US Military Publishes Moe Manga


The US military has issued a charming moe manga in an effort to win over Japanese sceptical of the value of an alliance costing them billions of dollars and the virginity of countless schoolgirls.

Aside from pressing base-related PR reasons which forced the last Japanese Prime Minister to resign after he broke his promise to the people of Okinawa to relocate a particularly hated US base, the manga celebrates the 50 years which have elapsed since Japan was elevated from colony to puppet.

The story covers rabbit-eared American boy Usa-kun as he “protects” a Japanese household from such pressing threats as cockroaches, whilst explaining the details of the alliance, all published freely online:


Unsurprisingly, the manga glosses over all the schoolgirl rape and vast sprawling Okinawan bases which are the most immediate cause of friction over the alliance, although this would likely require several volumes of ero-manga to do justice to.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:41 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    nonsense, japanese people love rape.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuckin right they do go ask Nanking bout that shit.

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    Comment by CaliforniaOtaku83
    11:02 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You think things between the US and Japan are bad now, supposedly, the US may attend this years Hiroshima memorial, the 65th anniversary of the bombing. Obama is in favor of nuclear disarmament, but I don't think it would be a good idea. the United Kingdom and France, which are also nuclear powers will be attending the memorial as well.

    But having the country that committed the act is basically a giant middle finger to the victims who are still alive and the families of those who died. It would be like building a mosque near the World Trade Center. Oh, wait. They're actually doing that.

    Still, I guess I won't be going to Japan anytime soon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Loli + USA = Jail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:08 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Get out of japan!! fuckyou america!!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would you like to know japanese suffering from vilification about A-bomb on sankaku so much? when you would, you are not qualified as being any otaku/watching anime, manga and stuff.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:08 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So much ignorance about world poltics. If some of you were in charge of the world, we'd all be speaking Mandaran.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:14 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "the virginity of countless schoolgirls"

    hahaha, as if there are any left, anyway. Japanese schoolgirls are all whores, with STD rates soaring way above most other developed countries.

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    Comment by CaliforniaOtaku83
    16:03 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU LIE!

    Anyway, if the US adopted a foreign policy similar to that of Orb in Gundam Seed, maybe the US would have better relations with other countries.

    The United States will not attack another nation, will not allow another nation to attack it and will not intervene in the affairs of other nations.

    Japan is not the only country the US needs to take its troops out of. I actually think the US needs to take the troops out of Saudi Arabia. Most Arab nations want us to do so. And that's why 9/11 happened. In reality, the US needs to stop sticking it's nose where it doesn't belong.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    15:13 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why not use CAT SHIT ONE... The US Rabbit squad!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not Gundams, EVAs

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, leave it to Sanakaku to negative rep an anti-Japan intl. news story.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:49 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by motaku96
    13:54 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well it looks cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A Japanese news magazine showed, a few years ago, that the numbers of rapes committed by American soldiers in Japan was less that 3% (adjusted for population) of rapes by Japanese citizens. But hey! Don't let the facts get in the way of a juicy racial-hatred story.
    And Okinawa would probably be bankrupt if the bases packed up and left. And then they'd have to focus all their rage on the Japanese "occupation."

    That said, I like the art in the comic. Very cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not only in Japan where american soldiers rape the locals and get away scott free

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    Comment by Manji88
    09:51 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where do they get away free? Unicorn-land? Guys have been court-martialed in the ME for punching a terrorist in the face. I doubt rape comes with a special "oopsie" card.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Er...where exactly do they get away scott-free? Unicorn-land? A bunch of special forces guys were recently court-martialed for punching a terrorist in the mouth. I doubt rape in uniform comes with a special "get out of jail free" card.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 05/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not only in Japan where Japanese men rape the locals and get away scott free.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but, if you're there in order to protect people. Shouldn't you behave yourself? It's not even your own country. The percentage shouldn't even be higher than 1%

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:44 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Soldiers are human beings, not robots. If they are committing rapes at a rate only 3% of the general Japanese population, I'd say that is pretty impressive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:41 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, no it's not

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 07/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a bother especially because they're supposed to be protecting people, not raping them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:12 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Facts? That would blow the narrative.

    The alliance has been good for both countries and continues to be necessary. The JDF is quite frankly, useless. And Japan still has no friends in Asia because of their conduct during the war.

    If they tell the Americans to leave, they'll be alone. Why a basically defenseless Japan makes people on this site happy is beyond me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 17/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ding ding winner!

    as a South Korean, we have a lot of issues with Japanese imperialism.

    look up 'comfort women'. essentially, forced prostitution to keep Japanese soldiers 'serviced'.

    they came in and burnt books, destroyed national landmarks, made everyone learn Japanese while forbidding Korean, made everyone take Japanese names. in essence, they tried to erase Korean culture.

    hell, people are still pissed that the sea between Japan and Korea is called the 'Japan Sea'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:06 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "God Gundam was a testament of Japan's sheer awesomeness."

    This hand of mine is burning red!! It's loud cry tells me to build GUNDAM's!!! Erupting! welding! finnngeeeeer!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If not for Japan's close ties with America, do you think Japan would have become the second biggest economy in the world, not to mention that it became such during a period when the rest of east Asia was in a constant state of

    They probably do have some grievances though, which the military should address since Japan will probably always be our main ally in Asia.

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    Comment by CaliforniaOtaku83
    06:18 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the right thing for the USA to do is to take all our troops out of Japan as well as countries that don't want or need us. Plus, if we want to get out of Iraq and Afghanistan, we should focus on moving our troops over there so we can get the out of those countries where we don't need to be.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:34 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather not live in a world where China was only superpower keeping North Korea in check.

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    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    06:57 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    North Korea has kept itself in check rather well, considering.

    a worthy adversary they are not.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:55 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shows how much you know.

    What's kept North Korea in check is a combination of incentives (i.e. welfare) provided by previous American Administrations to bribe North Korea into giving up nuclear ambitions and the threat of military engagement.

    With the US bogged down in Iraq and Afghanistan, North Korea now sees this as the best time to ramp up its nuke program.

    Another 10-20 years and Japan will be at the mercy of both North Korea (militarily) and China (economically).

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    USA runs around squashing bugs with a baseball bat while Japan sits and watches TV.

    Sounds about right.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If this manga wants a non-retard audience to take it at least a bit seriously, 'USA-kun' should be portrait as a psychotic rapist and violent husband who horribly raped Nip-san, turned her into a cumdump and sex-slave, cut off her clit, fed her only with cum everyday, and sew a castity-belt over her vagoo - and then expect her to praise her 'freedom' and his 'role as her protector', while she is driven via brainwashing into a stockholm syndrome.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aren't you thinking of Pakistan?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:09 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cute rocket launcher :3

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    Comment by vanchrian
    06:06 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mari-tan needs to show him the proper way to capture cockroaches. It involves flashbangs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:49 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Usa-kun = epic win
    US Military = epic fail

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:37 18/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Usa-Kun and US Military=EPIC FAIL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:46 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the litle girl on army clothes is yelling "I KILL PEOPLE"

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:37 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is cheaper for Japan to leech off of the disporpotionate American military than to build an army of their own, even if they have to be an American puppet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:00 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So he's an adorable shota?


    Comment by Anonymous
    08:23 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *tries to count how many heads exploded after reading the title, but loses count after going over 9000*

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    Comment by Entangler
    08:08 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I the only one who wants this translated?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:31 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh poor little japan! Always so terribly victimized by big bad USA. The Japanese were just as bad when they had a military. *cough* Rape of Nanking *cough*

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But the Okinawans didn't really have that much to do with it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:35 18/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, shut the fuck up, you pathetic tool.

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    Comment by Offline
    07:09 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm waiting patiently for the yaoi rape version by Okinawan doujinshika :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:37 18/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd love to see the Japanese rape a bunch of fugly ass Caucasian American women...and then murder them horribly. It seems Japanese men love ugly ass white women and I fail to understand why. LOL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's a boy? TRAP SPRUNG =(

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    Comment by Tateha
    07:04 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    propaganda was never so moe.

    I look forward to the ero-manga expansion with all it's glorious details.

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