Strike Witches DS “Skinship Adventure” Yuri Groping Action
- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Jul 21, 2010 08:50 JST
- Tags: Adaptations, DS, Loli, Oppai, Strike Witches, Yoshika, Yuri
Nintendo’s credentials as a purveyor of healthy family entertainment have again hardened considerably with the news the DS stylus is once more being employed for the purpose of probing young girls, in this case by way of the roving hands of Yoshika.
The game, intriguingly described as a “skinship adventure,” is entitled “Strike Witches 2 – Iyasu, Naosu, PuniPuni ni Suru.”
Details on the actual game are understandably rather scarce considering the lack of importance evidently ascribed to this fundamental aspect of the game by its otaku fanbase.
It appears to revolve around Yoshika applying acupressure to the lithe bodies of the various witches in order to advance the story through a series of titillating service situations interspersed with vague hints of plot.
The irony surrounding Yoshika’s seiyuu’s recent complaints of a chikan encounter only seems to increase in light of the content of both the game.
Of perhaps even more interest (at least to anyone actually interested in the game in the first place) than the game itself are the extras coming with it, in the form of tantalising telephone cards – Messe Sanoh (Lucchini) sales in particular look to have an unfair advantage.
Fans will have to buy copies from 6 different stores to collect them all – there seems to be little doubt that a disturbingly large number will.
The game itself is due to be released on the 21st of October – it is available for pre-order now.
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Yummy!!!
Francesca! ^_^
indeed! damn you japan, i so want the SE
...what about Erica? Artefact, don't leave me hangin'!!
Nintendo seems to have positioned itself for epic win with more than just the 3DS.
EPIC-TENDO! I really want a DS for this game now....!
I feel sad for Kuroko for being in the wrong universe.
@Shippoyasha: Technically they could be in the same universe but in different time periods, right?
No.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:StrikeWitchesWorldMap.JPG
Lucchinilicious...
*wipes his nosebleed*
Eliailicious...
*wipes computer screen*
everything-licious *w*
I see everything right with this.
Ah gotta want this game! So many delicious and sexy girls!
"gotta want"? You're having trouble trying to want it? :/
I know I know......
Really do want!
You have to buy the game six times from six different stores to get all six telephone cards? It's Endless 8 all over again...
Imagine if it was a random draw. Not knowing which card you got till you oppened the package!
That would suck more.
Yea but they are all marketing schemes targeting the otaku fans.
Yeah and it fucking sucks! But if I could just get high quality scans of the phone cards I wouldn't need to pre-order. Although actually having the cards would be nice.
It reminds me of when Izuna 2 came out, they had random reverse artwork. I took one off the shelf and saw it was the reverse art I wanted, but when I took it to the counter to pay for it they pulled a new copy out from behind the counter, wrapped and everything. Now for as long as I've been buying games from Gamestop they've always put the game in the case that you grab from the shelf, with the exception of brand new releases and collector's editions, even if says "NEW" on it. I'm like of all the times to give me an actual "NEW" copy of a game! Fortunately it had the artwork I wanted.
sleepy sanya <3
..flashing her waki <3
Sa-nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
omg sanya, you're the best *¬*
and why does the DS kick the PSP's ass in the hand handle wars ? doesn't this answer that question :P
Sony seems to hate fanservice and loli in particular, which will be their downfall.
Must Get!
I want to write about how angry I am at the lack of Erica or Perrine pictures, but something small and Italian keeps distracting me.
so its a doki doki majo shinpan version of strike witches eh? nice!
That reminds me, I need bendy straws.
I need the one that's in Eila's mouth!
L button - auto-play on/off
R button - auto-play on/off
x button - menu on/off
start - dialog on/off
select - window on/off
it's rather obvious what this game was meant for
What? The story?
The hand movement of course.
Auto-Play == Hands-Free Gaming!
It's lacking an auto-fap function.
Worst crap ever!
As Steve Irwin would say, NOICE!
this needs a wii port
No love for Erica once again :\
I need to agree.., perhaps she got burried under the pile of laundry in her room.
*tap tap tap tap*
*fap fap fap fap*
wow another stupid game coming out -_-
Strike Witches: The Amazing Adventure of Yoshika's Fingers.
Damnit, Trude and Lucchini's fine ass and Eila's face in the end.. <3
Lucchini, Gertrud & Mina hot beach action. :3
This is a sign for me to get a DS!
FUCK THE ds-game.
I am only interested for the pictures.
bah... more lolis, why can't we have more shows like Grenadier?
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-ero-viii/strike-witches-2-skinship-adventures-014.jpg
This is an Index ripoff.
No, YOU'RE an index ripoff!
Fuck the loli nun. Ghostly pantyhose-wearing cat lolis ftw.