An inquest has found that a woman died from onanistic excess.
The 31-year-old nanny (pictured), a resident of Gloucester in the United Kingdom, was found dead whilst lying half-naked in her bed with a laptop displaying pornography and a sex toy close to hand.
Police describe the scene which greeted them when they broke into the lady’s home:
“After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead. She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.
The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.”
The coroner’s verdict dryly notes that she is thought to have died of heart problems related to her onanistic antics:
“I am satisfied [she] died of a natural disease process – sudden cardiac arrhythmia.
It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards it.”
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She died a beatiful death
I miss the Good Old Days, when you'd just go blind.
fuckin' rofl
The vibrator was in the bed and not her?
This is a snuff film I'd be glad to watch.
im surprise the author always manage to find the right picture for the topic.
"Woman Killed by Onanism". More like "Woman Died From Heart Attack During Masturbation Session", but no one ever said this place wasn't ever misleading to wax dramatic.
That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
well.... she litteraly went to heaven...
I doubt it....can you imagine the scenario in heaven.
Hm, it happened before but most of the time time they died because of some kind of fetish (like wrapping foil around their bodies including the head).
Dying from heartattack while mastrubating at this age is a bit strange, but well...
There are worse ways to die i believe. ^^
Maybe she lost too much body fluids without refilling them by trinking enough. lol
Cocaine!
Light is at large again *death note Target shall die while masterbating at XX:XX*
So true......i think what was on that computer screen was light yagami
what an embarrassing way to go.
Maybe she felt damn too good, that's why she's dead. I hope she R.I.P.
I'll paraphrase what the late "great" comedian Richard Pryor once said:
"Which death line would you stand in?...the one getting hit by a bus OR the one dying in some pussy? I don't know about you but I'd rather stand in that looong line over there!..." 8^)
where do you sign to join the long line ?
At least she didn't use a table...>_> xD
Miss Paginton Last Moments:-
-she puts on #!#%%^-
*vibrator noises*
{heart beats normally}
[inserts didlo]
"ah AH!! YES! AH NO AH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!!"
{heart beats faster}
"AH I SEE A LIGHT I SEE A LIGHT!!!"
{pushes didlo harder}
"AM CUMMING TO THE LIGHT! AM CUMMING TO THE LIGHT!!"
{heart beat stops}
"..........................."
{long silence}
"............................"
(movie plays until the body is found)
^ Dont know if to be sad or oddly intrigued that the movie was still running o.O
Anyone else curious as to what she was masturbating to?
I am.
me two...i am sitting here wondering...WTF was so good looking on that screen that it was to die for.
Maybe her vibrator was not waterproof? Her pussy juices were flowing and once a lot got onto it, it shocked her whole body while she was in arousal giving her a heightened heart attack. Thus...THE CULPRIT WAS THE VIBRATOR. Case Closed.
LOL That is fucking cool!!!!!
fuck up ..that is so nice....
This no merits in what is and may even be a curse of Azrael angel of death or Adar lord of Saturn! Bow down to Lord Enki fools! For he is your master and creator. For I am slayer545-sama servant of thee Lord Enki!
I bet they burned all her naughty stuff now.
It's how she would have wanted to go...
If there's one way to go, this would be it.
best death ever!
mental, god rest her soul but she must of been watching one hell of a porno.
Wherever she is, I hope she's happy to know that I'm masturbating to her.
fuck uo ..that is so nice....
Jerk off till you die, I know she did
The toy killed her!
Its possesed by a ancient hentai nerd!!
Or it was made in China.
I know I'm not being original or considerate here but... At least she died doing what she loved.
At least she was dead when everyone found her!
wtf i guess that was too much "milk" huh?
I wouldn't like to die watching my yaoi porn T.T
At least she died happily.
Damn. her family must be embarassed as hell. I wonder if it was -just- onanism that killed her. By the look of her face in that picture....most likely not.
that's pretty "fucked" up if you ask me.
Well, she died wacking off which is a great way to go.
She was a chav anyways, good riddance.
may be she got heart attack by wacthing kuso miso technique
At least she died doing what she loved.
She was watching banned porn by the UKlowns (like bondage).
WIN
We had all causes of death ... the one that's missing is "death by viewing sankaku channel" :)