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Funimation is releasing Happoubi Jin designed oppai fighting anime Master of Martial Hearts (Zettai Shougeki Platonic Heart), aptly described as being “Where T&A meet KO,” and is providing Sankaku Complex users the chance to win a free copy.

The English language DVD (with subs and dubs as usual, and a seiyuu commentary track) is set for release on the 10th of August – it is available for pre-order now.

Those looking for the chance to win a free copy can proceed straight to the competition page.

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Those looking for more of the hot Happoubi Jin art the series is blessed with can find it here.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    16:23 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    i hate how many western desrtibuters of japanese products that are not hentai yet have sexy content still go ahead and make the product sound like absolute raunch and porn. "naughty", "dirty", "you're buying this for the boobs!". I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK! Seriously, making me feel like an ingrate for buying their product like that... hell no, if the box says stuff like that I'm NOT TOUCHING IT. No matter how good the ecchi is. Maybe other people feel like dirty immoral bad people for liking sexual content, but I just feel good and human, thank you. Dispite what people say, the ecchi isn't the only good thing in so-called ecchi-anime.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:59 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If only the anime was like that cover promised. *sigh*
    But it isn't *cry*, it's a bad show, with crappy animations and even crappier pantyshots. Damn you, promising covers, damn you!!

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    Comment by Chen-04
    06:07 07/08/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    One should compile a collection with covers that are better than the actual movie. You get cool covers to look at and remember from which shows to stay the fuck away.

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    Comment by Dai_Loli
    19:42 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok I have to chime in, here.
    Yes Platonic Heart was a really, really bad anime. But that was its charm. Every episode was a gift of terribad for those who can appreciate its hilariousness.

    Rarely can you see animes that transcend the limits of awful so much that it ends up being awesome. I'd have participated in the contest were it not US only D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Disagreed. Platonic Heart was so bad it was bad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes Platonic Heart is a ridiculously horrible anime! Sad because I actually like T&A... :/

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    Comment by brningpyre
    09:25 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're drunk or high, than this anime can be pretty enjoyable, especially as a group.

    Otherwise, not so much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:07 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is actually possibly THE worst anime I have ever seen. Good seiyuus and an interesting ending, but otherwise very bad.

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    Comment by Zelnick
    19:08 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see Funimation is following that hilariously stupid approach of failing to translate or retain the title and replacing it with some fuck-up, 70's porn-esque pun of some sort. I wonder if the sub track or alternative dub contains more wondrous failures at translation. At least mistakes like these are corrected in time by fansubbers. Nothing of value is lost this time however as this show isn't good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously. I don't mind the change this time, but makes you wonder what they're trying to accomplish.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:07 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fansubs for this weren't particularly high quality either, at least not the ZFSD version I watched. Downscaled to 704x400, poor styling, frequent spelling/grammar errors, etc. At least the TL was comprehensible and on-target most of the time.

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    Comment by brningpyre
    17:32 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This anime is TERRIBLE. Of all the ones for Funimation to do, WHY THIS?

    The art is lame, the characters are bad, the story is one of the stupidest ever in an anime, the action isn't great, and the fanservice isn't even any good.

    But, some parts of it were "so bad it's good", I have to admit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can has double patty moe cheezburger with special sauce.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vcDrepTN2o

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    Comment by Elle Lowel
    17:35 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good luck to all who entered the contest, I know I always have no luck in them so I hope you do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:41 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    never like this kinda anime.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:40 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously, only thing that was good about this anime was the cover art. Everything else sucked big time. The animation sucked as hell. QUALITY everywhere.

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    Comment by tsukasa2k6
    19:26 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's a trap !!!! the anime in not that good.only you will enjoy it if ur a true pervert other than that no

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:51 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The only other anime I can think of that's like this is Ikki Tousen. I hope this show is awesome because of high quality everything and not just fan service.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:19 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anime News Network has a review of this show. Its a pretty vicious review.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:05 06/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Considering the terrible storyline, the complete lack of characterization, the lackluster animation, and the ear-splitting music, and the complete disregard for science, there is no redeeming feature of this show. Unless, of course, you want something to whack off to. In that case, Master of Martial Hearts is your Holy Grail. There are girls of all shapes and sizes, and everyone's clothes are made of stunt glass. Whether you're looking for some full-on nip action, or just slow motion pans of bra-less girls running in tight gym clothes, all your not-so-platonic wishes will be granted. I just hope that while you're rubbing out a long one, you are filled with so much shame that you can't look yourself in the mirror until Labor Day."

    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/shelf-life/2010-08-02

    Yep, it's just ANN doing what they love to do best: trolling the hell out of loners and perverts. It's like seriously, we *get* that you didn't like the show, Bamboo -- are these crass and vulgar personal attacks really befitting "The Internet's most trusted anime news source"? Anime News Network, where all reviews are written in second person.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:18 15/08/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow

    Weather or not you like the anime, weather or not the anime is ang good, there is no reason to be beligerant, and act like an ass hole. I hope that gouy got fired for that review.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    06:10 07/08/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fired? Wut? Ain't they doing this kind of stuff for free..?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:27 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love stuff like ikki tousen and queens blade, and this is along those lines, but the quality just seems so damn bad... It has it's moments, but over all it's just not worth paying for if you ask me. Yes anime lovers, fans of QB and Ikkitousen DO have standards! This show's story, characters, and animation just pales in comparison to other anime with ecchi content. It's also extremely short (i think 6 episodes?).

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Spoiler: Everyone dies. Aya's friends are evil. This show sucks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funimation probably got this in a package deal. As in "we won't give you show A unless you take show B as well".

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    Comment by RBM
    03:52 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Truthfully, this is a pretty shitty anime; it's not even worth it as a free gift.

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    Comment by Nin
    21:30 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah, too bad it's US only. I would have loved this. Well, good luck to all denizens of the United States!

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    Comment by Stangace20
    13:56 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So what? This is like a dirtier version of Fighting Beauty Wulong?

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    Comment by Bass
    13:53 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll give it a try, even though I know I will not have a chance of winning...

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    Comment by 一匹狼
    14:00 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "What, you gonna try and spank me?"
    I love the corniness.

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    Comment by Dia
    14:28 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't get it because I started reading from the right :(

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    Comment by MARl0
    14:07 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    <3 Funimation. :3

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    Comment by vault2049
    14:36 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Balls sucker!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:04 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The gloves aren't the only things coming off" a cat fight is better than strip poker.

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    Comment by vault2049
    14:35 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Believe me: it is impressive to see that every single piece of Aya's cloth (excluding the panties)come off in every single fight. It would have been netter like this: "Only the gloves will not be coming off."

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    Comment by fxc2
    13:53 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heh. Looks inviting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too bad Funimation suck.

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    Comment by VillainousHanacha
    13:53 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you don't like the dub you can just switch the language. It's what I do for most of the Anime DVDs I own.

    Besides the English VAs (a problem which can be easily remedied as I already said) is there any other reason you hate FUNimation?

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    Comment by MARl0
    14:06 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Besides the English VAs (a problem which can be easily remedied as I already said) is there any other reason you hate FUNimation?"

    Only if he's an idiot. Funimation freaking owns the US anime industry (in a good way). They cater to both dub and sub fans, and actually release a good amount of stuff on BluRay. Without them, there would practically be no anime in this country.

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    Comment by MARl0
    12:15 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course I'm aware of that. But not all of them are. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Eva 1.11, Dragon Ball Z Kai, FMA the Movie. As well as the upcoming Summer Wars and Eva 2.22.

    Not only that, but their latest upscales (Ouran Host Club and Rin) are phenomenal looking. Way better than their DVD counterparts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:10 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why I hate Funimation....well, if anybody visited the competition page you'll be greeted with:

    "Entry conditions are one ... and a valid US shipping address"

    Simply put, if you are out of the promised land, you might as well go watch paint dry(in slow motion, and with 8 reruns)

    This is true for any Funimation content, if you are not in the US and with a valid US credit card thingy, go away! Funi doesn't want your money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:09 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @MARI0:

    You're aware that Funimation "Blu Rays" are just DVDs they upscaled, right?

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    Comment by vault2049
    14:29 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL! I would rather watch all my animes fansubbed while their still not licensed and with a supposedly "lower video quality".

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:01 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funimation buy rights to sell in USA but then go after any English fansubbing group. This way it's harder to get anime in any other country. I.e. they behave like typical american faggots who think only USA exists on the globe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 05/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funimation hate Gaijin.

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    Comment by Niwa
    13:31 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    BOOSH!
    and or Ka-kow
    :3

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    Comment by Jiggly
    13:31 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's get ready to jiggle!

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    Comment by Schrobby
    20:07 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope there is some battle loli in there as well.

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    Comment by Ricardo
    13:29 04/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ummm yummy, ripped clothes, only we need Cammy or Chun-Li or Lilith or Morrigan, better all of the above. LOL.





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