53% of Women: “No Way Can I Win Against a 2D Girl!”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Jul 16, 2010 02:07 JST
- Tags: 2D vs 3D, Dating, Eroge, Love Plus, Otaku, Relationships, Statistics
53% of Japanese women surveyed reveal once again they have no confidence that they could win their boyfriend back from the non-existent clutches of a 2D girl.
When asked whether they thought they could win against a 2D game character their boyfriend was besotted with, 53% thought they had “no chance” whist 47% had confidence they could defeat the pixelised challenger.
Placed in such a situation, 20% “wouldn’t really mind,” 45% “would like him to stop” and 28% would just like him not to do it in front of them. Only 7% would respond by dumping the offending male.
The threat from Nene appears great indeed, to these women at least.
Defeated women report their feelings of inadequacy:
“There’s no way I can beat that level of cuteness.”
“Their personalities are nice and they have no flaws. Complete perfection.”
“They’re made to be the ideal girlfriend after all.”
“Because he has a manual any man can enjoy a game as much as he likes.”
Some women are irrationally optimistic all the same:
“A game can only play out as it is programmed to.”
“The girl in a game can’t offer the human warmth a real woman can.”
“The unpredictability of reality is a charm unto itself.”
“There’s no way a mere game could win against a real woman like me!”
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If they're worried now, just wait till the robotic versions come out...
Robotic versions!!
The end of the human relationship!
thats cause 50% of japanese girls are ugly, they have no bodies, they have no ass, they have bad skin, if you watch porn even the ugliest of white girls at least have better skin.
they have no moves in bed, all they do is cry. they have crooked teeth, at least more than 50% of them do. they have the least attractive breasts i've seen.
what else.. oh and the only way they can be pretty is to be fake.
i thank my parents for coming to new york. the food here makes asian women more curvy and 100x more attractive if not bitchier.
1. “A game can only play out as it is programmed to.”
If only real women could do that!
2. “The girl in a game can’t offer the human warmth a real woman can.”
My laptop is hotter than any human being.
3. “The unpredictability of reality is a charm unto itself.”
Japanese men generally fear insecurity.
4. “There’s no way a mere game could win against a real woman like me!”
In fact, if you do not take the threat seriously, you have already lost.
Really now, some women are so naive.
the food just makes them fat. if your preference is dfc and slim tummies then you may as well kill yourself.
japanese girls have no curves, they have swiggles.
47% of women are confident that they can beat a 2D girl. But only 2% can really hope to accomplish that.
"the food here makes asian women more curvy and 100x more attractive if not bitchier."
This is the absolute truth.
Lol at American porn star having better skin. You best be joking, fool.
Thank 'allah' for for not putting me in NYC, good place to get bombed for terrorist publicity.
Japanese girls still have their high school uniforms :D
Isn't that what all otaku fantasize about.
typical amerifag go die in a fire
@Darkrockslizer
That 2nd remark was awesome.
*thumbs up*
Typical fag, when will they know those with that kind of body are whores?
The body has nothing to do with it. Skinny bitches can be bitches too.
True, and 2D bitches aren't real after all.
You seem to have forgotten this:
“Their personalities are nice and they have no flaws. Complete perfection.”
-They have flaws, and the right flaws at that, which is EXACTLY what lures us in. >:3
Their flaws make them more perfect!? Does not compute. XD
You fail miserably.
That's true, most japanese girls have no curves, they have no ass, all they do is cry in bed, they have crooked teeth, and I have seen a lot that have esotropia (cross eyed... like aya hirano)
I don't know about living in NY but all the cute asian girls I've seen are freaking naive and date wannabe gangsters...I want a chobits robot persocon -_-
And you can't take a joke.
darn...who knows this guy talking to who? are you talking to yourself? Mr Anon
I would marry robots but only when they are made as good as chi (from chobits).
So that would take a while. Women, you still have time.
My prediction:
5 - 10 years, then we have it.
My friend - I can only pray that from your words, to GOD ears. In 10 years I would be 35 year old. Have my own flat. And all I would need is a Android/gynoid who would maintain my flat, and provide me with sex and a reasonable conversation. And oh yeah. I would prefer YUZUKI from Chobits. I like her sweet carrying character and her high intellect :)
Well you can keep those females I would prefer BloodBerry (saber marionette j) she has all the right proportions in all the right places. Of course this is only my preference if I were born a guy.
re: FB!
This, but only if I didn't have a girlfriend.
If I did, I'd buy something like Sumomo, she's just so damn cute!
Now we must convert the remaining females of the futility of their ways.
On another note, given that confidence is supposedly an attractive trait, 53% of Japanese women have just shot themselves in the foot for no reason at all.
Pretty much, yeah. Jealousy is something I can understand, but jealousy of a DRAWING!?
As I have said before, the reason why 3D have absolutely no chance to win me over 2D, is because 2D can stand me, and so therefore can stand being nice, warm, sexy and al., to me.
Women, you cannot win, because you definitely do not want to.
"Chii"
I see what you did there.
Your thing just pressed the off button!
Chii was a good idea with a major flaw in design
HOLY FUCK FUTURAMA PREDICTED THE FUTURE
What's wrong with you man, everybody but you already knows that Futurama IS the Future!
Well we're all robosexuals anyway. Most of us masturbate to a screen.
I would think the obvious solution for these women is to take lessons from the 2D girls
Corrrect answer is to become lesbians.
If guys over there are dumb enough to reject flesh-and-blood girls for porn, I'd understand them going "Screw it, I'm kissing a girl and liking it."
But lesbians IRL are usually butt fugly.
there's a chapter of Franken Fran about a chick who wants to be more like an anime character, she ends up looking like an alien.
No, the obvious solution for these women is to just shrug it off and be more confident. If their men would rather fap off to non-living 2D characters, then they're not worth the trouble in the first place.
when we have robots they have that futurama don't date a robot playing nonstop.
It's Chobits all over again!
its chobits all over again
“There’s no way a mere game could win against a real woman like me!”
Really? Show me, lets go to Love Hotel RIGHT NOW!
men still owned by women regardless..... unfortunately....
How exactly?
2D women
“Their personalities are nice and they have no flaws. Complete perfection.”
So they know their place; unable to compete with 2D.
Even 3DPD think 3DPD.
I kid but it's something like that.
from what hentai is that picture in your icon?
i know i have seen it somewhere...
(also, i agree with your statement)
Looks like Moonlight Lady.
Glad of them to admit inevitable defeat...
It will save them the self embarrassment latter and eventually accept their boyfriends for what they are...
And who know..? Maybe get into it too~
Even "Lost Planet 2" isn't safe from the threat of LOVE+...Not that Sir Om Nom Nom and that mercenary are complaining...
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9566/11409840.jpg
lol awesome! maybe i'll play lost planet 2 with my manaka next time xD i know she would always watch for my back! <3
That's gonna be a shitstorm I will want to see.
Damn...so even the majority of (japanese) women realize that 2D>3D...
Basically all the optimistic ones are saying they win because they are real.
Kind of pathetic. Just wait till robots.
Or better yet, just wait we get better AI technology and are able to transmit it to computer like appliances.
Then again this wouldn't even be a problem if women will lower their standards and maybe pay for a dinner once in a while.
Amen on that one bro. Actually wait till virtual reality, then you'll see some serious shit :)
While I can agree with what you said, I'm more worried that when high-level AI is developed, relationship is gonna be the last things on our mind, due to A) Military misuse the tech and drive ourselves to extinction. B) AI take over 'Terminator' style.
Tsuntsun AI
your point?
My loli ALWAYS payed the dinner for me. I know, I'm HOT!
No, you're poor.
i'm waiting for the new wii peripheral that sucks you off. lol. (there isn't one as far as i know, i was just being silly.) some people take that stuff seriously.
I think at that point, the beginning of female extinction begins.
Actually, by that time I'm sure they would have male versions out too so all they have to do is get one of those and that solves everything.....except for the population crisis.
Right now we're having an OVERpopulation crisis. I think robotic mates is the perfect solution!
Until we start having hybrid robo babies...
I'm waiting for that!!!