The unfortunate phallic dimensions and sex toy styling of the PlayStation Move really come into their own when modelled by some exceptionally comely Taiwanese booth babes.
The girls were supposed to be modelling the Playstaion Move, but seem largely to have stolen the show:
Those who remembered to look at the controllers are probably wondering about the unsupported uses to which the device can be put.
For those wondering – the units do not vibrate. For those still wondering – the tip is soft and squishy anyway.
Contrast to a similar event held recently in China for Kinect.























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I could think of some ways to make her Playstaion "move"... (^_^)
They should change the name to: Playstation move to Taiwan.
OMG win!
So much better than the twigs demonstrating for the Kinect fail videos.
And the Move does vibrate.
uhhhh, Huh? what are they selling again?
I wonder, I can't seem to figure out what they are selling. In fact I failed to find out which company is selling.
I think they sell the girl... can't think another possibility... XD~
sooo.. do those girls come in a bundle when buying the move?
Comment by Anonymous
19:21 03/08/2010
sooo.. do those girls come in a bundle when buying the move?
Me: Do you come with the game too?
Her: Teehee! O you. ;D
Another guy: Do you come with the game too?
Her: Teehee! O you. ;D
She was clearly referring to me.
And you're a plagiarist. :)
No vibration, err, I mean force feedback? Probably in the next edition. ^_^
well at least my want has force feed back
I'll only do "everything" to her...
Needs more Fanservice.
How could there be more fanservice than this!? lol
They could take off the tank-top(?) and give them skirts matching their bras, and all Biribiri fans will die from Railgun frilly-swimsuit episode 13 fanservice.
..HNNNNGGGGG!!~
Bow chick bow wow ;)
dizzam #2 looks like Tina Yuzuki
Has Son finally dropped all pretenses? XD
I wish to take her to my PlayStation Home, even if home sucks.
Who is she? I must know!
No you don't.
what Move, it looks like they are holding microphones :)
Damn you marketing whores, you think you can catch our attention for your product just by bringing sexy girls to the presentation?!
Well you know what?!
You're totally right ;_;
product? which product??? there was a product being presented??
this cutie defenitely deserves being called mai waifu. *___*
maybe if you buy the product she would come with it! :O
Express! xD
What presentation? Oh, the girl they presented to us?
These vile temptresses will never make me buy their product!.... with their.... bewitching good looks...
*buys Move*
Does it come in 2D?
I didn't look at the controllers even once, until I read the comments below the last picture... Her cleavage totally caught my attention!
Yeah, same for me too...
Same here again, I only noticed that these actually supposed to showcast PSM after reading Arte's comment on the sextoy resembling a sextoy... and that was only after at least a few minutes.
They could have put the Move in that cleavage...
...for RESEARCH purposes, you know.
A pleasurable research indeed.
Well played, Sony.
Well played? They did the same thing as MS just people on this site are such blind fan boys they cheer for bored hot girls playing boring casual games.
'Kinect’s Failings Demonstrated by Sexy Girls'. The only thing the comments seemed to care about in that article was MS fail. Now suddenly it's all about the girls. Blind fan boys indeed.
'Kinect’s Failings Demonstrated by Sexy Girls'seemed to be filled with comments about MS fail. Now that it's Sony's turn, it's all about the girls. Blind fools indeed.
Did you stop to think that it might've been because MS actually did fail that time?
The kinect hardly picked up a damn thing they were doing during that racing game. And they lost the "dancing" game halfway through the song, even though they were doing all the steps necessary.
No video for proof yet, but until otherwise noted, move still pwns kinect.
@ikuhisashiku that would have been better then what happened, it said no players detected that was true fail
they are way better than teh ms bitches
We don't know what they were playing but we do know what the MS girls were playing. Some athletic race around the track. I truly abhor your tastes if you believe that to be 'non-casual' or 'non-shit'.
Biohazard 5 is casual?
HOT girls and a product that works??....Golly why does the Xbox Team get out of bed in the morning.
So you tried both or are you just a blind fan boy? i think its the latter since some have claimed that Move has issues too. I have tried Kinect myself and it was impressive from a tech stand point but very casual
The Kinect worked for you? Wow. You're one of the lucky ones.
Not the lucky. Just actually tried it unlike you morons. I am saving judgment on the Move till i TRY it. Something you fan boys should think about.
Try putting your pants back on and you'll understand the fail.
oh sony you pack of delightful basterds! :3
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For those wondering – the units do not vibrate. For those still wondering – the tip is soft and squishy anyway. lol
Female gamers must be extremely disappointed with this. Or was it male gamers?
It does vibrate, I believe.
How nice, two in one.