Seiyuu Misaton Groped by Chikan “I Thought It Was a Friend”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jul 18, 2010 00:35 JST
- Tags: Chikan, Crime, Oppai, Seiyuu, Strike Witches, Video Gallery, Yoshika
Seiyuu Misato Fukuen, best known for her role as Yoshika of Strike Witches, has reported she has been the victim of a ride-by chikan attack.
She explained her ordeal in a series of Twitter updates:
This morning I was approached from behind by someone on a bicycle, and they suddenly grabbed my breasts.
It’s gross to know this kind of person lives in the neighbourhood. Had he had a knife he could have run me through easily – it makes me shudder.
Conspiracy theorists or yuri fantasists might like to know that at no point does she specify the attacker’s gender explicitly, although it can safely be presumed to have been a male by all but the most desperate.
She continues:
As an aside, it was morning so I didn’t really realise it was a chikan at first, I thought it was a friend at first. 2 seconds later I was like “uHyaaaaaaa”!
[…]
Yes, friends who do that are annoying aren’t they? Anyway, I’ll stick to main streets for a while.
Just what kind of friends she keeps to arrive at this misapprehension is best left to the imagination.
Some have noted the irony in a seiyuu best known for portraying a lesbian nymphomaniac groper being herself beset by a groper – in fact 2ch speculates that “Yoshika was the culprit!”:
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But friends don't grope friends!! OH WAIT...
Lies, that's the best way to take advantage of friends who are girls.
...and the fastest way to land up in jail for sexual harassment "as a friend". lol.
actually, the girl is much more likely to forgive you a sudden sexual move on her if you had been friends before.
how about we asume he´s a breast inspector on duty?
living in America, most of my friends who are girls so happen to be sluts as well, so I get breasts on a day-to-day basis. friendship groping does in fact happen :3
Breasts on a day-to-day basis does sound quite nice to have amongst friends....
^ BFF's.. Buddies For F***
Free ride-by breast cancer examination ;)
I wish I was her friend =]
If Yoshika did it would that count as selfcest? ^_^
It would count as a really weird/amusing/arousing (depending on who you ask) trip down the LSD lane.
more like Paranoia Agent to me
Suddenly I wish I didn't tell my friends that I'm a lesbian. Now I can't grope them without them thinking it's some sexual assault (which it may or may not be)..Fuck.
One time a guy I knew attempted the same thing while I was at a lab table, and somehow I managed to kick him in the groin backwards.
Sweet sophomore year...
Just grope and give her some prize for being the one millionth pedestrian or something
grope em from behind...
surprise! it's your friend o_O
oh oh, kinda like the sneaking up frm behind & covering the eyes asking "guess who ^ ^ " lols
That's almost as good as surprise buttsecks. ^_^
(>^(>O.o)>
Oh, I grope my female friends all the time.. you know, it's called keeping in touch with them..
Wait.. Just realize that for some reason I don't have female friends..
I'd like to be her friend ;)
Actually pretty damn common for friends to grope each other.
Maybe it was Shizuka ito? haha
Girls in America do this shit too. She is being over dramatic. I can understand getting pissed off, but this is taking it too far.
The fact that there are girls who like being groped by friends doesn't mean she has to like it herself. And she was groped by a stranger. Why should she shut up about it?
It IS obviously Shizuka Ito... either that or Hitomi Nabatame...
But then who wouldn't? She's as cute as a button...
friends grope friend! female gropes female at changing room all the time!
Breast groping eh? What a great way of communication between female BFFs! LMAO
Hohoo.... clearly your still a kid if you believe that.... Skinship between heterosexual friends are not uncommon...
awesome ahaha
I'm just glad the person who groped her wasn't a guro enthusiast...Otherwise we would have one dead Strike Witches Seiyuu on our hands...
That said, I laughed at her "uHyaaaaaaa” scream...
Ordeal???
Why make such a big thing about it?
She voices a loli character but thinks her life will end if someone grabs her boobs?
If she had smaller boobs it wouldn't happen but then she'd have a bunch of DFC eye glued to her instead:D
ladies do touch each other so..
Some ladies touch themselves.
she loves the attention .thats why she is gonna stick to the main streets .sooo she can get groped up again ...
I wanna be her friend too...
I certainly grope my friends.
Damn straight. It's just what friends do for each other. Male or female, gay or straight; it don't matter.
I don't think friends that do that are annoying, I do it all the time with my female friends and they never say anything.
All I can say is lol
OMG is that you in your avatar? Am I speaking to a real asian? Oh my freaking god. I never in my life spoke to an asian.
Damn I don't know what to say lol.
How old are you?
Do you smell good?
You like video games?
OMG OMG OMG asian girl OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I'm asian meng, indonesian, check my IP. I talk to asians everyday, chinese, japanese, malay, and other fucks. and I dont think you have ever spoke to people, you don't even have a friend.
So stop being faggot, man. I feel insulted.
Anyone can use proxys, dipshit. :/ You seem like a troll to me.
I dont use proxy fucktard, I'm really asian. I could speak indonesian.
ngentot lo tai babi sana lu isep kontol
translation: fuck you pigshit go suck cock
Go fap to some loli porn you weeaboo faggot.
@barbarian man
Goblok.
baru pertama ini gw bangga jadi orang indonesia.
MaidNiac indonesia juga?
Nope. Just some guy who watches some Sinetrons on TV and listens to Indo-bands..
Ching chong ping dong.
I can speak trollian too.
anon @ 01:27 - What's so special about talking to asian girls? I talked to several, some lolis. No real difference to other girls.
It's me again.
I was crazy about Japanese girls because they just seem all around more cool than American girls. Not saying American girls suck or anything.
be less creepy, will you?