The US military has issued a charming moe manga in an effort to win over Japanese sceptical of the value of an alliance costing them billions of dollars and the virginity of countless schoolgirls.
Aside from pressing base-related PR reasons which forced the last Japanese Prime Minister to resign after he broke his promise to the people of Okinawa to relocate a particularly hated US base, the manga celebrates the 50 years which have elapsed since Japan was elevated from colony to puppet.
The story covers rabbit-eared American boy Usa-kun as he “protects” a Japanese household from such pressing threats as cockroaches, whilst explaining the details of the alliance, all published freely online:
Unsurprisingly, the manga glosses over all the schoolgirl r**e and vast sprawling Okinawan bases which are the most immediate cause of friction over the alliance, although this would likely require several volumes of ero-manga to do justice to.
We should pull out all of our bases in Japan. Don’t tear them down or anything, just vacate them and give them to the Chinese People’s Liberation Army. We’ll see how the good people of Okinawa like them instead.
“Unsurprisingly, the manga glosses over all the schoolgirl r♥♥e…”
Why the f♥♥k do people keep bringing this up? You know who rapes more Japanese schoolgirls than anyone else? JAPANESE MEN.
What a piece of garbage. Who would of thought the U.S. Military would stoop this low to make crap like this? And wow at the main character, a retarded looking blonde-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian American. Go figure.
18/03/2011
A terrible, hateful wind swept through an unsuspecting comments section spewing racism, ignorance, and replies of “f♥♥k America”.
Honestly the guy just posted way too many replies just to get his bigoted point across.
There really needs to be a cut-off date for commenting on articles, the bigot and me being examples of time wasted.
Great idea, how if we place Hellboy instead ?
hmmm, as long as this doesn’t end up like the plot of fallout, I’m fine with super conflict. but ehhhh, the anti-usa in most comments is kind-of the same to anti-other countries felt by the idiots in the US, don’t think all of us and all of the military are trash, or you’re just being a giant hypocrite.
however, I wouldn’t mind the US turning into the Enclave from fallout (with less semi evil) and developing some power armor in real life =D
and we’ll just send in liberty prime since in fallout 3, liberty prime = god =D
WTF America is Usa-chan he looks like bunny boy trap.
Usa looks more like yaoi-shota trap.