UNICEF’s Donations at Work


UNICEF Japan doesn’t only spend its donations suing critics into silence and campaigning against freedom of speech – it has also spent tens of millions of dollars building and maintaining its gigantic HQ in the middle of Tokyo.

Built by Mitsubishi in 2001 in Minato City, Tokyo’s most expensive and prestigious district, “UNICEF House” cost at least 30 million dollars to construct and boasts 3,702 square metres of office space across 5 floors and a basement.

The lavishly appointed headquarters was the cause of instant consternation when completed, with many questioning the appropriateness of an HQ more befitting a multinational corporation than a non-profit children’s charity supposedly concerned with improving the lot of starving third world children.

UNICEF Japan for its part claims the huge building was necessary “to save money.”

Photographs of the interior are completely lacking, save for the all important gift shop – those wondering about the relationship between UNICEF Japan and UNICEF proper might well notice the organisation refers to itself only as “UNICEF” here, and of course the name of the building omits the fact that the organisation has nothing to do with the UN.



By comparison, the real UNICEF’s sole Japanese presence consists of a single room in the Tokyo-based United Nations University.

Of course, the real UNICEF is scarcely any better than UNICEF Japan in terms of its unaccountable use of donations and taxpayer funds in such worthy causes as censoring freedom of speech – in particular, serious questions must be asked about any organisation which allows regional franchises to use its name in the perpetration of widespread fraud, and it can hardly be regarded as an innocent party.

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    Avatar of SnooSnoo
    Comment by SnooSnoo
    22:35 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Now that I know how the building looks like, time to take out my stockpile of molotov and fly to Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:54 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Crash a plane into that building. Sept 11 is near. What better way to show tribute to the ones who died in World Trade than killing those good for nothing corrupt people. Blood for blood I say!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 10/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by kamiru
    23:12 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what we need is... ZERG RUUUUUSH!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:51 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    might need more than a stockpile of molotov to bring down that base of evil. you need a team, better weapon (c4, Ak-47, Famas, Rpg-7,), and loli magazine (to recover your 'pscyhe' and use it as a bait)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Time to call in the /b/tards...

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    Comment by wolf71288
    02:05 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ 22:51

    lol, and if you need to hide you can always bring a cardboard box. xD

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    Comment by Deamon
    02:51 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I living in a box am I living in a cargo box
    am I living in a box am I living in a cargo box
    am I living in a box...

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    Comment by chronicx
    23:23 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you need the A-TEAM!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's plenty of such weapons in Camp Zama, Yokosuka Naval Base, and Misawa AFB--Take your pick. Get some spec-ops guys on your side and let them handle the dirty work.

    Now do you understand why it might actually be a good thing for the Americans to have a few bases over in Japan at the cost of a few Okinawan schoolgirls' virginities?

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    Comment by Miroku74
    04:46 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering the bloodsucking fiends they are, you'd do better to prepare a vampire kit also.

    Eat lots of garlic too.

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    00:59 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You need FMG-148 Javelin instead of Rpg-7, HK416 or XM8 prototype instead of AK-47. Semtex instead of c4 as it's harder to detect it. You also need a H&K PSG1 or FN SPR for long range sniping.

    loli magazine is also fine but remember to provide a box for your Snake where he could read it safely. Otherwise it could trigger a femnazi air raid from the UNICEF Japan's rooftop. With hang gliders!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:09 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chuck Norris with a BB gun?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:57 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chuck Norris without a BB gun is already overkill enough

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just send in Chuck Norris with some loli and it would nuke the place.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:42 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see what you did there

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    22:49 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd becareful if I were you SnooSnoo.

    UNICEF of Japan reminds me of how Scientology works elsewhere, setting up "HQs" that cost millions in the middle of cities, and using their money to heavily litigate the offending opinions and criticism.

    They're truly scary stuff. They are NOT afraid to hunt down everyday civilians. I'd rather not say more at this point...

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    Comment by Gradius
    04:18 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bin Laden was already informed, good things will come for sure soon!


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    Comment by Azure Xuchilbara
    23:36 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Religious-Cult Mafia = Scientology

    "We'll send 'them' to cap your ass if you threaten us..."

    Legal Fraud Organization = UNICEF

    "We'll sue you and your website to silence your ass if you threaten us..."

    I really don't give a damn what both of them do...But the latter of the two is a threat to anime and hentai...

    And that makes it everyone's (anime/hentai fans) business...

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    Comment by Schrobby
    23:32 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't forget to nail the doors and windows shut to prevent the bastards escaping their last resort.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fighting fire with fire is the way to go. Let them burn eachother out.

    Avatar of Gradius
    Comment by Gradius
    04:22 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    HOLY SHIT someone call the police!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I accidentally the whole building. Is this dangerous?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:56 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just get Unit 02 to accidentally step on it.

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    01:19 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe get some other religious organization to attack them? Let them kill each other

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:00 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Duh, OFC its that big.
    That's where they house the imaginary "lolis" they're saving.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Honestly this looks worse than Chosen Soren (North Korean rep in Japan) Tokyo Headquarter incident.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:08 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    somehow unrelated but...

    since unicef japan is trying to give human right to anime character...

    doesn't that make them the biggest otaku-circle of the earth?

    i mean...it's on the same level that the guys who marry their dakimakura..

    or give death threat to people that behead nendroid..

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    Comment by LOLI
    02:27 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No because they want to ban then, in other words:
    TO KILL IT !!!

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    Comment by Dash
    04:18 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    in other words, they are giving human rights to them and then commetting murder. It woulkd be ironic and amusing to see them going to jail for mass murder.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, they want to ban them because they believe that all the lolis are belong to them.

    Avatar of Schrobby
    Comment by Schrobby
    21:49 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They take human rights away from real people and give them to imaginary people and fuck over both.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go fuck yourselves! The loli ban will be in or it will have Japan sink like Atlantis! Bow down to Lord E*n*k*i fools! For he is your master and creator. For I am s*l*a*y*e*r*5*4*5*-s*a*m*a* servant of thee L*o*r*d E*n*k*i*!

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    Comment by greenpoint0
    12:23 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Spend it to save it, as they say.

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    Comment by Incognito
    09:38 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What I hate most about these Non Profit organizations is that they are tax-exempt. They set their own salaries and can lobby to take my property. I wonder if they pay property taxes on that building, doubt it.

    They don't protect children. All they do is cite numbers to invoke guilt for donations to pay their high administrative salaries. Never do I see actual action on their part to fix these cases.

    They are representatives of a nanny state that wish to regulate behavior out of a desire to control others.

    Sic Semper Tyrannis

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    08:59 10/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    REally all these organizations EN,UN,UNJ,etc are worthless, they take "charity" to fix there own agendas, they try to destroy freedom of speech, there doing nothing to truly HELP real people and there more or less stealing from the ignorant(sorry if it offends), they have no propose and sure as hell have no need, yet people blindly believe they are trying to help anyone WRONG! the sooner people wake up the better the world well become and I don't see that happening.

    Now am off, i have a job in japan to be exact Tokyo, what does it entail ? military of course, more like saving the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:43 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    good to know that unicef wastes just as much money as the un does

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:16 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, 30 million for that building? Did they get ripped off or what?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    omg...so much money to the traash TT, there is so much to do and so litle money and they go on spending it on big unnesesary facilities and protecting the rights of 2d childrens instead of doing it with the real ones TT

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm guessing this only applies to Japan branch of UNICEF?

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    Comment by Myballz
    06:37 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A lot of people would be questioning this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:03 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather like to know why japanese officials seemingly enjoy bowing down to that scam business.

    I mean, it's not like this fraud-show has any legal power behind them, let alone any moral authority because they themselves are nothing but freeloaders and criminals before the law.

    I guess the japanese play along simply because this organization is called UNICEF JAPAN. Throw in a good dose of nationalistic drivel and people become completely ignorant. What a shame.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:57 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hypocrite of the Decade. Now all extremists, moralists, and feminists bow down to your new superior.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like a giant swindling firm to me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:24 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks like some glamourous art college rather than a charity organisation.

    And that's just the HQ, i'm betting every single one of the employee's houses is just like Agnes chan's. (with field workers aka, the one's who actually go out to poor countries and do something, instead of just vacationing there to make it look like they care, at the lowest end of the salary).

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:20 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by Daisuki-chan
    10:28 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't know, but ALSO: QUADFPALM.JPG

    Fucking hell, UNICEF fails.

    Remember, UNICEF loves Agnes Chan!


    Comment by Kudeh
    22:43 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If this bunch of crooks tried to pull this shit in any Western country, they'd be under criminal investigation. It's quite obvious that they're allowing people to be misled into believing that they're part of the real UNICEF in order to get more donations and to give their moralistic proclamations more legitimacy, and it's quite obvious that a lot of the money they're given by people who want to help poor African kids is actually going towards giving Agnes Chan and her fellow holier-than-thou prudes and freedom-haters a very comfortable life.

    They should be hauled in front of a court and made to explain why they don't make it clearer that they aren't part of the UN and what percentage of the donations they get are actually going towards helping real, living, 3D children.

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    Comment by Sailor Sexy
    23:22 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are bunches of crooks in western countries that perpetrate fraud like this all the time and get away with it. How is Scientology really any different? They claim they're trying to help people, but really they're just stealing their money. And that's just the most obvious example. Plenty of western charities have very dubious financial practices. Just saying, this sort of fraud isn't limited to Agnes Chan and her ilk.

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    Comment by DP
    22:50 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    because when you think of the UN, you don´t thinking necessarily of fraud

    Comment by Kudeh
    22:55 08/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If the UN is fraudulent, then this is fraud of fraud. Double fraud!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fraud of a fraud doesn't make any less of a fraud, but just multiplies the existing fraud to fraud the mindless souls.

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    Comment by Deamon
    02:56 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the fraud of my fraud is... my fraud?

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    Comment by CowExtract
    01:42 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Court Judge:
    "'What percentage of the donations [you] get are actually going towards helping real, living, 3D children?'"

    'UNICEf' JP:
    "Um... A little less than 0%. But that's OK because we have a big ass thirty bazillion yen building sitting in the middle of the most expensive district in Tokyo, to prove to everyone that we are most definitely a non-profit organization."

    Court Judge:

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    Comment by Gradius
    04:20 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    To go less than 0%, you need to rob those poor childrens (the victims) in first place!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:11 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who says they're not?

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    Comment by brningpyre
    07:06 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those BASTARDS!

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    06:48 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


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