesarry is overlapping the front hair. While in the first pic the hair is overlapping the hair accesary.
On top of that, her chin is pretty different as well.
Heeeyy, that pretty hot- OOOOHHH! Dx
Now he knows how Dr. Frankenstein felt.
*yacks* NASTY! It looks like it crawled out of a Walmart Super Center.
Character creations are the most difficult portions of any game when you try to make a beautiful woman. I tried it in both Mass Effect and Oblivion but it's near impossible. Men are easy to make. I remember trying hard to make a character that looks like a model or someone's face that has been photoshopped good. All I get to make are women with hideous face shapes and botox faces. I guess Western RPGs need the help of Japanese after all.
Try APB Anon. It's possible, you just need to spend about two hours doing it even with a good character creation engine.
OMG, that's hilarious. Made my day.
only when it lacks shadow.
LOL OVER 9000 times
ahahaha I'm playing Oblivion now and this is spot-on. I had to redo my character like 3 times :(
This made me cry.
It doesn't even look like someone manipulated by remote, it looks as though the girl HAD ACTUALLY HAD TO HAVE INVISIBLE HANDS SCRUNCHING AND PULLING HER FACE. It looks like something I could do with my own two hands and without a mouse.
Burn it with... god damn it get the nukes.
~"When I first started playing Oblivion I tried creating just the right sort of big-boobed loli-faced bishoujo I like. I failed so many times, but eventually after spending half a day at it I came up with this – finally a face I can accept."
~"Loading soon completed and I saw the character I had created from another angle, and wept."
This is double fail. Why?
1: Loli do not have big boobs, or mostly none at all. Loli-faced is no loophole to this natural law. People who give loli big breasts are blasphemous swine. You spent half a day trying to do something that was never meant to be done.
2: How could you spend hours doing that and not look once at what you were creating from any angle? That's worth an Epic Facepalm.