Man Anally Raped by Eel
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 31, 2010 09:54 JST
- Tags: Animals, Bestiality, Bizarre, China, Guandong, Guro, Medical, Rape
A man complaining of stomach pain was found to have an eel lodged in his rectum, which he insists climbed up there after he was unwise enough to sit on its bucket.
The 30-year-old man, a resident of China’s Guandong province, attended work but was observed to suddenly squat down holding his abdomen, moaning with agony. His boss sent him to a local hospital, and he was admitted suffering from acute abdominal pain and bleeding.
Doctors quickly X-rayed him, discovering that a large Asian swamp eel was lodged some way into his colon. Seeing an immediate danger to his life doctors resolved to operate, and conducted a laparotomy, cutting the eel out of his intestines.
The eel was said to be 250g in weight and the width of two fingers.
Explaining how the eel found its way up his anus, the man claimed that he had bought the eel two days ago and kept it in a bucket.
Washing himself in his bathroom, he sat on the bucket, and it was then, he insists, that the slippery eel suddenly leapt up into his anus and proceeded to penetrate into the depths of his intestines.
One of his coworkers is at pains to describe him as “a gentle person who would never normally do anything perverted.” He was single and lived alone.
Whatever the circumstances of his anal eel encounter, previous swamp eel sodomy incidents have resulted in fatalities, suggesting great care is required around the creatures, or at least around those fascinated by their possibilities.
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I lol'd
LOL. Wish it was a girl victim.
I wonder if anyone ate it after they got it out?
It's China, do you even have to ask?
That Eel was probably recycled 10 times before it finally dissolved.
Wow, what's up with asians and putting eels in their butts all the time.
was the eel still alive after they took it out?
that snake looks like a long turd i crap out once and had it on display for people to take picture of...
Quote : “a gentle person who would never normally do anything perverted." Again, "normally"
I can't believe that he cannot feel anything when the thing went up his anus. You're telling me that two fingers are not enough?
Im pretty sure he put the eel there himself, but he accidentally lost his grip and it slid completely inside
“... would never normally do anything perverted.” He was single and lived alone.
Even if he has a huge asshole from sticking XL dildos up his ass, and didn't feel it, didn't the disappearing eel strike even a bit of suspicion to him?
Anyway its a pretty obvious lie, but what baffles me is that how come he didn't go to a doctor and remove it asap... did he think he'd reverse digest it?
MMMMMmmm....shit covered eel...who want some?
He's not a victim hes just a retard who is'nt fooling anyone with that excuse why an eel is up his ass.
In China food eats you.
In Кoммunisт China, you shit food.
I guess they also spell Communist with a "K"?
He used a К not a K. КK see the difference? ;) pay attention to the top-right in particular.
He might be german
U mean russian.
you're sick basterd
So did I.
I guess it was like a tentacle rape.
Only an octopus would be more funny.
:-D
Didn't this remind anyone else of Mr.Hands?
Ouch. At least in this case he lived. Also, how do you not notice that?
......Bad lie is bad.
Bad lie is blatantly obvious. This one deserves the slimy rape and soon followed death he was spared from.
Slimy rape... would be nice if it had been a girl.
it would be more credible if he said something like "I'm suffering from tapeworm infection, so I imagined that introducing an eel in my anus, it would eat the tapeworm...".
I lol'd hard. If I could upvote you I would!
And once the eel was all stuck up in there, he considered introducing an anaconda. Thank heaven he didn't.
HAHAHAHA love it! :)
--kakadoodoo3000
Dumb guy is dumb.
I also wonder that... then again there was a guy that had gotten a light bulb, while he was asleep, shoved up his rear and he didn't notice it, but wont you feel this thing... moving around?
The only thing to felt would be searing pain from the glass shards penetrating the walls of the rectum and moisture between the buttcheeks.
That's a good case of butthurt. XDDD
In Gensokyo Mystia is laughing her ass off.
this
You really couldn't tell it was a lie?
Was more of a rhetorical question than anything.
Or rather rec-toralical...
(sorry. couldn't resist)
That joke calls for a rimshot!
*bad-um tish*
Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week.
Why is never women sticking eels up their bum's? That I could fap to....
I;m sure there are but no ones thought to take a picture yet
I'm pretty sure that there actually are porn movies about that. At least, I remember a movie titled "The octopus invades the vagina and it hurts" (a Japanese production, obviously) that uses the concept of sticking slippery animals into women's bodies.
look up eel girl. If you can find the video, you'll be happy for eternity
That's disgusting! Perverted! Unclean! It's an insult to animals and humans and... and... and...
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Eel girl you say?
There is asian porn with those themes. I saw one movie of one asian girl putting little eels in the ass of another asian girl.
That video arrived to my mail. Seroiusly.
You should have passed it along, you know.
and Customs didn't horde that!!!